She's Got Him Wrapped Around Her Finger

“lol...”

“"I say better then carrying your dead hubbies ashes around with you. (not that anyone would do that)" -Gemini

Heard from someone alot of years back...that the traditional Japanese women, carried their ancestors ashes in the little pouch, tied behind their back while in their kimono.

Apparently, the ashes are divided and passed down to the daughters so they have a lineage to their elders (mother's side).

Don't know if this is true though.”

“stanlee: ive heard something like that as well. ill try and find out more details and let you know.”

“Thanks, batman luke. See, we learn lots of stuff on TT.”

“You guys are nuts! I'd much rather have Birch around than a stinky ol' dead person diamond. He fixes stuff, is a great daddy and I am 31. It's very convient to have him around. ;) Fun too. Now, if I could turn him into gear.....”

“The male body as gear. Interesting concept. Puts a whole new twist on it.”

“Can you take a dearly departed loved one to a taxidermist?”

“Some guy had that done to himself.”

“Interesting. If he was stuffed right then his ex could still......enjoy his company.”

“...and we're back into joke territory...”

“Taxidermy, Viagra for dead people.”

“LMAO lz! That would be a much better threesome than you, your new partner and ashes. C'mon, bit, you know you want to join in.”