Questions......by Divinity.....

“TIVO is a brand of DVR.
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“and what is a DVR?”

“Digital Video Recorder”

“stupid~”

“sorry...I am a silly old woman.......

ignorance is bliss sometimes.......”

“ok...so am I the only person who HATES that pig at the top of this page??????”

“Huh?”

“Yep, that's a pretty darn rude pig.”

“now it is roaches.....ewwwwww”

“oink oink”

“hmmm, I don't see no stinking pig????”

“now western union...”

“Put a strip of duct tape or a wide ribbon across the top of your screen.”

“I hate the snake one too......ewwww”

“What pig?”

“ok...WHY is there a sign at Burger King that says..."picture menu inside".....they have pics of some of the burgers on the outside sign....OR is it for folks who cannot read???...and if so, how can they read it?????”

“Have you been out in the sun too much today?”

“Dayhiker....seriously...at the Hartselle Burger King........there is a sign!~!!!”

“anyone heard of ...
Zapp's potato chips....Spicy Cajun Crawtators???????”

“When you come across something unbelievably stupid...stop for a second...think "Government regulation"...and go on.”

“LOL...like the old Shoney's in Decatur....above one of the doors it said bathrooms in BRAILLE....you wouls have to be an 8ft blind person to read it....”

“...and why isn't there bread in ice cream sandwiches????”

“Geez, I can't imagine blindly groping for the flush handle........and....

"yee-oh!!, what was that?"”

“....I am taking a lunch break.....entertain me.....”

“Puff Puff (out of breath from song and dance act) How'm I doing Div?”

“LOL>.hahahahahaha....thanks!!!!!!”

“ok...back to work...I have alot to do......even baked brownies today....yummmm....with nuts....chocolate chips and peanutbutter chips....wooohooooo!!!

see ya in the am!!!”

“Wanna see me snort coffee??”

“liquid or the beans????”

“Watcha gotta do for a little applause these days ...”

“Ooooo, you're givin' me ideas!!

I could shoot the beans from my nose like a snot rocket!!”

“That's what that noise was at Jess Judy!”

““Ooooo, you're givin' me ideas!!

I could shoot the beans from my nose like a snot rocket!!”
MarkO
4:00:05 PM
7/27/05
ignore this user

*Note to self*

Don't drink coffee if MarkO made it.”

“I see it now. "Divinity misses TC5. Trails are not wide enough."



LOL,”

“Whoa, slim!!!”

“ok...I want to know why my work pants that are for women, have a fake zipper place????”

“If I remember anything about fetal development, and I probably don't, perhaps it's because of this: Initially a fetus is gender non specific, but during that time, as gender is being determined, the genitalia is anatomically more female in appearance. From the effect of hormones the genitalia gradually transforms from vaginal to penile. That same effect is present in your work pants. Were you a male, over a period of time that fake zipper would actually transform into a real one.

If you have any other vexing questions about the nature of life, just post them here.”

“LOL”

“Wow, four question marks! I hope you haven't been losing any sleep over that one, divinity. Hugs.
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“Nimblefoot for the J. Swift TT Award!

hee-hee.

Sorry Div., but ya gotta admit that's kinda ingeen-yoos.”

“Hi div!”

“div!!! i miss you!”

“Dang woman is in Love and doesn't need us TTers anymore. ;-)”

“Fake zipper? umm for the same reason they make BOBs.... cause you dont need a real one :P”

“Probably hides the cameltoe.”

“ok...why do they put all the stuff on an "EVERYTHING" bagel on the outside so it all falls off when attempting to eat it????”

“ok...and why does it say I have no favorite threads when I click on the favorite thread link on the right....BUT...I am looking at my favorite threads and they are marked as we speak??????”

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, everything drippings. You're not driving and eating are you?

;)”

“no....LOL..but I sure have a mess now.......”

“ok..I have to clean up sesame seeds, poppy seeds, sunflower seeds, and bits of onion from all over the desk,keyboard, floor, and front of me......and brush and floss my teeth.....y'all have a GREAT day!!”