Funny, I don't care who ya are

“The Guardian thought of themselves wise to allow the Brits to write Ohio on how to vote.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/story/0,13918,1329858,00.html

Here's a sample:

Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two #&%!$s what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of #&%!$ty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dip#&%!$. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.
Wading River, NY

My dear, beloved Brits,
I understand the Guardian is sponsoring a service where British citizens write to Americans to advise them on how to vote. Thank heavens! I was adrift in a sea of confusion and you are my beacon of hope!

Feel free to respond to this email with your advice. Please keep in mind that I am something of an anglophile, so this is not confrontational. Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words.

Set me straight, folks!
Dayton, Ohio
last edited: 11/03/04 3:11:54 PM”

“LOL! My sister in-law's dad is one of these Brits that loves to argue and be as loud as he can. He'll try to bait me into fights about gun control, healthcare, whatever. He's all for Kerry and whenever he starts his baiting I just tell him, "Pete, you can't even vote so what YOU think means nothing to me.".”

“LMAO @ Nigal”

“man, how many trolls does bacpac have?”

“Just one, poops.”

“That just proves that most Americans can't take a joke.”