TT Election Night Party

“I figure we should consolidate the election night bickering in one thread, instead of having the political junkies have to be looking through five or six different threads all night.”

“Very thoughtfull of you!

YOU SUCK!

BUSH IS AN #&%!$!


how was that for a start?”

“That's perfect Laqtis....

Kerry's a Commie #&%!$!”

“typical”

“phuck off, asspac, you SOB.”

“as expected”

“* laughs *

We should probably just move on to a better subject, and forget the whole election arguments.

Who'd make a better Hooters calendar? Bush's girls and their friends or Kerry's?”

“The thought of screwing something that looks like Gee Dub with tits really isn't my idea of a goot time.

LOL!”

“goot. gutentag. (sp?)

lol.

The girls have been touring the country. Making a lot of appearances on their own. That would be funny, to check that out.”

“What, Dubya's girls were snorting cocaine on Air Force One?”

“"That would be funny, to check that out....."


What would be great is if you got a chant of "Show your Tits!" going!”

“lol.. you'd see a half dozen secret service operatives -- puttin my fatt ass in the car -- never to be seen again.”

“488 votes found on a machine in a Philly precinct before the polls even opened. You'd think the dems would have at leasted waited until the polls opened to start trying to steal this election.”

“"lol.. you'd see a half dozen secret service operatives -- puttin my fatt ass in the car -- never to be seen again......."

Ah, yes, but look at it this way, youd' go down in history! I bet that Blonde Bush would show'em. I've heard more than two hand fulls of people have.

I just waiting for the "Paris Hilton" video to come about with the Bush girls having a 3-way with P. Ditty.”

“And now the dems are calling repub voters in PA and telling them that they are no longer registered to vote. The party has set up a phone line for people to call to verify that they are still registered.”

“I voted for Bush and Democrat for everything else. Here's hoping for a Bush victory...

edit: I voted republican for local sherriff. Pro RKBA, baby!!!
last edited: 11/02/04 8:24:17 AM”

“"The party has set up a phone line for people to call to verify that they are still registered......"

What a sham. There is already a way to report this type of stuff, it's been all over the airwaves.

Feee Fiiii Fooo Fum! I smell BS from a Republi-cun!”

“"Jim Burks, a seventy-five year old small businessman living in Lancaster County, Pa., was working today when his phone rang. It was an automated phone call telling him that President Bush had a plan that would "do away with" his social security. A few hours later the phone rang and it was an automated phone call letting him know that he was no longer registered to vote and so there was no need for him to go to the polls tomorrow. Mr. Burks told me that, not trusting the government, he immediately called the local Republican Party about the phone call and they verified that he was registered. Mr. Burks intends to go vote for President Bush tomorrow.

According to a Bush campaign source, the voter registration calls are going throughout Republican areas of Lancaster County, PA. It is not clear if Republicans are getting the calls exclusively. Nevertheless, the Bush campaign has added a line to their standard phone script to inform voters about the phone calls."

-MSNBC”

“It worries me that anyone will fall for these stupid tricks.

Don't they seem painfully obvious to y'all?”

“"Don't they seem painfully obvious to y'all?....."


Yep, but it's too bad that this kind of stuff gets some play in this baby. All the more reason to switch to a Dictatorship! ;)”

“"Before voting even began in Philladelphia -- poll watchers found nearly 2000 votes already planted on machines scattered throughout downtown... One incident occurred at 2601 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, Pa: Ward 37, division 8... pollwatchers uncovered 4 machines with planted votes; one with over 200 and one with nearly 500... A second location, 1901 W. Girard Ave., Berean Institute, Philadelphia, Pa, had 300+ votes already on 2 machines at start of day... INCIDENT: 292 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 7/7: ADDRESS: 122 W. Erie Ave., Roberto Clemente School, Philadelphia, Pa.; INCIDENT: 456 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 12/3; ADDRESS: 5657 Chew Ave., storefront, Philadelphia, Pa"

This is why people like BB fought so hard against poll watchers, it wasn't because they were worried about intimidation. It's because they have every intention of stealing this election.”

