Gather Round the Campfire

“Please keep it quiet out there by the fire. I'm trying to sleep.

QUIET, I SAID! QUIET DOWN!”

“Throw another log on the fire, the night is young.”

“All we talked about in the Pecos was Politics.”

“gather 'round this...”

“this This what?”

“don't know. but it sounded cool.”

“Pathman pokes the fire.....”

“with what???”

“yummm cookies for breakfest :D”

“ah...crisp morning air,and a hot cup'o joe!!”

“yawn.

glad the wind stopped and the rain turned to snow!”

“Nice fire, PS


So guess what happened yesterday afternoon at the laundromat? I am minding my own business, sitting in a chair, reading the paper. This guy is standing very close to me and never left his spot, which I thought was strange. He didn't appear to even have any laundry that he was doing. Anyway, he's in his mid 40s, wearing a t-shirt that came to his belt line and full length lycra pants. They were so funny looking on him. (How early 80s.) I ignore him and keep to myself. But it is obvious that he is trying to get my attention.

Then I realize that the guy had an erection that was VERY apparent because of the stupid pants. I'm not talking about a little bulge here. And he had to have held the "position" for over an hour, just standing there almost in my face about three feet from me. I think he wanted to get a reaction out of me, but I just pretended like I was totally bored and ignored him. Either he had taken a handful of Viagra or he had stuffed himself.

Anyway, that just strengthened my resolve to get a house with my own washer and dryer ASAP.”

“lol poor ruby...maybe you better use our washer and dryer LOL”

“Next time that happens, point and laugh.”

“I was so tempted to snort and roll my eyes. But he was so creepy. I thought that might encourage him.”

“Was it One Inch Wang?”

“It couldn't have been OIW. Way too big. That's why I think the guy had stuffed himself with some anatomically correct something or other. It was at least 6 or 7 inches. Maybe more. I only glanced at it very furtively when he wasn't looking at me. He gave me the willies.


Hmmm....maybe it was OIW. lol”

“he could be stuffing now....you should ask him.”

“Someone put another log on the fire.”

“It was all mine. No socks or Viagra used to make the meat mammoth.”

“Throw bleach on the perv. That'll at least cure him of lurking in laundromats.”

“Maybe we can use him as a tripod to cook chili over the fire. LOL”

“Wha' happened? Red "X" strikes again!”

“Wish me luck, everyone.

Tomorrow I am being deposed regarding a judicial misconduct matter. Though I've been to hundreds of depositions, it will be very strange for me to be on the hotseat so to speak.”

“Good Luck, Ruby, on Tuesday!!”

“Ruby, try stuffing [i]your[i] pants before you testify, at best it'll break the tension. Courtrooms can be so stuffy.”

“LOL, the sun has barely gone down and Shawn is already snoring.”

“isn't this what all of TT is supposed to be... I've heard TT compared to a campfire many times.”

“Pull the cooler closer so we don't have to get up for a beer.”

“LMAO, Birch!!!!

What a concept!!!

Actually, it will be at an attorney's office. There will be five lawyers present, two of whom will be attacking me. No worries though. In a few weeks the trial will happen with the same attorneys, but it will be in front of three judges. Again, no worries. I know the truth. But it will be interesting to be on the hotseat.”