Get a positive outlook going

“Open a new file on your PC.
Name it "John Kerry"
Send it to the Recycle Bin
Emty the Recycle Bin
Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get of John Kerry?"
Answer calmey "Yes" and click the mouse firmly.
Feel better?...Of course you do!”

“Open a new file on your PC.
Name it "John Kerry"
Send it to the Recycle Bin
Emty the Recycle Bin
Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get of John Kerry?"
Answer calmly "Yes" and click the mouse firmly.
Feel better?...Of course you do!”

“I didn't have as good luck as you did.

I created John Kerry and then tried to send him to the recycle bin. He asked if I was sure. Yes. Then I tried to delete him from the recycle bin and he asked me again if I was sure. Yes.

What's the deal? I'm not the one who has a problem making a decision.”

“http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/print.php?url=http://www.nypost.com/seven/08152007/news/regionalnews/happy_days_here_again_regionalnews_chris_michaud.htm

Hint...MOVE SOUTH!”

“Pipe down you!”

“By contrast, 60 percent of Southerners ... said their lives had improved

well, yea, they just got indoor plumbing last year. theyve got nowhere to go but up!”

“Says the guy who MOVED to the South to find a job.”

“the bigger shift was west”

“Positive? with the sub-prime meltdown and the absence of the IRS , and thus, no more gov. subsidy of first and second home loans, RE prices again visit early 1960s prices. No IRS, also no gov. subsidy of churches, as they close their doors and become illegal allien hideouts.”

“once again, XL mis-analyzes the data: Southerners tend to be easily fooled into thinking everything's Great.”

“It's pretty damn good at my house.”

“ETFC E-Trade
$11.77 down from $26.08 in July. Hehe mortgage market terrorist attack, get out of the water and don't go back.”

“anybody think of that madtv skit:

lowered expectations”

“I lower my expectations when reading XL and Stovey's posts. So far it's not working. Gotta lower the bar a little more, I guess.”

“take it to the hate thread, ya hater”