Snappy Comebacks Needed!

“you could do all that.


Or.



Just tell hsi friends that you neeeded it bad. And he couldn't get it up for the second time around without a lot of coaxing.


That you need it more than just twice . .and are hoping that they can satisfy you in the woods.”

“I don't see why he'd get upset if you set the record straight on why you were late. Hell, my wife and I would be bantering on for half an hour blaming the other one.”

“Just stick to the facts.”

“I like him and his toys enough to put up with the BS. Doesn't take much looking around to remind me why either.”

“HA! Mark Friday ova dere...""There are a thousand naked stories on this trail. This is just one of them."”

“Stikboy.

He say it best. Couldn't have said it any better. Not that I'd want to either.

Danababy.

Sounds like you married a Bubba. His brains can be found in his trousers.”

“what's the female equivalent of bubba? daisy??

two peas in a pod...
to get respect, one needs to respect themself first.”

“Well, we all have our quirks and it doesn't really seem fair to make the guy out to be a total piece of crap or to make Dana out to be some weak willed suttler based on this tiny snipet of their relationship.

Holy shlt! I think Dr. Phil just took over my body for a second.”

“Twiggytoes.

Now that's funny! Daisy! I like that.”

“I really wish Twiggy could just come right and say what she means rather than play these sugarcoating games. LOL!”

“Provide a simple MIRROR of your loving Hubbies words and Deeds...

First, TELL the TRUTH, and TELL IT FIRST!

Don't wait for him to start the telling......if or when he gets upset remind him.....”

“That's true Nigal...

but would you air something like this on the Internet about your wife?

It's not what he/she/they do, (though he probably does do it to be macho in front of his/her friends - but cripes, they're married - why's he still think he needs to prove himself?) it's that this is just another one of those "I'm irresistable" threads that dana is known for.
Which I'm sure she is, but these threads reek of a desperate need for attention.

Dr Phyllis.”

“LOL...sugarcoating... :)”

“Bubba and Bimba”

“your right. Desperate cry for attention. Dana....you got what you deserved and as long as your willing to take it (and his money) you'll keep getting. Now I've wasted way too much attention upon a spoiled little rich girl. Thats what you are Dana...a spoiled little rich girl who likes to cry wolf. Phuckin grow and stop your whinning. The rest of us dont' give a rats A$$ about you or your petty problems...”

“Harsh.”

“but....Twiggy is absolutely dead on....you go girl!

Stikmon...You da man. Dana is one big fat spoiled cry baby. Wah Wah.

Takes the boinking but keeps on oinking.

Techntrek....harsh...nah...this is a public forum....one shouldn't air personal issues here unless of course you're in dire need of attention.”

“First Buddha Bear loses it, now stikmon. This is a banner day on Trailtalk.”

“Oops, forgot to add treebeard's antics in there.”

“Bambi! that's the name I was looking for!”

“Danababy, read the "Hiker Falls In Grand Canyon" thread....hint, hint.... :o)”

“Have we considered that he's fishing for dana to retort back with what actually happened? I think he wants you to tell the friends that yall have been getting with it all morning, therefore, he's a stud and you're a cool wife. As Dennis Miller would say, That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.”

“That could be it.”

“You are correct. LMAO
Sorree... the richbeotch is just stirring the pot. You all fell in. gotcha. muwah ha ha ha.”

“Just do what I do with people I do things with that are chronically late-tell them the meeting time is a half-hour to one hour (how ever late they usually are) earlier that it really is. Like, if the meeting is at 8 tell them it is at 7. Don't ever tell them any difference. Let them figure it out on their own. I hate to be late.”

“It's funny you say that dana. About 2 years before my grandmother passes she got a letter from Social Securtiy. She was about 90 at the time and all these years she'd been getting too low of a payment. She was a prim and proper old Southern lady. When the money came she told my cousin that, "Now I'm just a rich #&%!$." Talk about spewing coke all over the room.”

“PS. Glad we came to the bottom of this before we tarred and feathered dana and her man.”

“seems Twiggy was right”

“"That's true Nigal...

but would you air something like this on the Internet about your wife?"

