ANY ONE HAVE STUPID OR GOOFY COWORKERS?

“The guy in the cube next to me is in his 60's. He has a habbit of always stating the obvious and then asking "what yall think guys". For example this morning he says "Todays the first guys what yall think". He also tends to mumble incoherently all through out the day. It sure is annoying.
Anyway I was just wandering if anybody else works with someone who drives them up the wall.”

“"He also tends to mumble incoherently all through out the day. It sure is annoying."

We have one of those on my floor here too! You should hear him in the can. While droping the kids off at the pool, he talks to himself. Funny as hell.”

“My boss is like that. He’s a real jerk and is always sayin’ dumb stuff. Oh wait, I’m self employed!”

“Or how about the guy that always refers to himself in the third person?

"Nigal's gotta go to the can,"

Nigal just has to get some work done."”

“OK so where i work as a chef is insane!!

First of all, the kitchen is a circus!! BEar is the Bull#&%!$ ring master that yells and throws #&%!$ his wife is INSANE and comes in and talks to the regular customers on fri/saturday and wheres ther gold shoes, so she is the clown!

I am the bullshiot trainee as my boss says and then our dishwasher is just bull#&%!$ and our one waiter is the freak show/vilage idiot!!

I think i work in tghe most insane place ever!

And we just got a new kid i think we sacred the #&%!$ outa him when me and bear were bsin around the kitchen and #&%!$in about everything he did!!!”

“Well du............”

“I just was in the restroom and the guy I'm talking about is at the urinal next to me and just starts talking. He say (and I swear I'm not making this up) "Well I guess I will tuck in the old shirt tell now". I mean wtf! That's another thing too. Why do people feel the need to talk to you at the urinal. I always want to say "Dude I have my d@@k in my hand don't talk to me."”

“I have an annoying co-worker, does that count?”

“I am the annoying coworker.”

“who is that cannibal person and what did he/she say?
Is that Tea's Halloween name or what? ? ?”

“Next time he tries to talk to you at the urinal just turn his way a bit and let him get some ricochet spray or if they have those new fangled dividers piss on his shoe. "Oh I'm sorry, you broke my concentration.".

And what's up with guys who have to put hand on their hip and one hand up on the wall?”

“My secretary insists on boring me with her family news. She recently went on vacation to visit her new grandson, and upon coming back, handed me a 5 page single spaced typewritten account of the trip. I scanned it quickly and had to laugh when she was giving prices on the food items she bought along the way. Multiple paragraphs on the weather, too. Good grief, how boring can you get!”

“who is that cannibal person and what did he/she say?
Is that Tea's Halloween name or what? ? ?"
bunny boiler
01:16:16 PM
10/01/04

OMFG it isnt obvious who it is how many other peoepl have numbers subed for letters in their name i meawn lets get real here!!!”

“He is doing push-ups while he pees”

“yawn...oh I am sorry Mutt, were you just saying something?”

“I just was in the restroom and the guy I'm talking about is at the urinal next to me and just starts talking!!


THis is where u piss in the genearal area of his feet!! he wont say anything becauyse he is in such shock that he wont be able to think what to say and he aint gonna say #&%!$ to anyone cause he will be to imbarassed!!!

I pised all of a guys pants leg cauxse there were 5 other pissers he oculd have gone to and he went to the one right next to me and proceded to talk to me!!

ANd when i left the guy was still in shock never said a word just stood there looking strait a head!”

“Why do I have the feeling that somewhere in cyberspace one of my coworkers is starting a thread like this about me.”

“Why the hell did she type it up for you. Who does that? How strange.”

“One of my bosses has a habit of saying "Whats happening" when he gets on the phone or walks into a group. Its all I can do to not laugh at him, I wanna leave a copy of Office Space for him to watch when I leave.”

“I wouldn't say I've been missing work, Bob.”

“ close”

“Thanks, Roam.”

“Oh yeah, must be that other illiterate person I can't understand a word of...”

“no prob skiracer.

I just used my saw to cut off the slanted letters.”

“Does a bear #&%!$ in the woods ?!??!”

“When I first saw office space I had never had an office job and I thought it was pretty funny. Now that I work in an office it's just side splitting.”

“I wish that I had STUPID OR GOOFY COWORKERS. That would mean that I had a job!”

“I need to see Office Space again. Great movie!”

“I want to see your hands at all times as I back out of this room. Do not make any rapid moves; I have garlic.







(The new names; it must be the new names.)”

“Does the moron who just crashed the turret full speed into the high speed chuck on our BRAND NEW cnc lathe count? Can you say #&%!$ing fired?! We're still hoping repairs will hold at a grand and we can do most of it ourselves. Otherwise it'll be $1400 just to get the repair guy here from Texas, plus travel fees et al.
The moron who crashed it was (as far as I was concerned) a temp guy with issues. He liked to talk to me about how important discipline is to him in regards to wives and children. HE's divorced twice, and it sounds like for good reason. YIkes.”

“Well, technically, since he's now fired, he's no a co-worker anymore, he's just a an idiot on the street.”

“"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!"”

“Well, the official line hasn't come down yet. My Dad just told him to the hell out of there for a while. I think I may be working there a bit more often than "irregular part time" now.”

“We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.”

“We fixed the glitch.”

“"I don't like work, I don't think Im going to go back" "You mean you quit" "No Im just not going back"


"Stupid @@@@@ *****. Why does it always say paper jam when there is no papeer jam?"

"Watch your cornhole dude"”

“Lumbergh FVCKED her”

“What.. what would you say... you do here?

Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!”

“My brother used that quote to explain why I wouldn't make a good manager, lol...”

“Does Minimum Wage = Minimum Work?”

“Peter: We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.”

“If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.”

“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta”

“This is a strange thread. What do y'all think?”

“Life is strange. I think we proved that on the "Origins" thread.”

“If you only new. That is exactly what he would say. ROTFLMAO!”

“Meant to say knew”