“Wait a minute! Your post just sez that "votes" were in the machine, not "votes for Dems were found in the machine". What's to say that these are not Repub votes, or both?”

“Downtown Philly - I'm sure you can do the math Laqtis.”

“I'm not ASSuming a thing. To ASSume is realy bad to do, because to ASSume, means not to have all the facts to make an informed decision. ASSuming is bad!”

“It's not an assumption it's a reasoned conclusion, they certainly could be Bush votes, but the dems control the election apparatus in those precints, so it's much more likely that something fishy going on there favors Kerry.”

“I thought this thread was about a party. COME ON PEOPLE!”

“"It's not an assumption it's a reasoned conclusion......"

Hey! Wanna get into a pissing contest?

C'mon, fun for the whole family!

I ain't biting. I'll wait until this is confirmed by someone OTHER than a jack-booted book-burner (c'mon, bison. Let's take it up a notch! LOL! I'm only kidding with ya!)”

“"I thought this thread was about a party. COME ON PEOPLE!...."

Maybe if we turned it into a Rave people would get down?


Whose got the E?”

“Great! Now I have given myself images of the "Janet Reno Dance Party" bit frm SNL.......”

“I got a fatty we can pass around.”

“"Whose got the E?"


Come on man, E is dead already.........he was the King Of Rock And Roll!!!”

“"I got a fatty we can pass around......"


Sorry, I don't inhale.....








BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“I'll take the jack boot comments Laqtis, but not the book burner one. My room is pretty much a library, book shelves line the walls and I have so many books that there are stacks on the floor, If you come to burn my books I promise bad things will happen.”

“Coming from a dude that's getting into the Library Arts, I'd personally kick the phuck outta anyone that either bans them, or burns them.

Homey, I'm just trying to have a little fun wth ya. I really mean no harm. Lighten up! What an election day without a little mud sling? By the looks of it, you'll have to hold down the fort until nigal gets here.”

“It's now being reported that police were called to Ward 30 in Philly when someone brandished a gun to scare away the poll watchers. Looks like the only Brown-shirts out there are pulling for Kerry.”

“Nigal needs to be out there making sure Bolshevik Bear isn't up to no good (Which I'm certain he is).”

“I'd really lke to know where you're getting this info from. TV?

I'm watching the "Bed Bugs" right now and I think both boys would kick my ass if I changed the station right now.”

“This'll make you happy Laqtis -

Drudge”

“"Bolshevik Bear...."

THAT'S funny! That's a lot better than that lame "Buddha Bush".

2 points for a goot one, bison.”

“I didn't come up with that one, I think it was Nigal's also so give him the credit.”

“Oh, you can't be serious! That guy has ben bunked so many times it's unreal.”

“Hey, He's right alot too! And the info he's posting on this is very detailed. We'll see in an hour or two if the major outlets follow-up. I'm sure they have reporters on the way already.”

“My money says Cheney's hemorrhoids drop today.”

“How much?”

“Bush wins Guam with 64% of the vote. No electoral votes unfortuneatly.”

“I am so confused, don't know who to vote for...awwww...decisions, decisions, decisions...

Let me think....”

“Make up your mind in line Gem, don't be sittin' around postin' or you'll be waitin' in line forever, go now.”

“I am going, just trying to mess with ya. :)”

“Just remember all those "old Europe" comments. ;o)”

“Sorry Bison - your tale of votes planted on Philadelphia voting machines was, like much of what you post, pure BS.

Here's the real scoop:

<snip>
One official from the Committee Of Seventy, which monitors voting in the city, told NBC 10 that some confusion may have arisen because voting machines also have a counter that shows how many votes are placed on a machine during its lifetime, in addition to a counter that shows current votes.
<snip>
[T]he Associated Press reported that Republican observers in Philadelphia had lodged some of the earliest complaints, claiming that voting machines in the city already had thousands of votes recorded when the polls opened.

Deputy City Commissioner Ed Schulgen told the AP that the observers pulled the numbers from an odometer that records every vote ever cast on the machine in every election -- not the number to be counted today.”