lets play a game

“doesnt know how fun russians can be”

“lives 20 minutes from me.”

“wonders if thats why the property taxes suddenly went through the roof.”

“delivers pizza for fun”

“has a jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan.

ivan likes listening to the cheezy vegas show tunes.

[pinky, she was a showgirl...]”

“delivers babies for fun”

“Should seek professional help.”

“loves to suck the blood out of severed heads”

“LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“is one twisted little girl”

“joins Pink in twistedness”

“blows bubbles with her butt.”

“States the obvious”

“eats cowpies for lunch”

“has a jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan who loves listening to cheezy vegas show tunes while riding one of those little toy tricycles.”

“giggles uncontrollaby at the thought of iguanas drinking bloody marys while sitting on a pile of severed heads in the middle of a cowpie”

“doesnt know how to opperate B.O.B.”

“knows too well how to operate a BOB while blowing bushy iguanas”

“enjoys a good stiff drink while watching her jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan who loves listening to cheezy vegas show tunes while riding one of those little toy tricycles get evil looks from a parrot across the room who's jealous of ivan's trikey riding abilities.”

“laughs like a maniac clown while doing wheelies on a circus toy tricycle over a field of cowpie filled beanies. Eats roasted rum-soaked iguanas on a stick while playing with an uncontrollable parrot-shaped BOB”

“off topic: Parrot-shaped BOB? OUCH!!!

on topic: is completely random and interesting :)”

“enjoys a stiffy named BOB while eating Polish packzis stuffed with cheesy iguana balls covered in fluffy bushy fur which looks like a cowpie on a coyote colored tricycle in the middle of a rum-soaked clown laden field that looks like a beanie stuffed with 6 lbs of parrot down... this causes uncontrollable vibrations that appear to sound like the cackling of a sack of bloody mary soaked dead heads in the middle of the circus ring”

“has been smoking pot all morning.”

“drinks russian iguana from a parrot who loves good stiff blue yarmulke while cheezy vegas show tunes enjoy watching her ivan while riding evil little toy tricycles.”

“has made free totally lost...”

“Smokes doobies in a van down by the river.”

“is traumatized because no one will share”

“Doesn't know how to share”

“enjoys a good stiff drink while watching her jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan who loves listening to cheezy vegas show tunes while riding one of those little toy tricycles get evil looks from a parrot across the room who's jealous of ivan's trikey riding abilities because the parrot (let's just call her simone) used to be the pink's favorite pet, but now is playing second fiddle to the muti-talented jewish iguana”

“can have some of Free's mushrooms”

“looks like a beatnik on parsley who has just arrived from a russian island in the middle of the hurricane ivan, which, although not well though-of, caused a case of yamulkes to fly out over the bald heads of the pour plucked parrots who were trying to drink their iguana juice out of a cowpie shaped straw in the middle of the circus rings which were deformed due to a midget singing off-key broadway tunes with a fork stuck in the back of his bloody blueberry bushes, thus causing a vodka drinking clown to grab a good stiff tricycle handle and ride down the coast of Florida with a string attached to his sack of bloody heads which sometimes started to wail when they felt like they needed some alcoholic libations to quench their cheese-pouf colored orange tongues which were coated in bacon grease flavored mushrooms....”

“doesn't know that while she enjoys a good stiff drink while watching her jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan who loves listening to cheezy vegas show tunes while riding one of those little toy tricycles get evil looks from a parrot across the room who's jealous of ivan's trikey riding abilities because the parrot (let's just call her simone) used to be pink's favorite pet, but now is playing second fiddle to the muti-talented jewish iguana simone is secretly plotting for ivan to have an "accident"”

“OFF: oops, that's "poor plucked" , not "pour plucked".... danged typos...

On.... giggles....”

“Makin' little sense....”

