IT WAS SCORCH's FAULT

“MarkO where is that trip too? Remember i am just a fragile newbie (LOL)”

“It's on the trips page.

I just bumped it up to the top.”

“That is the one scorchy is taking Tingles and I on :) Sounds fun :)”

“This should be quite a party.”

“Welcome to TT, Smores.
As part of the new poster process, please sent a swimsuit picture to Phil for the TT photo pages. You can send the nude pics to me at my profile address.
Glad to be of help.”

“Scorchy is taking her beeyotches on at a State park?

This is killing me!!!!”

“Join us.......”

“ggggs: Haha if i put a swimsuit picture up then i expect to see everyone's else pics too? hmm??

bearMagnet you should come on this trip too to meet tingles, the "blond".”

“Does Tingles have keys?”

“October is really tight for me. Unfortunately, I work like a city person.”

“how exactly does a city person work???????

What does "keys" mean?”

“how exactly does a city person work???????
Smores
04:10:02 PM
10/04/04

Too much.”

“You know, keys, those metal things people carry on a ring to get into their homes and cars?

If Tingles has keys, bearmagnet may not be interested...”

“why? dOES bearmagnet not like girls who drive?????? lol.”

“Oh, how I wish I could remember the name of bearmagnet's first TR thread, so I could link to it and give Smores some necessary background, lol....”

“Welcome Troll, although, if you already went on a trip with Scorchie, I guess your not a troll anymore. Welcome to TT, jump in the water's fine. :~)”

“LMFAO! It was pure fiction, I swear!”

“Suuuure, Mr. Divotface...”

“I go away for a few hours and look what happens, almost 70 posts! How come I didn't get this many? Is it because I don't have boobs?”

“Yes.”

“And you don't have someone talking about Scorching some Smores and how they will make us Tingle...”

“"My pants feel like they are shrinking"

-Bearmagnet.”

“BM is such a perv.

Smores and Tingles will both be accompanying me to the Harriman hike. YAY!”

“Greetings from the wrong side of the Delaware River (can you guess which that is?)...

Say, if you really liked the pines, there's another trip the weekend after Haloween...

(Troll) :D”

“Damn, Dub hasn't posted yet? I thought he'd smell a new female posting as soon as he logged in.”

“I think Dub has got him a chicky now...”

“Is it because I don't have boobs?"
the deuce
04:32:55 PM

Bitpusher is correct.
This guy is kinda slow isn't he? ;-)
Just pickin', Welcome to TT.”

“awww, pity.... Tingles won't be joining us on the harriman hike. but Smores is pretty sure she can go. if she goes, we'll be meeting saturday morning. if she doesn't go, i'll ride up with Bobo on fri night.”

“Dub's married to his job. He was talking about double time the other day. That's a hell of a work week if your making double time. More time than "the man" can ever expect from me : )”

“Welcome troll! We all know this is Scorchy and she paid those girls to be in the photos. Cause no one in their right mind would carry packs that big and bring such a huge tent! Hoax I say!”

“Oh and yes, I am married to my job...it's so nice to finally have money. Now I can buy all the backpacking gear I ever wanted...and starting in mid Oct every other weekend is a 3 day weekend so I can use it too!

And yes, I'm working like crazy...this is day 16 without a day off...will do 21 before I get a break...then I'm taking vacation next week for TC4.

So you hear that new girls? I'm young, educated, and have tons of $$$$ ;-)”

“dub, that's the only tent Tingles had borrowed from her sister and she put up a fight when i said she could take my 2 person tent til i said she could bring the tent mahal. whatnever, i didn't have to lug it around in my pack, so what do i care?!

they split the weight between their packs.

girls, don't trust dub, he's sexist : P”

“I have an ultralight tent that will sleep three...give me a call sometime. And Scorch is lying, I'm not sexist, in fact I am the most avid women's right's advocate on this forum.”

“So Scorch's a slave driver...hmm, not that it's a bad thing. Does she own a leather whip, and b!tch boots? :o0”

“no, but i own 2 sets of fuzzy handcuffs for play time : )”

“Hey Scorch,
Its been so long since I've been on the site I forgot my username so I am writing under my real name. I should be able to make the Blair Witch trip.Looks like fun.I've got a trip to Main planned for the spring.See ya.”

“hey welcome girls!!

don't trust roam...i see him with a chainsaw all the time. It's so scary that I won't go hiking solo anymore without a weapon.”

“Fuzzy handcuffs? wanna try on my Cop 'Cuffs, Scorch?”

“Don't let Gemini fool you - she carries a weapon everywhere she goes, even when its NOT Halloween!

:P”

“LOL, a couple more mentions of "weapons" and "handcuffs" and some poor slob at the FBI will get assigned to read the whole board trying to feret out secret messages!

lol”

“I wonder how fuzzy cuffs would feel on my weapon?”

“Hey Carl! How goes it, dude? Been wondering where you disappeared to. Would love to hook up again for a follow-up to Maryland. Maybe we can stage another "troll rumble"?”

“Carl, your name was "landrover" if I recall correctly. Too bad I won't see you this year at BW2 since it's scheduled on a weekend I work after I was the one to remind the trip organizer that she needed to start planning it! Grrr.”

“That's MLK weekend, huh?”

“Isn't it JLMLK, Suth of Mason-Dixon?”

“I'm afraid to ask....”

“LOL.

Jackson/Lee/MLK. :D”

“Oh yeah.

It's comin' back to me.

I used to live 'round there.”

“Actually, some Southern states still have Jefferson Davis' birthday as a separate state holiday. I'm pretty sure Alabama does.”

“I looked it up. VA has J/L/K day.

State holidays”