Aks Sarabelle Heer

“I met this woman, I like her very much. She does not have a stinky butt. She wants to go canoe camping and likes day hiking...Should I marry her?”

“Did the skeery woof bare ever come back?”

“Did you sniff Copper's butt?”

“Asking a dog if it sniffed a butt is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.”

“When is the next sekert hike?”

“Is the Pope Catholic?”

“Once again, Sarabelle has left us all twisting slowly in the wind.”

“do you answer questions in ebonics?”

“"Shold I get mayreed if a woman got a bote?"
~ Stinky Man

Prolly but see if it is a good bote ferts. Look at the peddels and pdf floteys to.

"Omagawd! Wher is the Skeery Woof Bare?!"
~ B O Beet

Do not be skeerd! Hopper Bug and her possy made him run the nother way to Candada (prolly Cuebeq cuz they say Frants werds) wher he is the Bombombabel Woof Bare now tho. They shold prolly be skeerd in Cuebeq tho. Or "szooby szooby szoo szzoooooo" like they say.

"Can I go walkin in the woods and sleepin in the woods on the sekert hike that you and yer hubsand Gissmaeioux got sekert pland in The Tucky?"
~ Miss Lissy

What sekert hike in The Tucky lats month are you sayin? Ther aint gonna be no sekert hike in The Tucky lats month! BOL! You are the CRAZY WOMIN! Ah ah ah!

"Yo! Whaddup dowg! You be sayin werds like Bruh Weeny?"
~ Erth Negsky

Sho do! Bruh Weeny Was the shizizzel! (be for he got rund over)

He tawt me verry goods werds. I was happy to be cause I seen Doggy Dog Dog at Sentrel Part at That Hatten the nother time and I culd say The Bonnics verry good with him.”

“Hey, you missed my question sara!

My question was:

Is there anything better than sex?”

“Sarabelle, ya be driving a chevy o a foad”

“What does cat crap taste like?”

“ying/yang


Perfect question
"Dear Sarabelle: Is there anything better than sex?"
bitpusher
02:59:44 PM
09/21/04
ignore this user

"Sarabelle, what is the meaning of life?"
simer190
04:17:15 PM
09/21/04





D'oh!!!!!!!


The meaning of life is sex”

“"You better do seks with me!"
~ Bite Pusser

No way! You wold prolly bite!


BWT -
I ride a Mitey Mitey The Coma truk.”

“LMAO”

“Ummmm, ya blew it gojo!”

“whoops”

“Sarabelle-

When are you and Gissmaeioux going to come and visit with Merlin again? We had a squirrel named Al Bino for awhile, but I think he ran away because we didn't see him anymore. I think it was because of his race...he just wasn't like all the other squirrels.”

“hey sarabelle, is it ok to want to smell geofeets stinky butt?”

“Ha Ha! Gojo types as bad as Sarabelle!”

“Oops!
(o:3
...I mean (o;”

“No free, you're not smelling my stinky butt. Smell Crazy Mike's stinky butt.”

“smells like bacon! :D”

“Gojo's having a personality conflict again. Sarabelle talks and gojo barks!”

“LOL, gojo & sarabelle are screwing up again. ;-)”

“A wise man once told me, "If you tell the truth the first time, you don't have to remember what you said."”

“Geo, or......

"Why tell the truth when a lie will do just as well."”

“Okay gojo, what have you done with Sarabelle?

We could have a pupnapping on our hands here folks!”

“I hope Sarabelle sees this:

Sarabelle, I have a terrible dog, cat or other varmint digging up my yard. I think it's a dog (yellow lab) that lives nearby. I haven't caught it in the act, though, so it could be a cat or critter. What should I do? Hide in the bushes and hit it with a shovel or lay out a dead animal to distract it? Any ideas?

Thanks for your insight.
MM.”

“have you and Gissmaeioux children?”

“Where the hell are the the freakin' keys??!!”

“Dos yer hubsand Gissmaeioux and yer daddy ack like childern?
~ErthStinky

YES!!!



Why the goodys did you hide the kees unner yer blanky?
~My Daddy THE BIG BUTT HED!

Be caus you got Gissmaeioux MORE TERKY MEET at snak time then you got me and now he got verry good belly mussels and I am still skinny like a ally kitty and will prolly starb to def!”

“Dear Sarabelle,

Why are all female dogs called b!tches?”

“Ah ah! chilli sayed the verry good qeustin!

We are byitches be caus we are the Kweengs of the Hole Wide Werld! It is the onner to be sayed a "byitche".”

“Aren't only un-spayed female dogs "bytches?"

What do you call spayed female dogs?

bol”

“What are yer nother nit names?"
~WymanoochWildWoodsCagoBasenMan

Yall can say I am "Belle" and "Sissy" (Gissmaeioux is "Bubba" - BOL!) and "Gerly Gerl".

O and "Kweeng Byitch" bwt.”

“why do boy doggies lick their own private parts?”

“Will it be ok if I get Gissmaeioux a kwikky likky?
~Jimmys Son

I gess if it is ok with yer daddy Jimmy it wold be ok with Gissmaeioux.

Be carfull tho cuz some times his goober gets a pennis to that is the Red Rokitt and it culd prolly poke off yer ey ball!”

“kan Gissmaeioux tech me to lik myself?”

“better not... you'll never leave the house again”

“Sarabelle, What is your favorite doggy food and/or treat?”

“Krak Bash -
Yes Gissmaeioux will teech you to lik hisself.

What is yer favert suppers and snaks?
~Rubee

My favert suppers is sketty and pi.
My favert snaks is terky meet and peekans and chikken bones that my daddy jest lets me eet leetle peeses so I do not get throked and ded and I like Snak Bones from Pet Stor to and horsy doodoos sometimes when I am walkin in the woods for ekstra engerny.”

“o man! sarabelle bad dog! you stole gojo's password!”

“The dogs at the barn love horse hoof trimmings. Ever had them?”

“this dog makes more sense than his owner”

“I polajise fer potsing as "jojo" (that is my daddy bwt).

We was havin a kittykitty sitchawastin' lats nite and I did not have verry menny times to log as me. I am Sarabelle bwt.


Do you eet horsy toe nales?
~Hutchdee

Ew no! Are they tatsy tho?
Gissmaeioux likes to go waaaaay out in the cow yard and eet Witey and Blakky doodoos (them are the mewls aroun heer). I do not get in the cow yard cuz cows get me the jeeby jeebys.”

“Belle -
What the fack did you and Gizmeaux do with my pants?”

“I will not say in less you get me the nother snak like lats nite. And you got to get Gissmaeioux a snak to if you wont yer pannys.”

“One Nigal is enough for TT, Joe.”

“Ruh-roh!”