Treebeard has hit Menopause!

“Try to have a little compassion. Mapes says his mood swings and hot flashes are off the charts!”

“maybe he needs some estrogen pills?”

“Men o' paws??

The dude is a groper, what I hear.”

“I would be described as more of an Octopuss.


Remember V.U.'s song "The Gift"? LOL!”

“I don't even remember V.U......”

“Velvet Underground??????????? I mean I'm not sure I existed then but surely you were.........to many drugs?


I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I have made the big decision
I'm gonna try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death
And you can't help me not, you guys
And all you sweet girls with all your sweet silly talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
In a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man can not be free
Of all of the evils of this town
And of himself, and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off and dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jim's in this town
And all the politicians makin' crazy sounds
And everybody puttin' everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds

'Cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
Ah, when the heroin is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then thank God that I'm as good as dead
Then thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know”

“I have heard of the Velvet Underground, wise guy.

"....too many drugs?"

No, one is enough.”

“How about Throbbing Gristle, eh you smarties???

Hamburger Lady was a smash hit!”

“TMI there BM, a bit TMI.”

“MENTAL PAUSE??”

“Boy, the things you discover on a Monday morning. Where the hell did this one come from??


Gawd, it's hot in here!!!”

“Just this weekend my wife accused me of the same thing. At first it made me angry, then it made me very sad, then I thought it was funny ……”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Throbbing Gristle. A true Industrial Band, not that techno-pop "industrial" crap.”

“(In best Johnny Carson voice, as interpreted by Dana Carvey): I did not know this.”

“HAPPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
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“utoh!
Happy b-day long tooth :)”

“Sunday is the big day?

Happy Birthday to my favorite 'lib'. ;-)”

“THank you! BTW, I'm bleeding! Menopause isn't what they say it is!!!!”

“Whoa! That's decrepit.”

“you are all old!”

“thats gross”

“I guess Treebeard will have to start going on trips like this:
http://www.thebackpacker.com/trips/trip/158.php”

“We could be the IOFC

(International Old Farts Coalition)”

“Happy treeday birthbeard.

Enjoy mentalpause. It's not as bad as it sounds.

As a special gift, I forgive you for ripping off the 2003 cookoff prize.”

“HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY STUEY!!!!!!!!!

sorry i can't make your party. tell ya what. i'll get ya drunk next time i see ya : )”

“you will get him drunk next time?
why?
plan on taking advanage of him?”

“Oh great, Scorch is trying to seduce Treebeard, this should provide plenty of drama around here...”

“Happy Birthday! Have the hot flashes started yet?”

“geez bision you are on a roll today. cracking me up”

“good question aero, do guys get hot flashes? other then seeing a hottie walk by.”

““you will get him drunk next time?
why?
plan on taking advanage of him?”

VERY FUNNY! i'll get you drunk too... and i'm not talkin about taking advantage of anyone here.. just to get THAT cleared up ; )

i don't think the batman would approve.”

“well since twinel toes refused to have our baby, then i guess you will do just fine”

“no way. no babies for me. it might stretch out my tattoo.”

“Women go through menopause, they get hot flashes, irritability, mood swings, hormone hell!

Men go through menopause, they get a new wife, a new sports car, a new hair piece.... life is great isn't it?”