TT Virtual Duel: It’s Either You or Me

“TT Virtual Duel: It’s Either You or Me

Background: Only a thread Zell would be proud of? Naw, but this offer should make things at least interesting around here for the next few weeks or so. After reflecting for the last 24 on how this board has evolved since I’ve been here, I figured what a better way to give this board back to the backpackers here, than to offer a virtual duel to my fellow political pundits here in hopes that one way or another, this board would be relived of the drivel, be it yours or mine. It is my feeling that if any one takes me on in this bet and either of us looses, the main winner would be the board, no matter what happens.

The Bet: I offer, to anyone one and not limited to just one person, a bet based on the outcome of the Presidential Election this November. It’s simple: If Bush wins, I will leave the message board and never post on it again. If Kerry wins, the person, or people who betted against me leaves the message board and will never post on it again.

The Rules:
1. I offer my banishment alone against whoever/as many people want to put themselves up. The agreement is that whoever looses, they are not to post on this message board in any form. This means no variation on the trail name, trolling, your real name --nothing – nada. With this part, we will be relying on an honor system and if I should loose, I pledge that I will uphold this. I hope whoever takes me up on it is honorable enough to follow the same.

2. In order to bet me, you must be one of the regular Republican pundits on this board and I reserve the right to not accept your bet if I feel you are not. In addition, the Republican trolls are not eligible, unless you revile who you really are (trail name).

3. Banishment is only from the message board and not from the whole site. This means who ever plays and looses can still post trips and respond there. We are only talking about this message board.

4. There will be a 24-hour period to take me up on my offer, beginning at the time stamp placed on this post, after which all bets are closed. FTR – My ignore list is cleared.


So, as you see, it’s put up or shut up time. I’m willing, are you?

WHOSE IN!?!!?!”

“Not me.

Politics Bad

Hiking Good.”

“Count me in, on one condition, if you agree to it: a posting ban for 2 years, starting November 3rd, or (God forbid) whenever a clear victor emerges.

My reason is this: this board has become soooo stale lately. It's the same old b.s. by the same old worn out doofuses. In two years, though, this board will likely have morphed enough to be fairly fresh again, and it will be a good time to come back and discuss the first 2 years of the next presidential term.

Whadya say, laqtis?”

“Two years? You are correct about it changing on that pace. I'll take ya up on that and that will be applied to all that take me up on this.

Also, I should have included that the *winner* should be decided by who ever winds up sitting his ass in the chair in the oval office. None of this *he won the popular vote,, but lost the election thing*.

Cool?


Also, Mutt's stepped up, who else is willing?”

“Fine with me, laqtis. The bet's on!”

“Hell, it’s a win/win for me. Someone already took up the challenge so Laqtose will be gone plus sense he cleared his ignore list I can harass him all the way up to the elections!”

“"In addition, the Republican trolls are not eligible, unless you revile who you really are . . ."

Only the Demoncratic trolls revile who they really are. Republiclans love themselves (literally in mayhny cases).

Next time you copy and paste a post you spellchecked make sure you proofread for "loose" vs. "lose", too. OK?”

“WOW, now that's putting your money where your mouth is!

and i vow to quit TT forever if Ralph Nader gets elected president. who wants to leave if he doesn't? any takers?”

“Loqtose’s manliness has me all moist here. I better he’s the type that likes to challenge guys to whip out their dicks to see who more of a man. LOL!”

“Lyra's trying to push Nader over the top.”

“He's already over the rainbow, why not over the top too?”

“But if Nader wins, lyra quits the board. That's just the best reason I've heard to vote for any of the candidates!”

“you are a meanie, Geo!

c'mon people, where's your sense of adventure.”

“"Hell, it’s a win/win for me. Someone already took up the challenge so Laqtose will be gone plus sense he cleared his ignore list I can harass him all the way up to the elections!......"

You've prolly did that any ways. Hey, whatevermakes you feel like a complete human being I guess. I know that trashing me fills that little self esteem issue you got going there. There is a reason that I thank my lucky stars you haven't procreated. Really, I was hoping you'd join me in this, seeing that you're one of the biggest perpetuator of crap on this board. However, I'm not suprise at you balkin. I always knew you to be a pu$$y any ways. Low tolerance for bullchit....if that was the case, you wouldn't look youreslf in the mirror.


bales - when I want some advice from you, I'll scrap it off my zipper.”

