I REALLY LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE!

“Yea Baby!
A short meaningless relationship would be just fine, thank you. ;-)”

“i wuv her.”

“Personally, I think the chick's a gargoyle. On a separate note, what the hell has Matt done to the forum...is this some kind of halloween scare tactic???
(I haven't lurked in a while.)”

“The format changed a couple of weeks ago, and it's here to stay!

As for the title of the thread, there's another thread you need to read to get it..lol...here...

Go view the movie that's linked in it and you will understand...”

“Hey FG!!!!!
You coming to BAMA's Sipsey Trip?
Get off that dang bike!
It's getting to cold for it anyway. ;-)”

“Speaking of motorcycle riders, I saw a guy the other day going north on the Parkway access road, riding a bike with big ape hangers, and wearing a German helmet with horns attached.

It was one of those double-take, did-I-really-see-that moments...”

“I wish I were her brother.”

“I got off the bike a couple of weeks ago...abruptly. Some dickhead cager made a left turn in front of me and I t-boned his ass. Mother G and I are OK, but I won't be riding or backpacking anywhere soon. I'll find out later this week if they are going to total my bike. No, I am not going to quit riding. I have noticed that after 50 years that I don't bounce quite as well as I used to...
At least I did $5600 worth of damage to the #&%!$'s car. Had I been packin', I would've shot the SOB.”

“Hey Blood, I know that guy. He's a member of the Saints.”

“Damn, that sucks! You doing okay now?”

“How long has he had the horns? I don't recall ever seeing anything like that before...”

“We're kickin' but not to high just yet. He's had the horns for a while, I think. I met him on the Trail of Tears run.”

“Back to work yet?

They're gonna open that new Hooter's soon, we need to break it in...”

“FG - Holy Crap! Glad y'all are kinda OK.
I quit ridin' after I slid under the back of a car that stopped for no good reason in front of me. My leg still shows the scar, and it's been about 30 years.

Cars just do not 'see' bikes.
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“Yeah, I'm back to work. The good part is, I had my vacation scheduled such that I was able to spend a week in Mexico Beach with nothing to do but eat, drink and take pain killers. Ah, better living through chemistry, doncha know! My limp is barely noticable now. And I almost have the full use of my left hand.

Hooters??? Did somebody say, 'Hooters'??? YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!! I'm in!!!”

“As long as the road is dry, IT'S NEVER TOO COLD TO RIDE!!!”

“Holy cow, only 7% of the vote??? That's hardly a mandate, LOL. Suzanne Pleshette in her prime would've made Angelina Jolie look like the hood ornament on a Mack truck...”

“""I have to concentrate on my son," she said. "That's why I have lovers right now and not a boyfriend. I don't want my son to start calling somebody Daddy unless that person's gonna stay.""

Where the #$%& do I apply?”

“Suzanne Pleshette made my willy tingle.”

“Get in line, short fuse.
At least now all sonny has to say is, 'Hey You!'”

“She made my sticker peck out...”

“Riding a motorcycle is like riding a horse, you get into an accident, you get back on. That's what I did. My bike fell on my me, I got a sprained ankle and a big hole in my knee. I was back riding, before I was able to walk right. I had a small limp, but it disappeared, and I think that hiking helped. It strengthened my leg.”

“i love my ange”

“I totally agree with Esquire!!!!!”

“I think she is beautiful, except when her huge bottom lip looks cracked. Sometimes it seems to have a split in it.

Mostly I think of her as crazy. She used to cut herself. Hopefully she doesn't do that anymore.”

“Well, duh! Doesn't everybody love Angelina Jolie?”

“Did you know that Jon Voight is her father? A year or two ago, he was on tv asking her to get mental help.”

“yea, jolie is ange's middle name. angelina jolie voight. she didn't want to be in her father's shadow by using her last name so she disregarded it.”

“ScorchStalker.”

“she is my lover.”

“Stop it! I'm not going to be able to concentrate at work with images like that on my mind!”

“Angelina is very kissable.”

“She sounds like she is devoted if she loves you. She clung to Billy Bob Thorton. Now there's a guy who is shall I say.....not the best looking guy in town, so I bet everyone here thinks they have a shot at her, lol:)”

“Jolie's Quest for S&M Lover


Oscar-winner Angelina Jolie believes the man who understands her sadomasochistic needs and ties her up will be "the one". The Tomb Raider star tried to engender trust in her marriages to actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton by introducing violence into their sex lives, and she wants to push the boundaries even further with her next lover. Jolie explains, "A lot of my relationships just weren't honest enough. So I took them down different paths toward violence or wildness... to try to find somebody to hold me down and make me feel. S&M sex can be misinterpreted as violence. It's really about trust. I like to push boundaries, both emotional and sexual, with another person. That's when I've felt the sexiest. I've been in both submissive and dominant roles because I want more. I've never been tied up. I have a feeling the person that does it will be the one. I think that's what I'd like."


Link”

“oh boy!”

“Hope she doesn't choke”

“I could make her choke.”

“with laughter BM ?”

“LMAO!

At the least I bet I have enough "gear" to bind her right.... ;)”

“Wow, what a story! She is going to scare off a lot of men who wonder about the sanity of someone who enjoys feeling pain. One day, her honesty is going to result in her losing custody of her child.”

“Good Lord, LH, nothing wrong with what she's into! it doesn't have anything to do with her ability has a parent.

Scarey? Don't knock it 'till you try it. ;)
I myself am not into the "M" side.

Any females out there on the "M" side????

BTW - LH, ever been spanked by a partner?”

“That Angelina gal is certainly exotically beautiful! Odd, but beautiful. The closest thing I've done to S&M is getting my YOWCH! caught in my zipper.”

“LOL Buck! Autoeroticsadomasochism!”

“Bearmagnet, as long as she is not trying to introduce her child to pain, then I'm not judging what she likes to do.

No spanking here, only got that as a child and I can't translate that into fun now either!!!!”

“LOL! A spanking as a child and as an adult is different, believe me! ;)”

“Bearmagnet, anyone trying to spank me would end up.....needing hospital coverage.

There are different levels to S&M. You can use the soft products or the hard core stuff. Angela may be somewhere in between. That's why she mentions trust. You have to trust that the person knows when to stop, when it's not fun anymore.”

“The voice of experience ??

Declares no spanking ?

So what DO you use LH, whips ? electric soldering irons (yow)”

“i'll tie ange up. but i'm not into the whole violence thing.”

“ain't nuthin wrong with a little spanky-spank.

:p”