silly trivia

“I just found this... Yes, I'm both a pervert and a geek. LOL!



the word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "#&%!$". this is true in almost fifty percent of the languages of the galaxy, and many people have attempted to explain why. usually these explanations get bogged down in silly puns about "standing erect".”

“Sometime before I retired from the Coast Guard I was standing with the Base Chaplain at the Coast Guard Training Center in Yorktown, Va. We were watching a crew re-paint the now horizontal flag pole. The Chaplain said something like "Well, they're almost done; looks like they'll be able to erect it this afternoon. Silently smirking I said to him, "If it had already been up once, wouldn't erecting it once again be a resurrection"? He nodded that I was likely correct in my way of viewing and so I questioned him further, "Well isn't a resurrection a spiritual experience"? He also acknowledged that a resurrection was a spiritual experience. "So", I replied, "Isn't an erection, therefore, also a spiritual experience"? He just sort of looked at me like he couldn't really believe that he heard what he knew he heard, and walked away shaking his head. Sometimes I'm just proud of myself.”

“Thats a good one Snake Eyes. My hats off to ya on that one.”

“Snake Eyes...That is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard in my life! Good one on ya!

Dicentra... You are one of the cutest, geeky perverts I have seen.”

“Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?”

“that little kid was the cutest in that movie”

“BTW scrotchy...you had me at "Hello.".”

“and just for the record p e n i s is NOT a dirty word! Geez stupid editing device.

hmmm... does it let me type vagina?”

“"fifty percent of the languages of the galaxy"

Does this include Klingon?

I mean, the language.”

“Didja know gnilkno is an anagram of Klingon?”

“I do now, Thanks!

What can you do with "Santorum"?”

“Did you know…

Chef Boyardee was a real person? Hector Boyardee had a restaurant in Cleveland Ohio.”

“Who designed the tongue logo for the Rolling Stones record label?”

“Andy Worhal.”