“can't keep up”

“looks like a peanut-butter colored beatnik on half-baked parsley who has just arrived from a tropical russian island in the middle of the frightful hurricane ivan, which, although not well though-of, caused a case of pickle-flavored yamulkes to fly out over the bald heads of the poor plucked puny parrots who were trying to drink their raspberry flavored iguana juice out of a cowpie shaped glass straw in the middle of the circ de soleil circus rings which were slightly deformed due to a freaky purple midget singing off-key Liza Minelli broadway tunes with a rubber fork stuck in the back of his bloody blueberry bushes, thus causing a Grey Goose vodka drinking rodeo clown to grab a good stiff, well oiled tricycle handle and ride like a maniac down the East coast of Florida with a duct tape wrapped string attached to his sack of bloody buffalo heads which sometimes started to wail obnoxiously when they felt like they needed some 190 proof alcoholic libations to quench their cheese-pouf colored orange Tang tongues which were coated in 2 month old bacon grease flavored magic mushrooms from the backlot forest of Fangorn in the land of Silent BOB"”

“doesn't know that while she enjoys a good stiff drink while watching her jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan who loves listening to cheezy vegas show tunes while riding one of those little toy tricycles get evil looks from a parrot across the room who's jealous of ivan's trikey riding abilities because the parrot (let's just call her simone) used to be pink's favorite pet, but now is playing second fiddle to the muti-talented jewish iguana simone is secretly plotting for ivan to have an "accident" involving a banana peel, a cut brake line for ivan's trikey, some arsenic, a bowling ball, a big double bladed axe, and a yellow marshmellow easter candy peep.”

“waits patiently for a response....”

“shouldn't wait so long”

“Knows to ask for the "Happy Ending" is when getting a massage in the Phillipines.”

“stands slack-jawed in awe of the hookah-smoking marshmallow easter peep who looks like a peanut-butter colored beatnik on half-baked parsley who has just arrived from a tropical fruit flavored white russian island in the middle of the frightfully huge hurricane Ivan, which, although not well though-of in the land of Oz©, caused a case of pickle-flavored yamulkes to fly out over and onto the bald heads of the poor hand-plucked puny paisley parrots who were trying to drink their artificial raspberry flavored iguana and turkey juice out of a cowpie shaped Mt. St. Helen's glass sippy straw in the middle of the lime green circ de soleil circus rings which were slightly malicious and deformed due to a freaky Liz Taylor's color purple eyed Oompa Loompa midget singing a half-step off-key to Liza Minelli broadway tunes with a rubber baby fork stuck in the back of his somewhat bloody blueberry bushes, thus causing a Grey Goose© vodka-drinking rodeo clown to grab a good stiff, well oiled and shiny tricycle handle and ride like a homicidal maniac down the East coast of the Florida Keys with a blue duct tape wrapped can of silly string attached to his ruptured sack of chicken bloody buffalo heads which sometimes started to wail obnoxiously when they felt like they needed some 190 proof alcoholic libations in a Dixie cup© to quench their cheese-pouf colored orange Tang© tongues which were coated in 2-month-old stale bacon grease flavored magical mind-bending mushrooms from the Orc-infested backlot forest of Fangorn in the land of Silent BOB's ranch for the mentally insane banana peel-colored pickaxe swinging lumberjacks....."”

“doesn't know that while she enjoys a good stiff drink while watching her jewish, russian iguana with a blue yarmulke named ivan who loves listening to cheezy vegas show tunes while riding one of those little toy tricycles get evil looks from a parrot across the room who's jealous of ivan's trikey riding abilities because the parrot (let's just call her simone) used to be pink's favorite pet, but now is playing second fiddle to the muti-talented jewish iguana simone is secretly plotting for ivan to have an "accident" involving a banana peel, a cut brake line for ivan's trikey, some arsenic, a bowling ball, a big double bladed axe, and a yellow marshmellow easter candy peep the plan was hatched while poor simone was subjected to much second hand smoke (can you say contact buzz?) while watching the little yellow geeky rooster with big glasses come up with a diabolicaly comlplex and seemingly physically impossible scheme to outwit the slavering weasel and show up foghorn leghorn in the process.”

“... grins...”

“Dresses his dog”

“Is too slow”

“needs to take more pics of his dogs”

“is creatively all used up for the day”

“looks forword to continueing tomorrow.

until then, bids pink et al farewell”

“Is a quiter”

“Needs to learn how to spell”