The anger of my girl, Tiffany

“I show up at her place around 6PM last night. Tiffany, beautiful Vietnames women, dressed in all black, as usual.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Tif: Where have you been? I haven't seen you since July. You look terrible!

Me: I know. I'm sorry. I called.

Tif: You called me just yesterday!

Me: I know, I know. I'm sorry. Does this mean you don't want to see me?

Tif: I'll see you but not looking like that! Sit here!

I sit down and her friend proceeds to rinse my hair. She shampoos and rinses. then comes my favorite part, the conditioning. Her friend starts to massage my temples then proceeds to massage my neck in a way that almost makes me groan.

It's been too long, I think to myself.

I can now present myself to Tiffany. I sit before her and she goes about her business. I think the small talk is the best part. About a half hour later we finish and I feel Fabulous!

It was to long. And I feel a bit guilty.

$50 to Tiffany +$15 tip
$5 to her friend
$12 for shampoo

I promised I would be back in a month for my next haircut.”

“Shucks, I thought this would be much tastier.”

“Did any of htose broads rub there breasts aginst you while they wrer shapmpooing or cutting?”

“You don't have that much hair to begin with, you may be paying 50 bucks, but I don't believe it's for the haircut.”

“Sorry, marko
The shampoo girl is a latina chica, very well built

What do you mean, not that much hair????????”

“ha ha :)”

“That's not funny! Especially since most have never seen a picture of me!”

“Hey, he's got enough hair for me!

She's a fine piece of leather and she's well put together and she can ____ in any kinda weather, huh?”

“bearmagnet, don't you know any Wandas?”

“Wanda sounds familiar.....why?”

“What about Fonda?








Fonda Peters”

“The place where I get my hair cut has interns rotating through. THere was this one intern who had started as a massage person, but then switched to hair. She is incredibly hot looking, great rack, always in tight black t shirt and low riding pants .. .she is great.

As an intern she would put her massage skills to work when she washed your hair. It was amazing. Just amazing. It was worth the price of the haricut just to have her spend 5-1 minutes with you.


Well . . . .

an aside. You know how most real lesbians are nothing like porn lesbians? They are often quite plain, kind of butch and heavy set? (I am not trying to stereo type .. .just in my experience I am sure) . . .the "eeryman" fantasy lesbian is rarely what it cracks up to be in real life. . ..



so I find out from my cutter that the intern is a lesbian and is trading licks with a receptionist at the place . .. who is also very hot with HUGE boobs and great tattoos.


I love going there.”

“Lee you aonly have to turn one oth those broads then your going to have both. Excellent.”

“I never get my hair cut at these types of places. Never fails, they always have the gay guy cut my hair.”

“LOL Nigal! I had my haircut by a man who wanted to impress me with his manhood! I demanded a female hairdresser on the spot!”

“Hey, when someone wants to start rubbin' stuff against ya is no time to get picky! I take what I can get! LOL!”

“Man, that bear magnet is everywhere !”

“At least she and her friend didn't try to charge ya $150 and smack ya in the face like your last girlfriend BM!”

“Never thought you'd stoop to paying for attention bearmagnet, maybe I should find you a date.”

“I've been begging you, Y2!

Do have to pay for your pimp service?”

“Sheriff's Deputy Charged With Indecency In Salon Incident
Man Could Face 30-Day Jail Sentence

POSTED: 4:39 pm EDT September 29, 2004
SPRINGFIELD TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- A Summit County sheriff's deputy turned himself in for allegedly masturbating under a salon cape while he was getting his hair highlighted in a salon, reported NewsChannel5.

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3770926/detail.html”

“LMFAO!

Not only is the bust funny but he was getting his hair Highlighted????

And y'all call city people "metro's"?”

“$82 bucks for a haircut? WTF, my barber is about 70 and it cost $12. Ahhh, small towns.”

“...trading licks....
--lee

Now that's funny. Haven't heard that term used that way before.”

“Dayhiker, I got you beat by a mile. $8 haircuts here. I pay with a $10 and leave the tip, and the barber looks happy. I get a good haircut, the TV is always on sports, we talk about KU, and the place is one of the greatest repositories of KU memorabilia in the USA. Real men cutting the hair of real men. The same way it's been for many generations. (Of course, they only know one way to cut hair, and that's the way they learned in the military.)”

“$70 for a haircut. I bought shampoo.”

“Is someone suggesting I'm not a real man for going to a Salon?”

“there's a hair place a couple blocks from my apt. that advertises in really big letters on the window that "We Do Flat-Tops!" LOL!! step through the door into 1988.”

“Hey, Bearmagnate, I don't want to suggest anything. I went to a salon twice when I lived in California and, (let me check) yes, I'm still a man. Going to a salon made me insist that my wife start cutting my hair. And yes, she did rub up against me.”

“good build-up there, btw, bearmagnet!”

“Don't smallchested braods get insulted by a sign that says "We Do Flattops"?”

“Dunadan - I see. Oh well. I was hoping to increase this threads heat a little bit. I know it wouldn't have been much but it takes so little to entertain me. ;)

Thanks, Lyra!”

“In college I had a deaf barber. He would use his hands on his own head to try and describe what you wanted and the length you wanted it. He was good.”

“Let me add the audio to my wife's haircutting technique for the heat factor.

OOOOOH, I love cutting your hair, it really gets me HOT.
Baby, do a good job and there might be a little something extra in it for you.
Oh, I get the feeling that it won't be little.
Well, you know me, baby.
(giggle) You devilish man, you!
Then I go to work the next day with half of a haircut. It was worth it.”

“Better than a blind barber dayhiker.”

“I was in ROTC then. My gf, now wife, thought he was blind. I still get my hair cut too short for her liking. She likes it long so she can pull my hair. Sounds weird, but feels good. When she was pregnant the first time I got her a gift certificate for a massage on mothers day. She waited til after our son was born. One of the things they did was get a handful of hear, right at the scalp, and gently pull. It feels divine.”

“***handful of HAIR**** Sorry about that.”

“Will I go blind if I pull my own hair?”

“It will just get tangled with the hair on your palms.”

“Well I shave that.”

“You won't go blind, but it just doesn't feel the same.”

“In the little town where I grew up, you could tell when you became a "man". The barber, and ex-DI in the Marines, would offer to give men a scalp massage. Boys would never get that offer. It felt good, but it gave meaning to the term "deep tissue" massage. That dude was big.”

“Sounds like a Navy barber.”

“The Marines supplied the barbers for the Navy. They had to, or we would kick them off the ship.”