Sumbag Republican Election Tricks

“Cleveland is infested with fraud and criminals.”

“I am teaching my 6 month to crawl to the Republican signs that people put in front of their houses, and knock them over.

I hope by 1 year of age she can handle a switchblade so she can start doing some real damage.”

“LOL @ WK”

“Despite a zero-tolerance policy on tampering with voters, the Republican Party has quietly paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to provide private defense lawyers for a former Bush campaign official charged with conspiring to keep Democrats from voting in New Hampshire.

James Tobin, the president's 2004 campaign chairman for New England, is charged in New Hampshire federal court with four felonies accusing him of conspiring with a state GOP official and a GOP consultant in Virginia to jam Democratic and labor union get-out-the-vote phone banks in November 2002.

A telephone firm was paid to make repeated hang-up phone calls to overwhelm the phone banks in New Hampshire and prevent them from getting Democratic voters to the polls on Election Day 2002, prosecutors allege. Republican John Sununu won a close race that day to be New Hampshire's newest senator.

At the time, Tobin was the RNC's New England regional director, before moving to President Bush's 2004 re-election campaign.

more...”

“Both parties suck. Get out of these parties and join the, "100+HP Global Warmers Party". No voter fraud at the gas pumps just millions of dollars into the pockets of terrorist oil barons world wide.”

“Republican consultant James Tobin, of Bangor, Maine, was sentenced to 10 months in federal prison today for his involvement in a scheme to jam get-out-the-vote phone lines at Democratic offices and union halls on Election Day in 2002.

In addition to the time in prison he was also fined $10,000 and will serve two years probation.

Tobin is the third person convicted on phone jamming. Also found guilty were former State Republican Party Executive Director Chuck McGee and Republican consultant Allen Raymond of Virginia.
His sentencing came on the same day that state Republicans announced that Karl Rove will visit the state next month for a fund-raiser. The Washington Post reported this morning the party had just little over $700 in their state and federal accounts.

http://www.politicsnh.com/?q=node/252”

“Those aren't politicians, in case anybody missed that.”

“Sumbag a new term? LOL”

“The former chairman of the Republican National Committee remembers telling someone at the White House that he had decided to have the RNC pay the legal defense bills for convicted phone-jamming conspirator James Tobin, but he can�t remember who.

Ed Gillespie told the New Hampshire Union Leader yesterday he informed the White House after he decided to authorize payment.

The Washington Post reported on Wednesday that Gillespie told its reporter that he had �informed the White House, without seeking formal approval, before authorizing the payments.�

Gillespie told the Union Leader the two accounts were �consistent� because he decided to authorize the payments before telling the White House and actually authorized the payments after telling the White House.
[...]

http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=White+House+knew+of+payments+for+Tobin's+defense&articleId=e9385b57-a710-4d70-b7d3-fcb1c5d46a5c”

“LOL! Look at what Violin reads! LOL!”

“hey Sarge...remember the dead vote in the midwest...or the destruction of transportation by the peaceful "Save AlQaeda Libracrats"”

“Those Silly Libbies sure come up with some funny words.”

“The Union Leader? Now there is fair and balanced for ya? Isn't the Union Leader written in Crayon?”

“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hampshire_Union_Leader :


The New Hampshire Union Leader is the daily newspaper of Manchester, the largest city in the state of New Hampshire. As of 2003 it has a daily circulation of 61,548, and a circulation of 82,429 for its Sunday paper, the New Hampshire Sunday News. It was founded in 1863.

It was known as The Union Leader of Manchester until April 4, 2005.

The paper is best known for the conservative political opinions of its late publisher, William Loeb, and his wife, Nackey Scripps Loeb. Famously, the paper helped defeat Maine Senator Edmund Muskie in his 1972 bid for the presidency by attacking Muskie's wife, Jane, in editorials, leading him to tearfully defend her in a press conference that some say ruined his image in the state.

Over the decades, the Loebs gained considerable influence, and helped shape New Hampshire's conservative political landscape. The newspaper's strident tone has lessened considerably since the Loebs died. As of 2006, it is published by Joseph McQuaid.”

“violin is so silly.”

