SWELL - Join If You're Worthy

“Smelly Wankers Enjoying Life a Little.

JOIN US!! We'll take anyone. We talk about those things your mother never let you say around the kitchen table.

And we just can't keep our T-shirts in stock!!















(LMFAO! I haven't had this much fun in days!!)”

“me neither! =D

can I be a member? I'll post about my drool and TP shortages if I have to...”

“For a moment I thought you were expecting!”

“I don't want to join a club that would have me as a member! My standards are high!”

“really SS? why don't you let us decide that - show us a full pic of you in dem der tights...

then we can check out your "standards"

;)
last edited: 11/08/04 8:14:46 AM”

“LOL!!!!! Twig... that was funny.
but I'm not sure if we WANT to see SS in tights... LOL


.... or do we????”

“well, i for one DON'T want to see stove boy in his tights!”

“Oh boy, so many clubs to choose from!”

“OOh..SS..nice gams...”

“Now I know why Ray Charles declined cornea transplants;.)”

“OK, we've seen enough of those legs. *rolling eyes*









HEY, we want to see more! Where is the moon shot?? We're SWELL. We LIKE stuff like that. :-)”

“yeah - we like "nonsense" stuff like that!

show!”

“Show me yours and I'll show y'all mine.
last edited: 11/08/04 9:02:09 AM”

“so, do you shave your legs before you put on the tights, Stovey? or just sorta let the hairs poke through? i'm trying to get a good picture in my mind...”

“HEY, know what other threads are cool to post on around here, besides hiking threads? birthday threads! just sayin'...
:-D”

“Happy Birthday, lyra!!!!

Hey, where's the rest of the body?

Put a skirt on that dud!!

....I mean, dude
last edited: 11/08/04 9:21:33 AM”

“lyra - I let the leg hairs roam free! ;-)”

“I like sex and babe threads, as long as they are classy and respectful..........and people don't post too much on them.


As for "smelly wankers", since this is an action, then a smell must be produced.

Therefor/ergo/sum "smelly wanker" is redundent and "nonsmelly wanker" is an oxymoron.”

“Bearmagnet, get your mind IN the gutter and quit the supposedly intelligent talk. LOL! (we think it *might* be intelligent, but WE DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH!)

I mean, do you want to be SWELL or not???!? :-)”

“SS-- nice legs.

what's with the Crystal Light?!”

“Hell Yeah I want to be SWELL and I think I'm SWELLING now!”

“GREAT!! This is the kind of stuff we like! (just make sure it's not confused with a response to Stovestomper's gams! *Not that there's anything wrong with that!)”

“I feel so 'dirty' now.”

“LOL-- you're the one putting out your "dirty" legs for the world to see... LOL”

“bearmagnet, isn't time for our weekly sex education thread? don't let that elitist group of actual hikers stop you, SWELL will approve it...

I'm listening...”

“oh yeah SS, you love it!”

“It thought this was SWELL as in "groovy"... LOL”

“or "da bomb"”

“I do have a question/complaint for the ladies.......should I start a thread?

;)”

“Try it! We would *most likely* think it's SWELL! :-)”

“Here's a potential thread: What's more fun, degenerating a thread, hijacking one, or starting a counter thread?”

“Bearmagnet and Snake Eyes, I believe you both have approval from SWELL to start those threads...”

“EBANOTT! EBANOTT! EBANOTT!


artex 2008!!!!!!!”

“thread has been posted.”

“shhhhhh!!!!! (whispering) We've been infiltrated by baume 66. If he wants Artex to win anything, he must teach him not to use words like "elitist" in attracting the general public.”

“what do you mean? it worked for W.”

“It left a huge chasm split in this country. Anyway, I think Dubya screwed up and said "Illegalist" (not "elitist") and the while Hispanic vote went his way.

LOL!

But us?? We're SWELL. Which is more fun?? SWELL or EBANOTT?

How are you?
1. I am an EBANOTT
2. I'm SWELL

I think the answer is clear. ;-)”

“Anyway, I think Dubya screwed up and said "Illegalist" (not "elitist") and the while Hispanic vote went his way.

LMAO!

btw, I think we should rename them EBA-sNOTT...”

“LMAO @ Lizs. i bet you're right, all the people who speak Mexican as a native language prolly voted for him.”

“hey there, can I be a member?”

“I think Matt has a vendetta against SWELL. ;)”

“No, just you, BM. ;-)”

“Anyway, I think Dubya screwed up and said "Illegalist" (not "elitist") and the while Hispanic vote went his way.

haha. good one.

artex 2008!!!!!!”

“Lizs is preggers now?”

“LMAO @ Lizs. i bet you're right, all the people who speak Mexican as a native language prolly voted for him.”
lyra
10:54:29 AM


i bet all the people who speak american voted for him too.”

“Oops, wrong-o!

But you're still SWELL, sacco, and we love you for it. :-)”

“I believe, following todays events, I deserve a position of authority in this organization.

Thank you and goodnight.”

“OK, I'm swollen. Now what?”

“you can be our ass, Mr Magnet...
(as in ASSistant, LOL)”