Holy Crap! The new Star Wars looks Aweso me!!

“Hmm, looked at the dates and that was impossible. It was this Christmas special that we couldn't watch.

There is a virtual reality scene in this Christmas show where grandpa Chewbacca his "virtual sex" with some new-age singer lady.

They couldn't have made this any worse. It's like nails on a chalkboard.”

“Gotchya, eh Sarge?”

“MY God...so um who is betting on the "Twilight Christmas Special"?”

“shut your mouth, xl. you may have just caused it to happen”

“2:45, after seeing his father "itchy" and his son "lumpy" I had to stop. I can't believe this was real.”

“When does Harvey Korman show up?

This is epically bad.”

“patience - he will show up and you will be asking "why? why? why? why?"

jar-jar ain't look'n so bad now”

“crash...LOL. sorry”

“jar jar- meesa theenk not so vewwy bad compared to

midichlorians?

f you g lucas

f you”

“I saw the most recent Star Trek movie last night and really enjoyed it”

“bump for those that missed it


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544&hl=en#”

“You know, the included commercials are worse than the actual movie. Ah heck, the whole thing is cringe-worthy.”

“-1000 Intarboobs to you sirrah,”

“by the way - watch the video above

prepare to laugh your (explicative) off

1 of 7”

“that guy has an annoying voice, but everthing he says is so fraking true!

"monotone"

dead-on”

“i think he's in character”

“yea, the vox is probably an act

anyways, i hope he sends me some pizza rolls”

“first contact analysis is good too”

“what is wrong with your face?”

“Ok nerds ...

What do you think? I am undecided on this.

Does a director, who creates a phenomena such as Star Wars, have an obligation to stick to the formula and cater to the fanbase?

From a historical perspective, I'm wondering if George Lucas ruined something that he created, yet was more than him.”

“he doesnt have to cater to the fanbase, but he does have an obligation to make something that is not a complete fvcking hot mess. he does have an obligation to create characters i give two shts about and a storyline that is coherent and engaging. sure as hell didnt get that from the prequels”

“good point - agreed - I appreciate how you differentiate between catering to the fanbase and making something that we care about”

“one thing that guy from your video mentions is that we dont know who the hell the main character of the phantom menace is. is it anakin? he doesnt appear until 45 minutes into the movie.

now, one can argue that you shouldnt look at just the phantom menace, but all 3 prequels as 1 storyline. then it becomes clear that anakin is the main character. ok, fine. but give me a character i want to root for, not hate. anakin is such a whiny, spoiled sht. the acting from all parties involved throughout the whole trilogy has been so wooden. there have been zero moments that make me care that by the time obi-wan leaves anakin for dead, im thinking "good. it's about time"

thats no way to create a story. if your main character is going to be a tragic character, then you should care about him immensely, not be relieved at his death.”

“my synopsis of why the prequels flopped (throw in there EP 6 too), is that originally Star Wars was a movie that made adults feel like they were 5 again. The films that followed were written FOR 5 year olds. I think that's where Lucas dropped the ball, he failed to recognize the distinction.

Did he do a good job of writing for 5 year olds? As the dude points out, no. But that was obviously his intent.”

“yea, because stories about tax disputes and trade blockades where the main character kills children is such a good children's story”

“do you like angelina jolie?...........

omfg that was hilarious”

“have you seen the red letter media reviews of the first 2 prequels? spot-on and f'ing highlarryus”

“oh yea. you posted the link for the first one. well, have you seen the review for the second one?”

“Geek weenie roaster.

”

“Nigal, link to buy!!??”

“The company that made them doesn't list it on their site anymore.

roastmyweenie.com”

“Yup - I couldn't find them anywhere.

I guess George Lucas wanted a cut.”

“Great kid! Don't get weinery.”

“LOL...Just wrong...thanks”

“

Post-It note showing all of Chewbacca's dialogue from Star Wars”

“any of my fellow geeks going out this weekend to see the re-release in 3D?...i'm taking my 5 yo son”

“Oh, heck no...”

“going to have to take my son!”

“Doesn't that qualify as child abuse?”

“HA! It totally does ;P

And why do they have to make EVERYTHING 3D? Especially for little kids' movies...they never want to wear the glasses for the whole time.”

“We are going on Tuesday, my six year old is a huge star wars fan”