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Scorchfire said it....she's preggers!

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“I wants to have a baby”
ScorchFire
9:53:38 PM
10/20/04
ignore this user
Spirit Coyote
5:57:47 AM
10/21/04

Wanting to have a baby and being pregnant are two different things.
skiracer
6:02:47 AM
10/21/04

There was talk about this on last week's trip. You can't hide it forever!
Capn BOO
6:02:53 AM
10/21/04

“I wants to have my baby”
ScorchFire
9:53:38 PM
10/20/04
ignore this user
Spirit Coyote
6:04:33 AM
10/21/04

I didn't hear that......nobody tells me nothin'
MarkOTheBeast
7:01:12 AM
10/21/04

Does she know who the father is?
bbw
7:09:16 AM
10/21/04

Maybe it was immaculate cornception.
MarkOTheBeast
7:19:44 AM
10/21/04

You are going to He11.
bbw
7:20:14 AM
10/21/04

Who, me??

Hell is for children.
MarkOTheBeast
7:24:12 AM
10/21/04

I AM NOT PREGNANT NOR DO I CARE TO EVER HAVE CHILDREN LOL
ScorchFire
7:24:52 AM
10/21/04

There ya go!!

It looks like I may not go to hell after all.

Oh wait,............there is no hell. LOL
MarkOTheBeast
7:28:51 AM
10/21/04

You're not?????????

You said the DNA test confirmed it? WTF am I sending money to you for?????
bearmagnet
7:58:36 AM
10/21/04

You got money?!?!?!?!
MarkOTheBeast
7:59:13 AM
10/21/04

that's a very definate NO
wingding0
8:01:22 AM
10/21/04

Money??? What's that???
Lurching Zombie
8:02:21 AM
10/21/04

I had immaculate constipation once. You might not see it as big deal but that dump was a miracle to me.

Word.
Nigal
8:06:31 AM
10/21/04

Too much word!
MarkOTheBeast
8:07:21 AM
10/21/04

way too much!
Roam Around
8:09:08 AM
10/21/04

I'm working two jobs because scorch said it was mine!

Dammit, scorch! We need to duke it out on Springer!
bearmagnet
8:10:27 AM
10/21/04

Can I watch?
MarkOTheBeast
8:11:53 AM
10/21/04

Hell ya!

maybe we can get Angeline Scary to come on and start making out with Scorch?
bearmagnet
8:16:49 AM
10/21/04

Huh?
MarkOTheBeast
8:17:11 AM
10/21/04

No MarkO you can't watch. If you check the tense of my post you'll see I already took that dump.

Sick puppy!
Nigal
8:17:49 AM
10/21/04

AM NOT PREGNANT NOR DO I CARE TO EVER HAVE CHILDREN LOL”
ScorchFire
7:24:52 AM


LOL

she spent one night at my house and then told me she does not want kids..
best form of birth control
mapleleaf
8:23:54 AM
10/21/04

Best form of birth control I have found is to put a pebble in my shoe. Makes me limp every time!
Nigal
8:27:23 AM
10/21/04

There ya go!!

It looks like I may not go to hell after all.

Oh wait,............there is no hell. LOL”
MarkOTheBeast
8:28:51 AM
10/21/04

I beg to differ, my friend lives in Hell, Michigan--it's only minutes away from Ann Arbor, MI, home of the University of Michigan Wolverines... ;-)
pinkbubelz
8:30:23 AM
10/21/04

LOL

scorchie lives near Intercorse PA.

I swear!!
mapleleaf
8:32:06 AM
10/21/04

I just want to announce that I am not pregnant.
GhoulderMan
8:32:50 AM
10/21/04

high-five, Ghoulder! i'm only a little bit pregnant.

LMAO @ Nigal!!
lyra
8:40:51 AM
10/21/04

The Nyquil did it. Opps, and almost reads like Nigal did it.
Gemini
8:57:32 AM
10/21/04

“No MarkO you can't watch. If you check the tense of my post you'll see I already took that dump.

Sick puppy!”
Nigal
8:17:49 AM
10/21/04

No, ya dumkopf!

I was talkin' about watchin' bearmagnet and Scorch dukin' it out.
MarkOTheBeast
9:03:05 AM
10/21/04

Scorchy's pregnant?
The kid will come out singing:


I was born in a Scorchfire hurricane...
Treebeard
9:15:37 AM
10/21/04

Having a come to Jesus moment on the can is pretty funny. Even funnier when it happens to a Jew.
bbw
10:10:24 AM
10/21/04

scorchy, you neednt be scared, were all here for you :)
Spirit Coyote
10:59:33 AM
10/21/04

Having a come to Jesus moment on the can is pretty funny. Even funnier when it happens to a Jew.”
bbw
10:10:24 AM

WTF does that mean?
Morticia Morgue
11:10:26 AM
10/21/04

Nigal is Jewish and Jews do not believe that Christ was God's Son.

Sort of a bible joke.
bbw
1:42:30 PM
10/21/04

"No, ya dumkopf!

I was talkin' about watchin' bearmagnet and Scorch dukin' it out.”

I know, it was a joke....
Nigal
4:23:00 PM
10/21/04

“Nigal is Jewish and Jews do not believe that Christ was God's Son.

Sort of a bible joke.”

I'm not Jewish and I never found Jesus on the can. I found him in the bathtub... http://www.datejesus.com/bathe/.
last edited: 10/21/04 4:26:28 PM
Nigal
4:25:47 PM
10/21/04

Congratulations Scorch. :)
WLD
4:44:03 PM
10/21/04

Not Jewish? Acht my mentsh I thought you were orthodox. Where did I get that impression?
bbw
5:53:05 PM
10/21/04

i'm not preggers. but i do have the flu : (
ScorchFire
6:12:59 PM
10/21/04

And so do 4-5 of your clients now... rofl.
DeoreDX
6:18:04 PM
10/21/04

i know! and my boss wouldn't let me leave early.... wtf?? i was furious. so throughout the day, it just kept getting worse. now i can barely move or breathe or anything pretty much for that matter.
ScorchFire
6:25:46 PM
10/21/04

“Not Jewish? Acht my mentsh I thought you were orthodox. Where did I get that impression?”

I follow the orthodox as far as a Gentile can without converting.
Nigal
6:42:57 PM
10/21/04

Jesus Christ, I can't believe you are not a Hebrew.
bbw
6:45:39 PM
10/21/04

Nope. 100% pork lovin', unkosher Goy. I am circumsized though. LOL!
Nigal
6:48:06 PM
10/21/04

Poser...

A Jewish poser.

HAHAHA Just kidding bro... Gimmee some skin :-|
bbw
7:57:09 PM
10/21/04

Thanks for painting the picture for us Nigal.
Silent J
8:06:44 PM
10/21/04

wow
ScorchFire
8:08:04 PM
10/21/04

...Can you say "thread degeneration?"
PhantomSoul
11:34:08 PM
10/21/04

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