Why not to trust your cat

“Don't like cats anyway...........”

“i hate cats i wouldnt trust one with a damn ball of yarn they belong in alleys of dirty cities like NY”

“New York may be dirty, but it's still the center of the known universe.”

“I would swell up and die if around a cat for more than 6 hours. Very allergic.”

“i heart kitties!”

“My cat was doing this to me for I don't know how long.”

“NY IS BS it aint the center of anything
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“There I was, having a shave one morning, and up walks Kitty, and starts gnawing on the bristles of my tooth brush...... my first reaction was ewwwww, followed by ewwwwww, how long has he been doing this for?”

“London is the Center of the Universe Marco ;op”

““NY IS BS it aint the center of anything”
br0k3n L1z4rd
10:18:34 AM
10/07/04

New Yorkers seem to think it is.



PS, Mr. Hyde isn't going to like this thread.”

“NYers are all a55holes or at least most of them are!!

Most poepl on the east coast are stuck up a holes!!

Or at least the people i ahve persobally met
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“My cat, Dr.Bob is 18. When he dies....”

“stuff ur cat in a box and send it to ethiopia!!”

“I guess I'm a stuck up #&%!$.”

“


What is New Mexico the center of? ;)
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“Worst grammar in a thread title EVAR!”

“You just can't see the forest for the Tree's. Hahahahahaha, etc, etc.”

“NY IS BS that is alli have to say”

““i heart kitties!”
Lyra
10:18:21 AM
10/07/04


Prrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!”

“When you say NY do you mean the state or the city? There is a big difference between the two.
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“Mr. Hyde, admit it, you eat toothbrushes too.”

“i mean the city”

“Meow!”

““NYers are all a55holes or at least most of them are!!

Most poepl on the east coast are stuck up a holes!!

Or at least the people i ahve persobally met
last edited: 10/07/04 10:23:36 AM”
br0k3n L1z4rd
10:23:10 AM
10/07/04

Gee, if you approach us with that attitude, its no wonder you get treated badly.

I'm not a New Yorker, but I know a few and they've been the greatest folks I could have hoped to meet. And I AM an East Coaster, southern but still on the east.”

“im in IN. Am I an a-hole too?”

“no man i am not saying all of them but a good portion of them i can not say that every NYer is an a holes

what i am saying is that all the ones i have meet are

and as more east coasters i am also not saying all of them i am saying someone the ones i have meet are

and i dont approach anyone with an attitude but it seems that many of them approach people with an attitude”

“I AM AN A HOLE.”

“It's OK lizard boy, most westerners are just kinda mentally slow.”

“I maybe a self proclaimed A hole (not than anyone argued the point), but I am a FAST A hole.”

“Ich bin eine esel bohrung”

“So cat likes to practice dental hygene, what is wrong with that?

Do not blame the cat because you are too stingy to provide kitty with their own toothbrush.

Now given kitty's flexibility, wouldn't you want to brush your teeth after giving self some head ?? Eeeeww!!”

“Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an #&%!$
(he's an #&%!$, what an #&%!$)
I'm an #&%!$
(he's an #&%!$, such an #&%!$)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an #&%!$
(he's an #&%!$, what an #&%!$)
I'm an #&%!$
(he's the worlds biggest #&%!$)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an #&%!$
(he's an #&%!$, what an #&%!$)
I'm an #&%!$
(he's a big #&%!$ing #&%!$)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an #&%!$
(he's an #&%!$, what an #&%!$)
I'm an #&%!$
(he's the worlds biggest #&%!$)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear #&%!$ing Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an #&%!$)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that #&%!$,
And it turns out it was him,
What an #&%!$

I'm an #&%!$
(he's an #&%!$, what an #&%!$)
I'm an #&%!$
(he's the worlds biggest #&%!$)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an #&%!$, and I'm Proud of it!”

“You know...
after 9/11, the NYers really warmed up quite a bit. Nothing like a huge human tragedy to soften up even the hardest people....

My sis lives in NYC in Brooklyn, but she's still a midwesterner in nature...

The 1st time Think & I visited NYC, he hated it-- they were having a Garbage strike and there were 20 ft tall piles of garbage everywhere! Since then, however, we've visited a few times and even had a chance to see Central Park.... The lack of greenspace on Manhattan is what really gets to me, although occasionally, you will find some tiny oasis of green here and there...

Upstate NY, however, is a different story. I've visited the Finger Lakes around Ithaca, NY, it is absolutely beautiful! (may want to go hiking there sometime)”

“Hey Pink:

He had a HUGE Ithaca trip this past summer, and I was amazed that central NY was so pretty. Having never been up there before, I didn't expect it.

I'd love to go back sometime.”

“hello.
i'm sacco.
i'm from upstate ny and i'm an #&%!$.”

“oh ya, and i also love my kitties.
all 4 of them.”

“and since no asked, here is a picture of what it's usually like when i'm online at home. my cats love anyone who's sitting at the computer desk

”

“that picture makes me look fat.”

“Roam, I am thinking about posting a follow-up to Ithaca. Probably would be a good one for the spring, don't you think?”

“If I could only get my cat to do that....then I wouldn't have to torture her when it was time to clean her teeth! (Nor would the vet have to give her anestheisa to clean her teeth....)”

“Tree, yeah Spring would be good, summer again too, or even fall with the color.

lol, anytime i guess. I know thats no help, but hey, just put it whenever, I'm sure there'll be a crowd gathering.

BUT, spring may conflict with AT Trail Days in Virginia for some people, fall with TC5 or whatever, but there's always competing trips.”

“It's OK lizard boy, most westerners are just kinda mentally slow.

MarkOTheBeast
11:43:57 AM
10/07/04

huuuhhhh?

br0k3n L1z4rd
11:58:12 AM
10/07/04”

“I'm still looking out for the place my cat has hidden her book. You know the one, Cooking With Body Heat. Suuuuuuure she's just stretching her claws when she gets off my lap. I'm not fooled! I know she's really testing to see if I'm done.”

“lmao, thats funny spirit.


Feed your pets - not the Trolls!”

“BL is just being defensive because he obviously isn't a well liked person. Why say "people don't like me" when one can live in denial and say "they're all aholes".”

“bmag is about to be replaced by bales as BL's idol

seems more fitting to me somehow”

“LOL. Why's that?”