Eternal Sunshine of the Brainless Mind

“STARRING: GWB Bush
DIRECTOR: Karl Rove
PRODUCER: Dick Cheney
STUNTPERSONS:

Dueling fascist: Zell Miller
Drooling Idiot: GWB (as himself)

This movie is a Halliburton/Carlye Group Production. All rights repressed.”

“Get some medication.”

“sad thing is, we've all been living this 'film' for the past 4 years.

and unfortunately, we cant 'get some medication' because we cant afford it even if we wanted it.”

“That's it? That's all ya got? I find it ironic that someone who has been brainwashed by the union shils would be calling others brainless. I have no doubt when W wins Buddha will be sitting in a jungle with his other followers drinking red kool aid. LOL! Now there's a movie for ya!”

“Is this what passes for wit in the lunatic bin?”

“Hopefully there won't be a re-run of this lame production.”

“Curt Schilling will be appearing in support of Shrub. Part of the No Millionaire Left Behind Act.”

“Actually, thats pretty funny Buddha.

Ghoul: I still like Schilling despite his Bush endorsement. Playing for Boston, it takes some guts to come out that way... as does endorsing Kerry or bashing Bush if you play country music or live in Texas.”

“You're crackin' me up, Undeadxing!!

Ya might say he's shilling for Shrub.

And not a farthing for the poor!”

“Buddha-- did you see the movie "Bush' Brain"?”

“Hey, some of the Eagles appeared at a Shrub rally outside Philly last night.”