For my birthday

“Ok, here's the deal. Next Tuesday is my birthday (yeah, that's right, election day). So I decided what all of you can get me for my birthday. You all go you and vote for Bush. What more could a guy want? Then I'll know I'm really loved.”

“For the record, I am not the NoProb troll.
Nov. 2 is my B'day though.”

“My b-day is sometimes on election day, although not this year.

You can do me good with your vote for Kerry.

:-) :-P”

“Just for you, lizs baby!”

“I hope you monkeys don't get your birthday wish.”

“I guess we can't count on your help, then?”

“Oh sure, you can count on it NoProb. Count on it fer sure! You aren't getting it, but what the hell, if it makes you happy, count on it.”

“Well, I gotta say, I'm just devistated. I was just sure that everyone would enthusiastically agree to give me this really great birthday present. I mean it's such a small thing and it would make me so happy.”

“Oh come on and buck up. You can get through this disappointment if you try.”

“yeah, 'suppose I'll have to. I thought at least TB, V aand BB would agree. I mean they are such sensitive guys always so eager to please.”

“We aims to please, but we doesn't always shoot straight.”