Gather Round the Campfire

“A thread where we can pretend we are out there where we'd rather be anyway.

So pull up a camp chair, grab your preferred beverage, and gather round the fire. It's crackling and toasty. The night sounds are in the background. The moon and stars are shining.”

“can we throwe the burning marshmellos around at bbw? maybe i can poke an eye out :D?”

“At least there aren't any frantically mating peepers tonight.”

“those ppepers were hillarious :D
I dont know what the problem was i slept just fine that night rubes.”

“so did I after sloppy joe gave me ear plugs”

“i was ear plug free :D

its strang, i cant sleep if its cold out but through anything else I can. I once slept through a coyote sniffing my face while I slept benieth the stars. yup.”

“I used to be the same way. Just wait till your first child. That will change. Then you will wonder how to sleep soundly ever again.”

“Is anyone else using Matt's picture page yet?”

“ruby i used to wake up at any little noisce untill i lived in a 3 bedroom appartment with aa billion hippies or so :D after a while ya dun hear nuthin”

“whats his bpictuer bage?”

“hey guys, checking in to say hello : )”

“hey its crothcy :D hey giol waz up?”

“Right about now, it's getting late and cold out, and I'm wondering how close I should get to the crackling/spitting fire, and if it will take out my self-inflatable chair kit:)”

“watch out for those embers..this is one of those "white-man's fires!"”

“I once slept through a coyote sniffing my face while I slept benieth the stars. yup.”
spirit coyote
12:55:35 AM
10/10/04

So how do you know it happened??”

“omg guys i have been drinking for only about 45 mins...i think (when did I dart posting?) my lips are numb LMAO! i think thats the funniest thing dont you when your lips go numb lol”

“my good pals who chose to sleep in a tent witnessed it and for proof there were coyote prints in the sand all around me..inces away from my face :F”

“Hey scorchy! Come in and get warm. Watch out for Spirit though. She's a little drunk. lol”

“also not far away accros the stream a bear had visited and you could still smeel it peeeeeeu in the morning when we woke up. bears are very stinky someties.”

“spirit, when hubby and I camp at the coast, on the sand, we make huge mega fires, which require us to bring lots of hot dogs, because ultimately, hubby will stick the frank in what must be a 1000 degree campfire, and burn the frank right off the stick. Henceforth, we need extra franks. It's almost guaranteed that he will lose a few franks, lol.

It's kind of funny when he pulls the wood stick out, and there is no frank, or stick, lol. The question is, why don't we ever learn. I think my husband thinks there is some big frankfuter God, and he has to make a few sacrafices to him, lol.”

“That is really neat!”

“me hungry :(

im going to raid the frindge :D”

“i can tell she's drunk, lol....


i'm actually on my way off the computer. my guy's gonna call soon from overseas, so i am gonna go talk to him a bit.

yea yea, no cell phones in the "woods."”

“sounds like a big fire, lipstick!”

“the fridge? you are supposed to be in the woods around the campfire!!! read the first post.”

“I just ate a caramel apple with nuts!”

““I just ate a caramel apple with my nuts!”
Dance with the Devil II
12:14:28 AM
10/10/04
ignore this user

lmao!!!!

hey, is it ok to eat cold hotdogs?”

“Doesn't it suck when someone posts before you get a chance to post to something someone said, and now no one knows what you are talking about?

RE: DanceWTDII, what is really neat?”

“omg i gotto stop i am laughing out loud. dun wanna make mike wake up lol by me laughing at nothing eh? lmao. I went to the fridge for mor lemonade and cought myself laughing out loud lol!”

“yea, raw hot dogs are okay to eat.

bye everyone : )”

“bye ya lightweight!”

“Bye Scorch. I wish I was talking to my guy from overseas. [pouting]”

“LS, Spirit Coyote's coyote encounter.

Scorchy- No biting!”

“spirit, hot dogs are cooked already, so they are okay to eat cold. The question is are they disgusting to eat when cold, and the answer is yes, that is of course unless you are drunk. Then anything goes, cold spaghetti, pizza that's been out on the table for two days, etc.”

“cold pizza rocks :D i like cold pizza more then anything else, unless its free pizza then thats beeter. free anything is good. i love free food and cant ever pass it up :D”

“spirit, what's in the lemonade? Vodka? That's something like a Tom Collins. I don't hear about anyone drinking those anymore. They were good.”

“that and i uh dont want to try and figure out the microwaver when i feel like this...lible to blow something up or radiate something”

“yes i am having vodka in my lemon ade and some strait burbon shots :D”

“spirit, my words of wisdom to you would be to put a bucket beside your bed when you go to sleep. It will save you from having to run to the bathroom during the night:)”

“you mean to pee in? oh wait no you mean to throw up. naw i get drunkk but i never get THAT drunk that i am pukeing..well there was THAt one time but that was the weed too so not entirely my fualt :D”

“g'night, girls

I'm off to dreamland”

“yeah i might go there too...feeling it now lol. ruby you lightweight! :D”

“spirit, yes, to throw up in. You must have had a lot of weed then too. I think too much weed can make you nauseous. I hope you have a pleasant night's sleep.”

“Goodnight to you all. I'm watching the end of Dateline. A holyroller type finds blood on his wife's side of the bed and his baby missing, but he says he didn't do it. You know he did. They even found his wife's body in the dumpsite for his job, because he put her body in their dumping container.”

““spirit, when hubby and I camp at the coast, on the sand, we make huge mega fires, which require us to bring lots of hot dogs, because ultimately, hubby will stick the frank in what must be a 1000 degree campfire, and burn the frank right off the stick. Henceforth, we need extra franks. It's almost guaranteed that he will lose a few franks, lol.

It's kind of funny when he pulls the wood stick out, and there is no frank, or stick, lol. The question is, why don't we ever learn. I think my husband thinks there is some big frankfuter God, and he has to make a few sacrafices to him, lol.”
lipstick hiker
1:11:53 AM
10/10/04

lmao

this is the funniest post i've read all day - i get this mental image of a guy looking at a charred stick thinking "what the hell happened?"

lol

lol

lol”

“That IS funny!”

“gather ye round folks for another night round the fire :D”

“I love when you touch your shins after sitting a while and realize just how hot your legs are.”

“Roam Around, I laugh every time he looses a frank, but I only do that because we have spares. If he cremated my only dinner, I wouldn't be laughing anymore:)

On the food channel, the say their wood oven fires for pizza are like 700 degrees, so I figure this huge fire has to be about 1,000 degrees. At that temp, they cooks those pizzas in just minutes.”