fAvOrItE aNaGrAms

“Spíro Agnew = Grow a Penís”

“Paris News = Raw #&%!$”

“Nigel = dumbass.

Man, I’m not very good at this am I?”

“Nope. Can't even spell your own name right.”

“Holy crap! That's a first! I better stay the hell away from any html today!”

“One of the favorites for Harry Potter fans is Severus Snape = persues Evans (Harry's mother.) The problem is "persues" is spelled incorrectly.”

“Treebait, that's no better than Nigals.;-)”

“Phaedrus:

HEAD SPUR

READ PUSH

RAD HES UP”

“Nigal:

ALIGN”

“Kleetn:

ELK NET”

“Some mornings it doesn't even pay to chew through my leather straps...”

“LOL!

Treebait:

A BEER TIT”

“I was always amused by the anagrams on the sign in front of the Fawlty Towers hotel.”

“fAvOrItE aNaGrAms:

A RAVAGE ARM OF NITS”

“Bush lacks brains = Silkbar Assbunch”

“Bush AWOL = Ha! Blow us!”

“Bush eats corn:

A SCRUB THE SON”

“Bush wins:

SNUB WISH”

“Kerry sucks:

Kerry Sucks

I told ya I was bad at this. LOL!”

“George W Bush:

BEG WE GO RUSH

BUGGER WHOSE?

BEGS HUGE ROW

SHRUB EGG WOE”

“Bush lovers hate Kerry:

SHRUB LASHER, KEY VOTER”

“Compassionate conservative:

ASS ECTOPARASITIC VENOM OVEN”

“Fair and balanced = A cabal! Darn fiend!

or

Fair and balanced = France: A Bad Land”

“Mutt, I alwats liked the one that said "Flowery Twa ts"”

“Treebeard = Trade Beer”

“Fawlty Towers = Farty Towels”

“Grand Old Party

GOD DARN PALTRY”

“Pheadrus must be gay. He sure hates bush a lot. LOL!”

“republican:

PLEBIAN CUR”

“Sean Hannity

A HASTE NINNY”

“Rush Limbaugh

I HURL MUSH BAG”

“John Kerry = Jerky Horn”

“Fox News Network:

NOW FOR NEXT SKEW”

“Bison's post:

BOSTON PISS”

“Bison, he's on a roll. Don't even try to keep up! :)”

“President John Kerry

RID THE JERK ENRON SPY”

“Phaedrus' Post:

Phased Stupor”

“Interesting how his anagrams are all caps hmmmm.... methinks he's cheating.”

“Isn't there an anagram generating web site?”

“Hell yes. You guys think I'm sitting here with pen and paper?”

“America = CIA REAM

Rumsfeld + Iraq = ALFRED SQUIRM

Bush + Rice = US BE RICH

Katrina = ANTI ARK

New Orleans = NOW'S LEANER

Tom Cruise = I, SO RECTUM

Britney Spears = PRESBYTERIANS”

“Bill O'Reilly = ILL LIBEL, ROY

Condoleeza Rice = CENOZOIC LEADER

Harry Reid = DAIRY HERR (get it, derriere?)

Tom Delay = MEATY OLD

Martha Stewart = SMEAR THAT WART

Oprah Winfrey = YEARN FOR WHIP
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“Nigal, MarkO, Bacpac = RAM A "LOG CABIN" PACK”

“ROFFLMDAO @ aero.”

“ROFFLMDAO aero:

Oar off old Mare!”

“Newgirl, Lyra & I= REALLY WIRING!”

“One that has always impressed me:

To be or not to be: that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

is

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
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“Also impressive:

To be or not to be: that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them?

turns into:

Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies. But why won't Hamlet's inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero's tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?

or

I wrote all of Shakespeare's plays, and the wife and I got together, did most of his sonnets for our entertainment. But tormentors oft attribute that our brash quotes as being bogus. O! no! no! no!”

“I was wondering what that phantom pain was in my ass...until I read this thread.”