How 'bout a story game...

“for those of us who have nothing better to do!!! :-D

Here's how it goes...

We start with a story and each person adds his or her own sentence or paragraph to continue the story. Be sure to be as crazy as possible!!

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Once upon a time, there was a hiker named Loose-y Goosey. He had brown hair and liked to wear the latest in trends from the local flea market. Loose-y Goosey was a newbie and decided to go on his first back country hike. He started by going to the local bookstore and reading about....”

“A Walk in the Woods”

“He starts readin the ultimate walker and then sees teh porn section and drops the book and heads for the porn! After spending a good amount of time "reading porn" he heads to REI”

“Where he picked up a dozen nalgene bottles in assorted colors, a 20 lb. tent, 60 energy bars and a.....”

“a thong. HE then packed his _”

“rubber ducky”

“and his...”

“in a stuff sack. You see, Loosey Goosey was very attached to his Rubber Ducky and didn't want anything to happen to him before he...”

“...attached it to his pelvic harness”

“gingerly because he still had bunions on his...”

“..cod...”

“piece”

“btw - can't find the thread but we did this a couple of christmas' ago. Hilarious.”

“which itched terribly... however it could have been worse because he had also recently developed a strange tingly sensation on the bottom of his foot. He thought it might be due to...”

“...the odd encounter the evening before with...”

“bearmagnet and his collection of STDs”

“So finally he packed up his 83 pound pack and headed for the woods.”

“The first thing he saw was a...”

“Blister! HE had forgotten and worn 3 pairs of hole-y cotton socks with his K-Mart sandels...unfortunately for him,”

“(oops,that's Sandals)”

“...the blister became septic and...”

“so he decided he didnt need sandals cause of all the cosk left the sandals behind and set off again only to see a giant”

“...blister eating vulture swoopuing down towards his feet”

“*socks (sorry)”

“...so he shot it with his handy-dandy slingshot. Unfortunately, he hit the blister-eating vulture in its most vulnerable spot, and killed it. Since the blister-eating vulture is a protected species, rangers showed up within the hour and arrested him. While waiting to be bailed out in prison he...”

“meet up with "tinkle toes" and”

“started a band called Septic Tinkle”

“...PETA came along and threw vulture blood in his face as a statement against cruelty to vultures”

“...so he asked, "Exactly how did you get vulture blood without having a dead vulture?" To this, the PETA reps said...”

“which had the odd effect of causing people to head to the woods and dig a cathole everytime a song was played. To compound the problem....”

“oops... :-P”

“...PETA people can produce whatever we want. Here's a baby fetus that I loaned the anti-abortion people”

“... but in reality, it's a piece of spam... I put capers in for eyes and....”

“...suddenly a table of Vikings started chanting "CPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM"...”

“...SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!!”

“...I Don't like SPAM!!!!”

“Eventually Septic Tinkle got out and hit the road. Unfortunately they couldn't afford a car, so decided to start hiking again. Magically they appeared on the AT near Boiling Springs, with a large crowd of groupies following behind. That night while playing a gig Septic Tinkle saw a brown and yellow..”

“...turd sitting next to a too-shallow cathole. This caused them to...”

“...wrinkle their noses and say, "Ewwwwww"”

“...But, then Broken Lizard came along and asked if that was a Baby Ruth”

“get reasly pised and have a flaling out so loosey goosey set out on the trail by himself while tinkle toes went and”

“ROFL @ treebeard”

“They then proceeded to crumble up one of the energy bars to help bury the offensive piece of crap. While in the middle of doing this, along came a...........”

“...wild boar, who ate the crap, the energy bars, and...”

“giant pink bubble with a kid inside”

“ddamn”

“OMG your all freakazoids!”

“This is news?”

“All of a sudden 3 strange people appeared on the side of the road... They worked quickly to rescue the poor little kid, who had started to swell up like a giant blueberry, whereupon....”

“Suddenly the Wicked Witch of the West appeared, with Dorothy. Dorothy said...”