“Shortly before midnight (CST) on Monday, February 26, a group of republican Second Life users, some sporting "Bush '08" tags, vandalized the John Edwards Second Life HQ. They plastered the area with Marxist/Lenninist posters and slogans, a feces spewing obsenity, and a photoshopped picture of John in blackface, all the while harrassing visitors with right-wing nonsense and obsenity-laden abuse of Democrats in general and John in particular.



http://blog.johnedwards.com/story/2007/2/27/21847/2507
last edited: 3/01/07 1:22:36 PM”

“Nice source. LOL”

“Sniff,sniff more glue please.”

“If this is true it's a true display of stupidity. Great way to show "We're better than them.".”

“Second Life: Your World. Your Imagination.An online society within a 3D world, where users can explore, build, socialize, and participate in their own economy.

It's not real, Nigal. It's a game.”

“So some noob politician gets owned in an online game by griefers and it's some kind of news event?

Give me a freaking break.

You suck at the internet.
last edited: 3/01/07 2:58:48 PM”

“Hell I don't know what the hell Second Life was. In that case it's hilarious. LOL!”

“Just another Sumbag violin Election Trick. LOL”

“Has anyone proven it was republicans, and not some people saying "Hey wanna go make a s--tstorm of attantion?"”

“It's posted by violin, tree. Not exactly the most truthfull person on TT. LOL”

“When can we expect a counter strike smear campaign from World of Warcraft?”

“I still trying to figure out this adding bag thing. ;-)”

“It's alright.

I just took a virtual dump on the Giuliani headquartes in SimCity.”

“... and he just spotted it:

”

“So ya finally got rid of that turd in your pack?”

“Ganking lowbies again V?”

“LOL...its not like the slashed the tires on Republican Party Vehicles so they couldn't drive people to the polls...or obstructed Conservatives from voting....”

“It's posted by violin, tree. Not exactly the most truthfull person on TT. LOL”
StoveStomper

Good eeeevening. Mr. Stomper, you want to be just like him. You say that a lot. I guess it takes one to know one.

Which brings me to my proposition. I have a spot for an idiot like you in my next adventure, assuming my sponsors approve using sub-human subjects in the vignette. You can play the unwitting murder victim in a love triangle. It may be the closest thing to a rendezvous or encounter you may receive.”

“LMAO! What a coward.”

“"It's not real, Nigal. It's a game."

There are people who sell virtual property on that place and are now very comfortable in "real world". Business have set up shop, have sold goods (both virtual and real) and services. The lines between "real" and "virtual" have now blurred to a point where people who just can't "fit in", have a place where they can.

I don't understand why stove hasn't busted a nut over this place; his life sucks so bad that he has to resort to dry-humping the fine women on this board in order to keep centered. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a solid rotation of pictures to "squeeze one off" to, but I digress...”

“I don't understand why stove hasn't busted a nut over this place; his life sucks so bad that he has to resort to dry-humping the fine women on this board in order to keep centered. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a solid rotation of pictures to "squeeze one off" to, but I digress...”
laqtis
7:25:48 PM
3/01/07

Robin, I'm truly sorry your life is so without joy.”

“Arf-arf......Bow-wow-wow!!!”

“"Robin, I'm truly sorry your life is so without joy."

Kevin, if you truly had an original thought, you'd die from the nose bleed it would give you.”

“What a sweet guy you are.”

“Oh just cut to the chase and blow it out you ass already; it'll save us all a bunch of hassle.

http://secondlife.com/”

““Oh just cut to the chase and blow it out you ass already; it'll save us all a bunch of hassle.

http://secondlife.com/”
laqtis
7:45:29 PM
3/01/07


Shouldn't that "you" be "your"?”

“That's harsh, dude!”

“He has to learn, MarkO. He wants an academic career.”

“Ya.............lost me”

“"Shouldn't that "you" be "your"?"

It's what ever you want it to be, Sparky.

You "da Man", after all.

[snicker]”

“Good luck with that academic career.”

“Thanks, it really means a lot.

And good luck to you finding someone that won't charge you a King's ransom in order to be seen in public with you.

Oh, that and a years supply of Vasoline and balloons.
last edited: 3/01/07 8:03:56 PM”

“LOL”

“This is the modern-day equivalent of hippies freaking out the squares. You see countless news stories about this, over and over again: the gray humorless drones of political parties or corporations rushing to establish a presence in Second Life because it's the thing to do, only to find themselves staring directly into the collective Goatse.cx of the Internet's soul.

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/03/john_edwards_me.html

LMAO Welcome to the web.”