Hey Phaedrus!

“You've got Mail.

Sincerely,

A Troll”

“this reminds me of when we first got email and would call our friends to say "I just sent you some email!!!!!!!!"”

“Let's all send e-mail to Phaedrus!!”

“I sent emails to Phaedrus. He does not respond”

“then call him and tell him to check his email.....”

“sigh... he's too busy to check.”

“Hang on, dammit.

Impatient people, jeez.”

“Oh, for crissake, Bacpac will you please give that up already? It's lame as hell.”

“I have been waiting for 8 months.

Don't hold your breath.”

“lol that you think I'm Bacpac”

“It is email, not rocket science.”

“Dang, you two are draggin' it onto another thread.”

“Cue the Jeopardy theme song...”

“why dont I get e-mails :(

Bacpac I love you!!! :D”

“Phaedrus does not reply to email.”

“More jeopardy music...”

“pheady just answer it so we dont have to hear this dude whinning all night. I'm this close to actually putting backpack on ignore lol”

“Bacpac, I don't want to chat on yahoo messenger with you. Go find something to do. It's saturday. Go troll the park.”

“He's impersonating Twinkle Toes in email, BTW. It's the saddest thing I've ever seen.”

“maybe he ran out of small children to scare?”

“How stupid is Phaedrus?

How long before he blames me for 9/11?”

“dude 9/11 is nothing to joke about. Not cool :(”

“You're like 55 years old. Shouldn't you have at least a small amount of dignity somewhere?”

“Phaedrus, why do you acuse me of impersonating people? You are a nut job.
last edited: 11/06/04 6:04:57 PM”

“Right. I'll just go ahead and forward this email to twinkle toes' real email address and see if she's not really the one who sent it.

Pfft.”

“how do I pause this? I want to pop some corn :)”

“Bacpac puts it on pause by drinking half a bottle of Jim Beam.”

“Your paranoia is out of control. Get some help.

You refused to reply to my email and I accept your cowardly, non-response. I am not a stalker.

If twinks is sending you emails don't blame me.”

“Mr beam is way to strong for me lol”

“1.If you sent me an email I didn't reply to, it was because I didn't get the email. You might try sending it while sober next time.

2.Quit impersonating twinkle toes or she'll sic goretexx on you.”

“I sent the email. You chickened out.

I don't know what twinks is sending you.”

“hard core porn?”

““I sent the email. You chickened out.

I don't know what twinks is sending you.”
bbw
4:18:36 PM
11/06/04

What are you talking about? Las Vegas? I answered you publicly.

And you should stop impersonating women in general. It's bad for your integrity.”

“hard boiled eggs?”

“I see you making lots of public denials.”

“So you will be going home soon and spending the rest of the evening with your wife.

Yeah, Right :-o”

“I see you grasping at any straw possible.

Plenty of people on this board have met me, know what I'm about and how I deal with people. People can see what you are through your two-faced posts and lying bigotry, but no one that I'm aware of has ever met you in person. I'm not worried about your effect on me in public - or for that matter at all.

Time to grow up already, old man.”

“I'm pretty amused you're so interested in my marriage. Enjoy your DVD girlfriend tonight!”

“Enjoy your man.”

“Why does your wife never post? You spend a lot of time online. Doesn't you wife get curious?

You have posted for years. Why no mention of your wife? Why no posts from you wife?”

“If that were the case, I'd happily rub your homophobic face in it. But as it stands, I'll just have to be content knowing you're a lonely bitter old bag of fat.”

“If you are married, why do you spend so much time posting here?

Why do you call me a bag of fat?

You have issues and I want to get my fat ass right in the middle of them.”

“My wife has posted. That's about all you need to know.

Last year, a number of people were in touch with her both on this board and by phone when there was some concern that Hikerchick, Trailbum and I weren't at the campsite Mtnsteve expected us at on time.

Anyway, you're free to continue implying that my marriage is weak, or something. Anyone who knows us will laugh their ass off at you.”

“Why don't I ever see you signed up for anything on the trip page?”

“As for why I spend so much time posting here, take a look at my posting habits closely. You'll see that thursdays fridays and saturdays are really the big days for me. Those are the days I'm at work. Trailtalk keeps my mind occupied when I'm doing boring stuff as I am today.”

“Do I not need to know that your wife may not be a woman?”

“Hey, you don't need to defend yourself with me.

Faggot.”

“Phaedy, being homosexual trapped in a loveless marriage is not a crime.

...but it should be.”

“I'd be proud enough to have that moniker coming from you.

My wife is beyond a hick alcoholic moron's reproach, and I have no need to defend her from one.

As for not seeing me signed up for anything, it might be because you're not looking.”

“So maybe your wife has the courage to email me. You aren't kidding anyone with your inexhaustable time to research TT and your fairy tale marriage.

Your fairy tail marriage is more like it.”