How 'bout a story game...

“...but to no avail. but, it's a good thing he landed on his...”

“uncle cletus who weight about”

“..1400 pounds, as a result of steroid therapy to combat his...”

“"tuna can wang"

talk to "one inch wang" for more info”

“Uncle cletus also had a strange fetish. He liked the way it feels when someone jumps up and down on his fleshy, blubbery belly... In fact at times he would call upon the 7 Dwarves to help him with his arthritic back... Today, however...”

“he got impaled by his nephew loosey goosey adn once he woke up unle cletus magically”

“...lost all the extra weight and beat the crap out of Loosey for waking him up...”

“after loosey recovered from tha (yeah tha) a55 whopin of his life he set back out on the trail this time he was heading for”

“But there was one problem... when he smashed into uncle Cletus, he broke all of his nalgene bottles, as well as the foot with the blister... so while howling in pain, he...”

“Hang on, I can believe all this crap except that he broke a nalgene.”

“found this little hottie named billie jo luo who said she had a car and would take him there and then it turns out that billie jo lou is really his”

“one-toothed, glass eyed, pickle polishing nephew who had a strange attraction to....”

“shemales”

“mattresses of the Universe!!! A new kind of funky model-wannabe--it's not a mistress, and she's a he! They like to jiggle their....”

“wangs”

“This story just took a nasty turn.”

“seach for pictures of shemales for us bit we need pictures in this story”

“*** no we don't ***

...wands... he meant wands, not wangs... Loosey Goosey rubbed his eyes... What looked like a bunch of high priced she-he ho bags were actually a group of granny biker chicks with no teeth, they were coming up on him fast on their Harleys, when suddenly he heard...”

“Ha! Not at work I won't.”

“A Rugged looking forest ranger came out of the trees, he apparently just had lunch as there was a lot of powdered sugar on his bearded chin. Donuts, especially the powdered sugar and cinnamon ones were his favorite during the fall... He liked to quaff them down with a nice cold glass of apple cider.

This day, however, he had had the urge to "use the facilities" and had stopped on the side of the trail to "let loose" when he hear the wild roar of the Harleys and the thin tittering of the Harley grannies as they zipped through the leafy brown canopy of the AT.

Pissed, he hastily zipped up and stepped out into the trail, when all of a sudden....”

“...he realized he had zipped his johnson into his zipper. He collapsed on the trail, screaming in agony. This got the attention of...”

“Arnold Sniffler, the other Arnold Sniffler..”

“who started laughing at the ranger and then...”

“"Drink this witch!"
and threw all those Nalgenes full of water at her and she melted.”

“I'm off. Darn!”

“*** that's okay... but you're about a fEW hours off! (oh, and you aren't paying attention. the bottles were empty AND destroyed in the plummet which landed in Uncle Cletus' belly)

Back to the regular programming ***”

“Into a massive pile of goo at the bottom of the trail. The ranger, who was whimpering on the ground with pain paid no attention, while Loosey Goosey....”

“I didn't read pages 1 and 2 by accident.”

“cursed at the grannies! "I don't like my women so much older" he yelled! "Where did the Hooters Girl/Mermaid go?" But the ranger thought he meant Woodsy Owl and told him to "Give a hoot and don't pollute. Never be a dirty bird."”

“Loosey Goosey looks at the ranger as if he's lost his mind... but then he realizes that the ranger was referring to his litter of exploded nalgene bottles on the side of the road.

He blushed out of embarassment, tucked his now sweat soaked, smelly Wal-mart t-shirt into the back of his harness and gingerly began to....”

“pick the rocks out of the bottom of his feet...”

“screaming loudly in pain. He is suddenly aware that the grannies are still approaching rapidly on their Harleys, under arm jiggles flapping in the breeze. He thinks to himself that he will soon be granny road kill, when all-of-a-sudden...”

“out of nowhere comes some of the TT gang....

(Time to get this one rolling again-- just in time for Halloween! ;-)”

“Bumpity bumpity bump....”