Scorchfire Is Pregnant!

“Just read about it in the Hey, Scorch" thread! Keep drugs away from here!!!!!”

“Not again.”

“Oh geez.”

“oh dear lord.

what is this, the immaculate conception??”

“Up here we call it the ejaculate conception.”

“As the Father, Stovey, can't you keep the beer out of her hands???”

“Does that mean Roam is going to be an uncle?”

“i am not preggers... these rumors make me sad






(not really, just playing along)”

“hey, is that a ring on The Finger?”

“See what rumors'll do to ya?”

“oh and WK, this is for u



: )

lyra, yes a promise ring... you know, the "i promise to get you a bigger diamond" ring. it's from bacpac.”

“shes having mood swings already :D


well...I cant say anything...may be barefoot at my wedding too lol”

“awwww, that's hot.”

“SC, does that mean YOU are pregnant?”

“Oh come on dear, all in fun.”

“Yea!!!!!!!

I'm gonna be an uncle!”

“:X I'm pleading the 5th :D”

“oh sh-t, she IS pregnant!!!!!!!”

“Are you nekkid in that photo, HotFire?
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“no goofnut. u can see the white shirt in the corner of the picture. i think it's time for another NM meeting for you.”

“NM?”

““As the Father, Stovey, can't you keep the beer out of her hands???”
Bearmagnet
1:48:39 PM
10/29/04



I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman! - B. Clinton & StoveStomper ;-)
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“yes, but what about carnal relations?”

“I'm thinking that's just something under your arm, a towel sticking out.

BTW - it appears you have some long fingers. Ya know what they say about women with long fingers????

You comin to the NMA meeting. Next ones at my place this weekend.”

“Scorchy, go clean your room and quit giving obscene gestures in a public forum!”

“you're nuts lol”

“And to think I fell for it! Of course, I fell for the 'Treebeard in Jail' story.

You guys have to be gentle with us Canucks. I've said it before and I'll say it again, we're polite, but not very bright, sort of the Forrest Gump of countries (Wanna buy a submarine or two?).

Bell rang, I'm off to the nice safe gym - Hallowe'en - Sheesh!”

“scorch I need to go to sears and pick some baby things out anyway so I'll pick you up a baby gift. are you expecting a boy or a girl?”

“Yeah, what Roam said! Will you do it while still nekkid?”

“BM shes not nakid, shes clearly wearing a towel.”

“oh you all can just bite me.

SC, i'm having a bird. due in march. an african grey. she likes wooden toys.”

“Stop smoking! :)”

“If someone starts a thread about Gremlin, will she believe it?

Ever see that Friends episode where they're watching Phoebe's twin in a porno and Pheobe walks in?

"OMG! What Am I Doing!!!"

LOL!”

“BM, being the father, what are you hoping for? boy? girl?”

“You flash any of Mike's co-workers today Nic?”

“uh, BM, ummm

Gremlin is a Canuck, but he's still a guy!”

“WK..no, I havent had the opportunity today :D”

“Did I ever tell anyone I suck at remembering who/what is who/what? Especially when names are similiar? Especially with no face?

gremlin, gemini, etc.

Sometimes I forget Y2's real name, Robert. ;)”

“are Y2 and ynamiynami the same person?”

“Again. Man, she has short gestation periods!”

““:X I'm pleading the 5th :D”
Spirit Coyote
1:54:10 PM
10/29/04

Are you sure it wasn't a 40?”

“Man, you shoulda seen the 40's they have in Canada.

They have some serious "wino piss".

The stuff is available in 7%, 8%, 9% & 10%.”

“I have sampled all of it.

The 10% is some wild sh*&%”

“so let's get back on the topic.... spirit coyote is pregnant! congrats, girl!! when's the due date?”

“Spirit, just barely survived a stint in the hospital”

“40's bah. give me one of these.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/101058126/146097774LLAXbS

64 oz of Ubu Ale.”

“she admitted she was going to be barefoot and preggers for her wedding and then said she pleaded the fifth. that to me sounds like she's preggers!”

“dork, I am not, quit trying to take attention off of yourself :P”