“LOL! This is gonna be the best month EVER!!”

“hmmmmm, feeling that good about Bushs chances, eh?

Put it up, or shut the phuck up.


No, better yet...stay on the sidelines.

Either way this thing shakes out, it's a win for me.


No other Blockheads out there gonna put it on the line?”

“Laqtoes, do you smell toast? Cause you're headed for a major stroke at this rate. You won't make it to November 2nd. Hell, you're already melting down and it's not even lunch. LOL!”

“Oh, Christ. Come up with some new stuff, will ya? Your #&%!$ck is boooooooring. Not even creative anymore.

"Your going through a melt down....." Bite me. You wanna see melt down? How about this:


"""nigal, you seemed like a cool guy when i met you, but a lot of your posts make me think you're really a d!ck. give the guy a break. he had a crappy job, tried to stick it out for a while, and then quit. what's the point in your attack here?"

Oh, I am cool when I am around people who are equally laid back and cool. As I stated above I do, however, have a low tolerance for bullchit. Q's bullchit here has spilled over from the political threads. Q is incapable of leaving his politics at the door...any door. Hike with the guy and all he wants to do is get stoned and talk politics. His politics go on the trail, at parties, on non-political threads…everywhere. You will find there are very few I don't get along with. Even those I don’t agree with and trade barbs with I’m cool with them. Q just happens to be one of those few I have no time nor tolerance for. K-sir-ah-sir-ah."


So now you have time for me?

Phuckin` Hippp O critie.”

“And it also brings up a good point: Did I start talking politics before or after I looked through me first aid it looking a pain pill to help your sorry ass out on the PA? Did I start talking politics before or after I gave you half my wine to help out yer pain on that PA trip?


Hell, if I knew back then how you really treat people, I would have let your sorry ass suffer.”

“I'll miss Mutt. He's kinda crusty, but he has a grain of brain.
However, this was a great challenge, Laq.”

“I don’t have the time for your long drawn out round and round debates. I do however make time to drive you nuts as is evidenced here. Hey, you wanted to get shltty with me, so I’m just reciprocating. Don’t piss your pants just because I can do it with a smile while you blow a gasket.

:) hugs and kisses!”

“BTW- get Buddha Bush and Violin in on this and I'm in. Losing you would only remedy a portion of the drivel posting. That is if you were serious about giving the site back to the hikers…”

“Don't count me out yet, dunadan!

Laqtis, you calling me a blockhead?!?!?”

“Yeah, get some other Blissninnies to go in with you, laqtis - violin, marko, phaedrus, tilt...

But, I have a feeling you and I are the only TTers who aren't too pu$$y to take this bet.”

“Yep, just like I thought. Run when the chit gets a little tough.

There is a big difference between blowing a gasket and calling you out for being an assholio. If I'm gonna be pissing my pants over anything, it'll be over the fact that I'm laughing that you've confirmed you're a coward.

Dun - thanks, but I'm real dissapointed at the lack of turn out from the right. Looks like there have no interest in backing up there claims that Bush is gonna win this thing. Thank goodness Mutt stepped up, or the whole *right* crowd will be taking a hit ovder this.


C'mon, people. Step up and put it oout on the line. This board can't be THAT important to you that something like this would scare you off.....”

“Well, it will be hard saying goodbye, Mutt. I think both of you should be writing up your farewell speeches for November 3rd. Make them dramatic and try to get some final digs in at the opposition.
Gloating speeches for the "winner" would be a good idea, also.
May the best candidate win.”

“Laqtois you really do revile yourself don't you?”

“An excellent idea, dunadan. Go out with a bang!”

“"Laqtoes, do you smell toast? Cause you're headed for a major stroke at this rate. You won't make it to November 2nd. Hell, you're already melting down and it's not even lunch. LOL!"
Nigal


Nigal uses this same worn-out line on me too. He thinks he's giving liberals strokes and heart attacks. That makes him feel strong and powerful, but he's just having delusions of mediocrity.”

