Where's Mapleleaf?

“Did I miss something? Mapleleaf used to be one of the most abudant posters here. I hardly see a post from her or even Treebeard these days.”

“I think Mutt hurt their feelings.....;^]

Or maybe they BOTH got arrested for giving the the finger to Dubya.”

“she's been busy at work”

“Hey folks! Still around, but I have been put on an assignment to help some attorneys upstairs that has been keeping me away from desk work. So, I can't pop in and out of here at will for now. Maple's also undertaking some new duties at work that have been keeping her pretty busy.”

“Hell-O !!

I miss maple's funny pictures.”

“Glad to hear it's nothing more serious than being busy at work.”

“New duties or just new doody?”

“That's all it is, Ski. The only problem with it is that this group up there are such "high tension" people. I hate that. I swear, if I had to work with them permanently, my blood pressure would probably go through the roof!”

“I confess I don't know why and don't understand it, but I guess it was thoughtful of you to sign my guestbook with a poem.”

“BIG Mama is back!”

“I don't miss Mapes pictures, but I do miss Potty Mouth. ;-)

I understand she's acting supervisor while her boss is away.
Go Mapes!”

“Where's Mapleaf? It's autumn, she fell.”

“I saw that Central Park got 3.34 inchesof rain. Yet anouther catastrophe for new yourkers!

Pleaese trees, share wityh us your tales of woe and anguish.”

“LOL
Is bales ice tea?


I *heart* the treepeople. ;-)”

“Stove stomper, as I said to Nigal when he asked the smae question, I would rather shave my head with a cheese grater and chew on aluminum foil than be Ice Tea.”

“Acting supervisor?!!

Mapes! Fire everyone, then quit!”

“Dang it!
When I'm acting supervisor, they will not let me fire people either!
DANG!!! ;-)”

“Well, at least send everyone home for half a day off....”

“i've been wondering where that kooky chick has been, too!
:-)”

“Look who's callin' who "kooky"!”

“mapes is in rehab. tree gave her some bad acid.”

“Jeeze, you're at least as old as me! I had forgotten that line until you posted. "77" was wiped from my memory banks. I now recall that black & white image of Kooky coming his hair! Thanks for the memory! (Guess I'm showing my age, huh?) lol”

“look who's pointing out who's calling who kooky! and stuff like that...”

“Yeah lyra, and look who's kookin' up this joint!

I drove a Deuce-And-A-Quarter down Sunset Strip in '74, lookin' for 77.”

“Don't ask me how I remembered that line. I seem to have a knack for remembering useless information.”

“Shoot zac, I still had my baby teeth when that show was on the black and white.”

“now you wear Dentures!”

“Maybe in about forty years.......maybe not.

Bite me >8^{}”

“I remember living in northern Minnesota and having hair like that. I'd spend the requisite half hour in the bathroom getting my hair just right (vitalis or wild root cream oil) and run out to the school bus stop and that minus 40 degree weather. My hair would instantly freeze in place and I'd be good for all day.”

“Wild Root.....too funny!”

“I still remember part of the damn jingle...but can't remember why I just walked into the laundry room.”

“lol @ snake eyes.

Like now, I never had enough hair to pull that off. (Even have less hair now!)”

“Well, I'm pretty bald these days. I've always thoughts it was sort of a divine retribution for hogging the bathroom (one bathroom:8 people). My other thought was that the 40 below weather snapped off my hair roots.”

“I remember using 'Score' on my hair when I was a kid to hold the 'wave' in front. My hair used to freeze when I walked the four blocks to school.”

“...Brylcream a little dab will do ya, they love to run their fingers through your hair.....”

“Get Wild Root Cream Oil, Charley
You'll look so debonair
The girls will all come rushing to ya.
They love to put their fingers in your hair.

Or maybe not...just can't remember. Oh well, off to the home.”

“Brylcream, a little dab'll do ya,
Brylcream, you'll look so debonair,
Brylcream, th'gals will pursue ya,
Simply rub a little in your hair.

Anyway, I'm glad everything's kewl. I thought Mapers was upset about my wild goose recipe.”

“No time at the desd, eh? Tree, you been loooking through keyholes for those lawyer creatures?”

“Is gremlin's goose cooked?”

“shhhh grem may find a recipe to cook his poor goose!!

grrrrr”

“Vasoline hair tonic
For your hair
For your hair.....


"Hey man, ya better check.
I think your hair might be a quart low!"”

“Any of you guys remember a product called V.A.M.?”

“hey you old fart's. get off my thread!”

“Back for lunch!

Hey grem! it ain't easy chasing those lawyers while dey be chasin' ambulances!”

“Now why would a girl want to run her fingers through greasy hair?

mapleleef??

In the '60s there was V.A.M..........Vegetable oil, Animal oil and Mineral oil.

Wasn't there one called Groom 'n Clean?
"for that dry look"
"the wet head is dead"”

“Mapleleaf, an old fart started this thread.

'the wethead is dead' - wasn't that an advertisement for what they referred to at that time as 'hot combs'?”

“LOl you are all crazy!!
I am still here, like tree said i am now the BOSS.

so does that mean I get to give myself a raise?

different having someone work for me, I am not used to bossing people around, other then the kids and tree LOL

nice to be missed”

“;-) We didn't say we missed you, mapleleaf...just wondered where you were. mooohooohaaahaaa!

j/k”

“hey listen you ole' fart!

darn forgot what I was going to say.
LOL”