What makes u happy when u wake up?

“The thing that makes me happy in the morning is being able to turn on some reggae and enjoy the fact that i no longer live in the hell i once did. I am near the mountains, i can think clearly with a level head, and i dont wanna kill myself.

That is what makes me happy!”

“If I woke up next to Angelina Jolie, that would make me happy.”

“knowing i'm alive”

“While those things are all good, finding a naked woman in bed with you is tough to beat.”

“I love it”

“"While those things are all good, finding a naked woman in bed with you is tough to beat."

bitpusher
11:56:56 AM
09/07/04

I was assuming the naked part.”

“bj?”

“turning off the alarm clock and going back to sleep”

“I hadn't read your post, Bison. Even finding a clothed AJ would be good, if you could convince her, even for just a little while, that she was your love slave.”

“On a serious note, I love waking up on a weekend and realizing I don't have to get up, then rolling over and going back to sleep again.”

“Those weekends end the day you have children, lol...

I settle for being happy that I'm not waking up to one of my kids saying "Daddy, I don't feel so good" and then ralphing on me.”

“lock on the bedroom door needed bit?”

“I would get a couple of lokes including a barrel lock and moat!!!!”

“My wife insists that the door stay open and unlocked in case one of the little buggers feels the need to puke on us in the middle of the night, lol...”

“Having eggs benedict with hash browns and mimosas delivered to me in bed on a silver platter!”

“These days I'm just happy to wake up.”

“I enjoy these conversations... while my students are taking quizzes. Normally I don't take the time to join in but on this one I will. Just waking up & having your kids there with you, puke or no puke, is the best... One our students woke up today and found that his little brother was not in his bed, they don't know how he dissapeared last nite... We need to count our blessings.”

“I know what you mean, bit. *ralph* But you still love 'em.

I think one of the nice minor benefits of a backpacking trip is getting to sleep in a little for a change! (Not to mention the other bennies like the views, quiet, etc. etc)

Other than sleep, I love waking up to the fact that I'm doing good in life, and I know what I need to improve.”

“You're a practical man bit, you maybe need to wire the doorknob to deliver a mild shock. It will put them off unless they're really sick. You also need a little button so you can turn it off so the wife won't find out.”

“the waking up to the naked woman... but a certain naked man... Hmmm... now we're talkin! ;)”

“I've resigned myself to waiting until they're 18, giving them a set of luggage, and saying "Get out!" lol....”

“"the waking up to the naked woman... but a certain naked man... Hmmm... now we're talkin! ;)"
dicentra
12:18:23 PM
09/07/04

What man are we talkin about?”

“don't worry BL, I wasn't refering to you... I'm staying away from the young guys these days. LOL.”

“Ohh well it was worth a try!!

I am shotting for older women these days oldest oldest one so far 37!!”

“37 ain't that old.”

“But I haven't even hit 30 yet!”

“I like waking up in bed, doing a looonngg cat stretch and sticking my cold popsicle feet onto Sync's legs...hehheh....and then snuggling into his warm lap ;-)”

“TMI.

As usual! LMAO”

“When u are 19 and she is 37 that is a large age differnce dont u think!!”

“"While those things are all good, finding a naked woman in bed with you is tough to beat."
bitpusher
11:56:56 AM
09/07/04
ignore this user

How about two naked women in bed with you.”

“TMI is my middle name..lol!”

“BL... an 8 year age difference was more than enough for me! ;) Good times good times...”

“Yes. We KNOW.

LMAO”

“degeneration”

“Whats your point?”

“The best thread degeneration i have seen lately is the "who do u want to meet" thread!!

I can hardly remeber how it started”

“I was still on topic... :p”

“morning wood! becuze that means it still works!”

“I love getting up knowing I have something fun to do. It seems during the week I have to drag myself out of bed @ 6:30... but on the weekend I'll wake up @ 6:00 with no alarm clock ready to do my thing. Wheter it be golfing, going on a bike ride (motorcycle or pedal), hiking, fishing, shooting, whatever.

But, not to break the spirit of the thread degeneration... having a conjugal cure for the morning wood is always good.”

“Two nekkid women and popsicles.”

“You are a sick sick man. Keep those popsicles away from me!

LOL.”

“Sugar-free popsicles then?”

“I can only imagine where he's putting those popsicles...”

“Popsivles would taht get stuck man like if u lick a cold metal pole u tongue gets stuck would that happen with the poopsivcle until it melted”

“I did NOT need.

LMFAO!”

“Ewwwww.....”

“LOL! Once I used one of those giant straight candycanes, you know the 1-2 ft. longs that are thicker than a broom handle?

It was all gone by the end of the games and I had to get a new mattress. :)

Ahhhhhhh so many memories.”

“competes for the title, currently held by Sarbar, for worst TMI.”

“"What makes u happy when u wake up?"


That fact that I can still pitch a shelter............!”

“LMFAO! I feel honored, di.”