40 things youll never hear a redneck say

“40 Things Never Said By Rednecks


40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight”

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“that was funny”

“I'm talking about the multi posting”

“order piza!”

“pizza”

“I am going to copy that and send it to some of my friends.”

“What, prosecutor...tea's spelling correction?”

“you'd be surprised what you'll hear rednecks say actually”

“This thread will get JO's panties in a bunch!”

“How about "Lincoln was right"?”

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

“nope, but bubba's got a bottle o' cheap yeller mustard over yoner....”

“"Who stepped in cow schit?"”

“"Hey change it back to Golf, who cares about the race"”

“Hey Georgey boy. Nope....my boxers are fitting great today. That list was rather funny. The only bunched panties I've seen are the ones someone left on the floor next to my bed.”

“oh now look - skiracer's picking on Tea's spelling - you're gonna get in troooooouble....

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“I'm trying to be a nicer poster so I will try and refrain from hitting the big bullseye JO just painted............”

“bunched panties suck. It's much better to go comando.”

“bunny boiler...I have to admit that tea's spelling has improved. I did find it to be an anomoly that he corrected it. I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe it's the wave of the future for tea. If it is, way to go, tea!”

“your portfolio?”

“Is that like anomaly? ;-)

I try not to correct other's spelling due to my own weakness in this area, but I just couldn't resist this one. ;-)”