LOL! Welllll, ya slam dunked me on that one! I don't drag any personal stuff here. I learned long ago ya just don't open yourself up for that type of abuse.”

“well its a bit late but anyways one comeback would be something like: "oh - well ya'll know how it is with men - they can only think with one head at a time and the head he was using this morning just does not know how to tell time."”

“nice try at a save danababy!

I give ya credit, but I don't buy it...

=D”

“I'm not Limpy anymore just thinking about Danababe getting it on! Can I watch? Gee, now I've gotta clean my monitor (is a moniter like a gila monster?)
We need pics! Dana, you were great. Ah, clean-up on aisle six!”

“bump”

“It was an ugly thing to do.
Deliberately stirring up a stink like that was nasty. I will refrain from such in the future.”

“this was a hoax...and I seriously doubt that that is true...

Then, you really are one disturbed person and I for one shall refrain from participating on any hike that you might be on...Dana get some help! Using a spouse to "get us" is the same as what you acused your husband of doing to you in front of your friends. Your as bad as your husband and frankly, I think and always have that you are a shallow self rightous petty spoiled woman who thinks that she is prettier than everyone else. Your #&%!$ stinks worse than anyother person on this board and your actions are contemptable. I pity you that you need to "create" a story of this nature just to garner attention and make yourself the attention of the rest of this board. Go away and never return. You're a loser and you've proven it in grand style. pathetic!”

“Can I get a Kumbaiya?”

“this is a pathetic thread. whether it's true or not. either way it is a ploy for attention.

people shouldn't air their dirty laundry on an internet forum.... fake or made up.

and by the way... who makes up situations like this? what a distraught person.”

“Sheesh! db.....wtf?”

“good god folks, what the hell?”

“I'm late too... to the scene, I mean. I woulda put money on Twigeater's advice coming out of Artex's mouth about 10 posts into this. Guess I woulda lost!

Will be interesting to meet you, Dana, at TC4. We're planning an intervention for ya, girl.

>8-0”

“she don't need no intervention, just give the girl a beer to drink and a critter to pet and she's goodtago!”

“Twig nailed it with the "I'm too Sexy" lyrics.


Plain and simple: Dana is a c0ck tease.

Period.


She has been since she got on the board.


The topless waterfall pictures (albeit from the back), the pink bikini picts, the frequent references to sex she's had and where and how often, getting caught onthe rocks in the in middle of the stream etc.


her original post had little or nothing to do with her husband and being late. It had everything to do with her posting about her "boinkfest".



She gets off on flyguy/limpy spanking himself to these images.

She gets off on Stikmon charging in on his white horse.


Sure, she's cute, sure they're nice pictures. . .but it is what it is.

C. T.”

“Jebus Jumpin’ Kripes people! Listen closely, Please pull down your pants, bend over, firmly grasp the stick in your ass and pull it out. Geobeet posts a cockamamie thread about TreeB getting put in the pokey and then poked in the putty and ya all go nuts and say it’s the greatest hoax of all time. Buddha Bush has done the same thing multiple times and he’s a frickin’ hero. Dana Baby does it and she a sick twisted person.

Sheesh! Get a grip folks! It’s the INTERNET! Buncha hopheads! :)”

“Thank goodness no one else around here has ever posted a thread to get attention, tease or get naughty.”

“Isn't this similar to how mtngal was basically run off? She liked to flirt and tease and everyone freaked out.”

“We can be thankful that the other gals on this forum don't do that.”

“I heard a rumor danababy is going to TC4.

I may have to reconsider not going. ;-)”

“be sure to yell "can I help carry those"?”

“LOL@mtnsteve”

“you can thank me for your resurecction.


Just as the pendulum swung against you. You were down, being kicked and driven into the hinterlands, I stepped in and delivered such nasty, crushing, unwarranted blows that the mood of the board shifted.



The pendulum has swung back!!! Your defenders are rushing to your side. YOu have been resurrected!!!!



Or course we appreciate and attractive woman in a bikini who is willing to flirt with us. We are guys. We can't help ourselves.

We enjoy a good prank. Especially with sex talk in it.

Limpy/Flyguy got the right idea. Let's all form a big circle jerk.”