Holy Crap! The new Star Wars looks Aweso me!!

“I'm still pissed about the Liquid Generation Star Wars test. I always thought of myself as Han Solo, but they say I'm Luke Skywalker :(”

“LOL, I took the Star Wars test twice, picking my second choices the last time and I came out Boba Fett each time.”

“FWIW, the DVD of the original trilogy kicks ass. The remastered, digital transfer looks almost like high def. TV.”

“i went to the 3:30am showing on Thursday. The biggest screen at the Lennox and there were only about 200 there to share it, plenty of open seats. Awesome movie, gonna see it again!”

“I am Hans Solo on the Star Wars Test..I still haven't seen Attack of the Clones..it's on TV tonight...I will see it before I go to the last...”

“saw it last night.

the two things that really bugged me:

anakin - ok palpatine, i just saved you cause i love my wife and want to save her life.

palpatine- ok anie, wanna save your wife? then go kill a bunch of little kids at the temple. this is your first task.

anakin - ok. well if it's for the good of the republic and all.DIE SMURFLINGS!


and the other part was padme's death. they should have just had her die from complications of childbirth. but no, she died just cause she lost the will to live. WTF?”

“I saw this thing this weekend.
Disappointed.

So many things just didn't jive with the original movies.

'Cinnamon bun head' in one of the early movies had said she 'only remembered her mother a little'. If the mother died at birth, that isn't possible.

What's up with all the cool new attachments and fighting skills R2D2 has? It didn't have them 15-20 years later.

What's up with the Wookies being from a tropical planet? Tropical beings don't have thick coats of fur.

The biggest thing that I didn't like about this movie was that friggin Tarzan yell from the Wookies. So stupid.

Jar Jar did a great job in this movie. ;-)”

“Jar Jar did a great job in this movie. ;-)”
StoveStomper
10:05:17 AM



he didn't die.”

“What's up with the Wookies being from a tropical planet? Tropical beings don't have thick coats of fur.




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“'Cinnamon bun head' in one of the early movies had said she 'only remembered her mother a little'. If the mother died at birth, that isn't possible.

actually, you refer to the conversation in Return of the Jedi. she doesn't say remembers seeing her mother. She said she had memories of her mother and that they were in her thoughts. Remember she is a jedi and jedis have a heightened awareness and sense.”

“Triumph Visits some nerds in line. [clean direct link]”

“Yeah, like I'm gonna click on one of 'Nigal the pornboy's' links now. ;-)”

“OMG! That link is funny! I can't breathe from laughing so much!

(This post was not directed to nobody in particular.)”

“I'm going to get in trouble for sending that link around work.

Everybody is cracking up in their cubes.”

“I love Triumph. He rocks!

Well the movie was pretty good. It's just too bad the acting sucks, cause it really drags the movie down. : ( But I liked it so much better than the other two. It felt more like the original 3.”

“OK, so I just spit out half chewed cheetos all over my keyboard!

That had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Thanks for attaching that Sarge.”

“Somebody above me sent it. That was the funniest thing ever!”

“Did Triumph do a new one or was that the one from the last movie?”

“the last movie”

“link doesn't work”

“just checked it - still works

could be a firewall”

“worked for me. pretty dam funny”

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never have problems with any links
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“OMG! was that a young Boba Fett who handed the light saber back to Obi and then gave the orders to shoot Obi and that dragon thing off the cliff wall?

I think it was.

ps. I'm not a dorky Star Wars guy like you guys but I must admit that was so awesome exterminating the Jedi's.”

“We got a sweet deal at the theatre, considering 11.25 / ticket (online purchase) we deserve it though. We walked in just as the first Sith theatre got filled, so we were directed to the second, empty theatre, got the best seats in the house. The movie was great minus the AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL dialogue. George Lucas couldn't direct a dog to chase his tail.”

