Questions......by Divinity.....

“I drive about 20 min to work and I think of bizarre things sometimes....and I think we need a place to post them so ALL can ponder......I KNOW I am not the only one who has questions that boggle the mind....
like...

So...if someone bites their nails, or the inside of their mouths and swallows the skin...are they a cannibal???.....and does buggers count?????”

“Buggers?!!?”

“I am seeing you in a very different light all of a sutton.”

“You're trying to discourage someone who is hitting on you, right?”

“My Magic 8 ball says...... No.”

“So...if my ex owns our burial plots...and my mom is buried there.....does he own her body??????”

“You have got WAY too much time on your hands!”

“Are you going to be like that annoying little old man on Wings?”

“If a divining rod can find water or oil what does a divinity person find?”

“Actually I don't have much time on my hands....LOL..that's why I sometimes drive with no radio and just think.....and I don't watch much tv.....am I annoying?????”

“Only if he sells tickets (according to the 8 ball).”

“Nope, just kiddin' around.”

“No, keep the questions coming.”

“LOL...actually my ex is giving me all the plots.....LOL.....so I will have custody of mom soon!!!”

“Do you think animals fall in love ????”

“I think my wife would say yes to the one div.”

“I think my cats loved each other........BUT they were sorta stuck together.....so maybe they just figured they might as well get along......”

“If a women asks a man "what's wrong?" and he replies "nothing" then why can't she accept this? Why must she nag until they fight?”

“I would say yes,divinity. After watching and photographing them for years. I still can not get over how much they act like just like us.”

“Ok....so....why is it that when you go to the bathroom...and you look for paper each time......and it is there....and just about the time you let your guard down......omg....no darn paper.......??????”

“Hunny.... can you pass me in some toilet paper please!!!!”

“A fear I can relate to. Therefore, I always have 2 rolls in the bathroom. As soon as one is used I go to the hall closet and get another. That way I always have a spare in that bathroom that never gets used. Paper towels, toilet paper and light bulbs seem to be things I don't want to run out of since I always have a big supply in the house. Not sure why, but anal retentive must fit in somewhere.”

“Take a 35 mm film canister and pack it tightly with TP. Just grap the first sheet and pack it, pack it, pack it, with your finger. You would be amazed how much you can fit. When you need to use it gently pull the first sheet out and loft the tissue, just like your sleeping bag it will spring back. Drop one in your purse, set by the camode, car, daypack, etc. You will have the confidence to face a the TP dependant world.
last edited: 11/06/04 6:07:17 AM”

“You could also hang a few decorative ears of Indian corn in your bathroom....”

“You could do as I do before I sit down. I look for paper....”

“why use tp?

In the woods I realry use tp....only if its REALLY bad or I cant find the right objects to use as tp...


My favorite things to use:

Common Mullin Leaves- just like velvet (I should grow some in my backyard I like it so much!)
Nice green damp moss- cleans real well
Thick brown rhododendren leaves (you know the dead ones...they are nice and flexible and thick so it isnt messy
Bark (Like birtch bark)”

“Out of TP! Strip, take a shower, dress and you're on your way (hopefully, to the store for a supply).”

“I agree with Spirit Coyote. There are a lot of things to use in the natural world. As a kid growing up in Louisiana we never went inside when the urge hit. We would just grab some spanish moss and run to the edge of the woods.”

“Just where do you get your "Mullin Leaves?"

I find that Mullin is an Eastern Kulin word and mullin tree is probably a Mallee Eucalypt.
The Eastern Kulin are the indigenous people of Central Victoria, in south-eastern Australia

Meet the Eastern Kulin

"Major Japanese Power Company To Plant Two and Half Million Trees In Western Australian Wheat belt

...to demonstrate the potential of mallees to absorb carbon dioxide on a large scale and to contribute to reducing salinity.

'Mallee Eucalypts were an ideal tree to create a carbon sink because of their ability to grow at high levels of productivity in low rainfall areas, their capacity to form a large underground sink (the mallee root) and their longevity. Over a 20 year period the 1000 hectares of Kansai plantings would absorb approximately 860,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide.' Professor Shea said."
http://www.oilmallee.com.au/media/kansai.html
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“no, common mullin is a biannual plant (blooms the second year) with yellw flower spikes...its leavs form a rossette low to the ground. They are very soft and fuzzy....like velvet. It is actually and introduced plant I think.”

“http://www.enature.com/fieldguide/showSpeciesADVWF.asp?curGroupID=11&shape=1130&color=970&habitat=1097&habitat=1099&habitat=1098&habitat=1103&habitat=1095&habitat=1105&habitat=1101&range=1011&curPageNum=61&recnum=WF0365


check it out on E-nature :)”

“Thank you. However, your link is to the Common Mullein, Great Mullein, Woolly Mullein!

I call, FOUL! You both spelled it, "mullin!"

[syn: great mullein, Aaron's rod, flannel mullein, woolly mullein, torch, Verbascum thapsus]”

“I like the TP in the film canister trick, you can also put a whole Wal-mart plastic bag in a film canister.”

“so.....who else has cats that stare at the ceiling.....and when you look at the ceiling...and see nothing...then you look at them and they are then staring at you????...”

“Surely I can't be the only one......cause there was a Garfield cartoon about it once....my cats used to do that to me all the time......”

“Cat's are evil, demon posessed animals. I suggest you get a dog as they are man's best friend and will guard you against evil cat uprisings.”

“Send your cats to MataHarihiker in St. Croix Falls, Wi. I think she has a family that will take them in.”

“What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

another one:
Have you ever wondered why Stressed is Desserts backwards?
last edited: 11/11/04 10:36:55 PM”

“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

If your in a car going the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will happen?”

“why is it ilegal to spot a moose from an airplane in Minnesota?”

“If you farted in a jar and then sealed it up right away, how long would the smell stay in there? Could it them be released later at will. Hmm maybe it would need to be warmed up again though. Or would it just become little poop particles on the side of the glass?”

“That gives me as idea for the TT ornament exchange”

“LMFAO @ wk”

“wow....Indiana...I thought I had a wild imagination.......but yours surpasses mine beyond compare.....”

“That is a speciality of mine.


I forgot where I learned about it . . .try this at home over the holidays.



Next time you are going to rip one, hold a drinking glasss up to your butt.


Fart into the glass.

Have a piece of paper ready to immediately put over the top of the glass.


Set the glass upside down on the counter (on top of the piece of paper).


Slide the paper out from under the glass.


Walk away.


Wait for your wife, friend, mother, child . . whomever . .. to pick up the glass (after all . . .what's a glass doing upside down onthe counter????)


As soon as they pick up the glass the smell will waft out and knock them over.




I have done this to great effect. Still talked about to this day!!!!!!”

“Wherever Lumberzac and Bitpusher are I'll bet they like this.
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“That is sick and demented lee. I like it.”

“That's almost as good as the upside-down glass of water on the table trick.”

“you are a sad bunch of people.

When I was little, I took a bag of pretzle rings, broke them in half, then soaked the ends in water for a few seconds, and reassembled them, interlocking the rings...all of them, into a pretzle chain...it was a riot when my mother went to pull out a pretzle...then were all locked together. It was halarious.”

“I liked when my mom discovered her vodka had been cut in half with water.”