What not to do at work: I may be done he re.

“And I'll blame y'all for enabling me. I received the following email from an Admin Assistant:

"Hello,

I'm about to place an order for Boise. Any requests?

Thanks!"

I responded almost immediately with:

"Bring the Noise!

Bass! How low can you go?
Death row. What a brother knows.
Once again, back is the incredible
the thyme animal
the incredible D, Public Enemy Number One
'Five-O' said, 'Freeze!' and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records, they sell
'Cause a brother like me said, 'Well...
...Frarrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
what he can say to you, what you ought to do.'
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
'Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical'
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again

Chorus: Turn it up! Bring the noise"

I do know here but As you might have guessed, I did reply to all. I can't seem to figure out how to retract emails. Gotta go.”

“needing coffee this morning? LOL!”

“oops!

Outlook really oughtta make it a lot harder to reply to "all".

hate it when that happens.”

“Where do you work, Death Row Records?”

“OH boy I hate when that happens. I accidently sent an attorney and picture of himself with a text bubble coming from his mouth making fun of himself.

I thought it was all over. He actually liked it.”

“The Reply and Reply All buttons should not be right next to each other in Outlook.”

“Hmmm maybe too much coffee..”

“F-'em if they've got no sense of humor.”

“They should fire you for bringing the OLD funk.

Early nineties is past, boyeee!”

“Definitly too much coffee.

Nothing yet. Luckily a vast majority of the workers are foreign and/or old.

Early 90's is past but that's such a classic.”

“nah, they're waiting on a response from legal as to whether or not affirmative action keeps them from canning you now.

You've managed to raise a certain level of doubt.”

“I'm a "PermTemp". I can be yanked for blinking wrong.”

“Also, you should mention that that is your boyfriend's favorite song. HR will immediately promote you.”

“Death Row?? Errrt. Wrong answer.

Everyone knows that PE recorded on the Def Jam label.

"Bring the Noise" is indeed classic, but I probaly would've gone for "She Watch Channel Zero?!"

Boyeee.....


Ordin”

“laughing at phaed”

“One poiece of advice; Don't let the door hit you're tushy on the eway out.”

“hey ordin, how come you don't go on any ADKForum or TT trips?

you too good for us or something?”

“Don't yo know that you can't say anytlning against the trees? They're new yorkers and that means they're alsways right. Afther they get done complaining about the newest trial or tribuatlaion to hit them they'll whine and cry and try to get you banned and probably call you amean name.”

“Sacco,

Too good? LMAO!

Sorry about missing the ADK bowhunting trip. Visitors from the homeland (Fla) put a damper on that one. BTW, how'd the trip go? Are you goin' on Kev's 46'er finale? That's another that I can't make either (visitor still here). BTW isn't Sack-O-Heads a local band?

Bales, I've been called mean names by lots of people before. NBD.

Ordin”

“For future reply all mistakes. Go to the sent file choose the email you've just sent pick tools and recall it!”

“never did the bow trip. all these hurricanes delayed my trusses for my pole barn, putting me way behind.
that and a couple other "new" house projects are killing all my free time.

never heard of the sack-o-heads. i just thought of this as a halloween name.”

“Devil Dancer - That function seems to have "dissapeared". Amusingly, I had asked the same admin assistant about this strange phenomenon. She said she lost hers too, but her assistant still had it??????”

“Silly me. Not Sack O Heads, it's Pile Of Heads. I knew it sounded sort of familiar though.
www.pileofheads.com

Bow opener around these parts is next Friday. Perhaps we could get together sometime during bow season before the woods get too loud and crazy.


(trying not to get this thread too far off track)...AND my choice would still be for "She Watch Channel Zero?!"


Ordin”

“daaaang, that sucks, bm!”

“So you think it's more likely they'll can you for that as opposed to all the girle pictures you have on your computer? LOL”

“Sorry to hear that BM.”

“Just be glad you were'nt quoting NWA or Luke and 2 Live Crew!”

“Go to your sent Items and Open the message you want to recall. In that message window, there is an "Action" menu, and one of its options is "Recall this message".

Now, mind you, this only works if the person you sent the message to is on the same domain as you (and email address is in the form of 'name@domain') and if that person hasn't attempted to read the message yet. Otherwise, it might work, but isn't guaranteed.

Hope you didn't get into too much trouble...”