“Finally! Something to look forward to in my dismal life.”

“Come on, Violin!!!

You're 99% certain (lol) of a Kerry victory - what are you afraid of you pu$$y???”

“May the best candidate win."
Dunadan
10:49:22 AM
10/01/04
ignore this user
That implies we actually have good candidates.”

“I gotta hand it to ya Q, you do find some excellent ways of puffing yourself up. Make a childish challenge and then when people don’t fall for you immature games you get to call them a coward and you get to feel like a real man. LOL!

Yeah, I think Bush will win. Does that mean I have to walk around challenging everyone about it? Hardly. It’s not a matter of TT meaning that much it’s that politics and you in particular mean that little to me.”

“Dun - Great idea, but I'll have a hard time because I actually like Mutt. He's really never done me any wrong. If he turns out to be the only one, my speach would quite toothless towards him.


bale - You talk just to hear yourself speak, right? Who ever you are, your the worst troll, topping even the mamabearwhateverthehellhernamewas. I suggest that you dump tis troll and start a new one, this one is ust too weak.”

“but he's just having delusions of mediocrity."
Ghoulbeet
10:51:52 AM
10/01/04
ignore this user

And how mahny times have we seen this particular line or some closely-related versoion of it from you Geobeeet?”

“Weak, nigal, real weak. I thought this was going to be the best month ever? You've already ran outta gas and it ain't even noon yet.

I suggest you save youreself further embarassment.”

“Come Geo, step in the ring and show us what ya got. Duna? Any three of ya jump in there and I'm in.

Come on, what are ya, a buncha cowards? [hey that DOES feel good! I think my balls just grew 4 CMs!]”

“"[hey that DOES feel good! I think my balls just grew 4 CMs!]"....."

That's gotta be hard when they're in your mouth.....”

“I never run out of gas when it comes to you big boy. Why, I haven't even called you a burn out yet. heehee!”

“And I haven't even called you a phuckin` drunk either....”

“"That's gotta be hard when they're in your mouth....."

Jeebus cripes! Can't believe you remembered that clear back from 3rd grade! Everyone knows my balls are in the old lay's purse anyhow. So there...”

“"And I haven't even called you a phuckin` drunk either...."

Haha! This just shows how little you know me. I rarely drink in any quantities and it’s even more rare that I actually get drunk. No if I were to get up first thing in the morning and drink a 6 pack, which is comparable to you’re getting up and smoking a bowl for your morning “wake and bake” on the trail, then you can come call me a drunk. Stick to what ya know pothead.”

“Nigal, you calling me out? I am ready to take the challenge.
Now, as I understand it, if GW wins, I disappear. Kerry wins, you disappear.
Deal?”

“Wake and Bake. Excellent. Lawtis I'm sorry I ever disagreed with any thing you ever siad. Do you wathch the Daily ?Show with John Steweart?”

“No Duna, if Bush wins you leave and if Kerry wins then you have to leave. LOL! Get Geobeet or Violin to jump in with ya and I'll do it.”

“I struck a nerve and you're losing yer cool. Just like the last time I called ya a drunk. Little defensive? Hey, if you don't think drinking a 12 pack in 4 hours being a drunk, have at it. More power to ya. I don't think I've ever seen a dood go through the Old Milwalkee like you do. Or was it Milwalkees Best? I can't remember, must be the pot!

As for me smoking pot, I could give a chit. It's what I do and I'm not ashamed of it. So, if ya think you're *hurting* me with the wake and bake comment, sorry., ain't working. It's a little different that chuggin beer at 8 am.”

“GOTCHA! Let Bison and Buck take on Violin and Geo. You and me, mano a mano.”

“"GOTCHA! Let Bison and Buck take on Violin and Geo. You and me, mano a mano......"


Damn! If we're not careful, this could turn into a cage match!”

“Dun, don't count me in on this little folly. The fact that I'm voting for Kerry does not transcend the fact that I'm a realist.”

“well we all knew a priori that geobeet would wuss out...”