This is Too Funny...

“Remember that ol' Internet video at jibjab.com about Bush and Kerry squaring off to the sound of 'This Land is Your Land?'

Well, last night on the Tonight show, they debuted the sequel...

Y'all gotta see this. The sequel is the link called It's Good to be in DC”

“omg........i think the first one is better..LOL...”

“saw that today, the first one is funnier, but this new one is still pretty good.”

“I don't see the humour in either of them.”

“Two women friends had gone for a girls night out, and had been decidedlyover-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they
needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on one of the graves and proceeded with that.
After finishing, they then made off for home.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said:"These girls nights out have got to stop.My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said: 'From all of us at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."”

“LMAO - you've got to post that on the cute jokes thread.”

“LMAO! That's great.”

“LMAO -- That's just funny.”

“ewwww”

“LMFAO!”

“I don't know which is worst...waking up and seeing her or..
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...getting a lipstick message on the bathroom mirror, "I've got AIDS...you better go get a check-up." ewwwww”