“was that a young Boba Fett who handed the light saber back to Obi and then gave the orders to shoot Obi and that dragon thing off the cliff wall?

no, but closely related. boba fett is an identical clone of his father, jango fett, while the stormtrooper clone, like all the other stormtrooper clones, have been genetically altered to be less independent and more subservient, therefore following orders better”

“Saw the movie over the weekend....and...the dialog sucked big binachi balls....what the heck was that?

Effects....yep...lots of CGI...like every other movie you see nowadays....nothing spectacular....yawn....ordinary...

Yoda was cool though...it was a bit funny when he busted into the room and gave a wave of the arm at those frivolous guards at the doorway...

I was laughing my arse off at that General Grievous dude when he busted out with 4 light sabres....the thing looked like an octopus hyped up on crack....that was too funny...

About the only thing this movie proved was to tie all the loose ends together and complete its link to the original episodes....

2.5 outta 5 stars for me....

I dont' know about anyone else...but our theatre must have shown 12 previews....and I only remember 2....Fantastic 4 and War of the Worlds both of which i'll go see....”

“i thought the ending was way too rushed. this is where the emotional oomph of the movie should have been, and it was just glossed over. lucas really needs a ghostwriter”

“For Star Wars movies:

****.5 out of 5

Compared to all other movies:

Agree w/ Stratus ... **.5 out of 5”

“So what do you do if you are inspired by Star Wars? Why you make your very own hillbilly light sabers. How? You take florescent light tubes and fill them with gas and then start swinging! If you just happen to char yourself or your buddy, well, that just makes it more dramatic! The saddest thing is that these dumbasses were 20 and 17 and Brits.

Work safe news vid:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/avdb/ne...c2f_nb_16x9.asx”

“The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.”

“Nitwits.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=37869”

“or you can make one of these.

NSFW!






http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/light/index.html”

“Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.

The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.

[snip]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm”

“Last night, see the movie, I did.

Fantastic!!! The circle of life is now complete.

Bring on the 6 movie Holiday CD colletion.”

“He said he's going to re-release all of them in 3-D.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=george+lucas+star+wars+3-d+-animated
last edited: 5/25/05 2:30:16 PM”

“but, for me, not essential. I'd just like to have the current movies in one deluxe package with hopefully a directors cut, like LOTR, extended versions and just sit and watch in one sitting all the films.”

“Misa coming at you in threesa-deesa!”

“id like to see jar jar blow up in 3d. and the ewoks. even more than jar jar”

“LOL - Yes!

Remember the ewok special on tv? truly pathetic!”

“I finally saw the movie. It tied up the loose ends and was ok.

Episode III, yoda is 900+ years old and looks fairly spry. Obi is about 35 and Luke is a newborn.

Episode IV and V, yoda is 900+ years old and dies. Obi is aobut 70 and Luke is maybe 18. Luke ages 18 and Obi ages 35. Yoda ages 18 of our years which is like 1 second in his time.

The fight scene with Mace Wandu and Palpatine cracked me up. I kept hearing Chappelles voice from the Sam Jackson beer commercials.

Mace: Take that Beeyotch!!!”

“http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544&hl=en#


Watch this and let us know how many minutes you were able to endure. Whoever watches the most wins the prize.”

“I made it thru the introductions of Bea Arthur and Art Carney (almost 3 mins) ...then my head exploded.”

“lol - I promise you it only gets worse!”

“...there's already too much pain and suffering in this world...to subject my psyche to that...”

“i watched almost 4 and 1/2 minutes. then i an heroed”

“Saw that on TV as a kid.
Even then I couldnt sit through it.”

“Same happened to us with the Ewok special. Went to a sleepover with a friend to watch it and we couldn't bare it for long.”

“Went to a sleepover with a friend to watch it and we couldn`t bare it for long.
HighPlainsDrifter
6:31:09 AM
12/07/09

Mom caught you and you had to put your clothes back on, huh?

Did you boys spank each other and have pillow fights?”

“It's all coming back to you, huh?”