Kids Say the Darnedest Things

“I posted this on another thread, but it bears repeating.


Today I was working at my desk when my 4-year-old son wandered in to my office.

He was singing, "Don't come around. 'Cuz I'm gonna burn one down."

Perhpas I've been listening to a little too much Ben Harper lately.”

“My nephew said the other day that he accidently "shart" himself.

I almost did the same after hearing that.”

“I don't have kids (yet?) but Sarbar's Ford entertains me all the time... he's 6.

"I'm gonna get nakey!"
"Mommy, where's the Hoh?"
"I saw a horse!" (it was an elk)

there's more, but those are just the few that come to mind at the moment.”

“My daughter has felt left out since she didn't have a name for her private parts. She was used to hearing big brother's referred to as a wee-wee. Somehow the term woo-hoo came about. We'll be at a restaurant or grocery store and she'll say, "I have a woo-hoo and Reece has a wee-wee." You should see the looks we get.”