lanning Trip :) Need ur help!

“Hey all you beautiful backpacking people!
I am from LA and am planning a sweet backpacking trip w/ some of my crew around the cali area. West coast y'all! :) Anyways... I was just kinda wondering if any of you peeps know any sweet spots to camp out and y'know... kick it wilderness style. I need to find a place with outlets for hair dryer, CD player, etc. And no bad weather or wild animals, y'all! I want to rough it, but I'm no bum :) The perfect spot would be about 15-20 minutes away from a metropolitan area w/ mall and movie theater, because let's face it you guys... nature is interesting, but it can super boring super quick, u know what I mean. Anyways, if you gots some ideas, hit me up on the trail talk, yo.
Peace, love and harmony :)
BeachGirl 69 (Hee hee. Totally jk, omg)”

“hey, can i get some help here!”

“Lan your trip carefully!”

“hey guys, are you like getting stoned in the woods or something, i mean come on, me and the girls are leaving this weekend, and we need to start planning”

“LOL.. come on now.. why should we think you are for real.

LOL.. 'sides.. you want WEST coast information.. it's still early on the west coast!

;)”

“Don't forget BOB and extra D cells. A video would be appreciated upon your return. Take a generator and dvd/tv, some porn and you won't need the theater!
Have a good old time and be sure to post a trip report.”

“You need to post a picture of yourself before we can help you.

Club rules.”

“who is this? Madonna? Oh no, I got it.... what's her name... hmm... the blond chick... dang... I forgot her name. Oh, Anna Nicole!!

That's it. It must be her.”

“The funny thing about lanning a trip...It makes more sense with a more prolific use of the letter p.”

“This guy actually sent me an email castigating me for trying to "out" a troll.

Yikes, there are strange things out there!”

“Who?”

“kettlerb”

“Bizarre.”

“TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show us some pix please... LOL!!

On a more serious note--Peeps are best served in an Easter basket with chocolate bunnies...”

“ya post sum pix!”

“Hey guys,
I've been reading over the responses to my backpacking question. Thanks to all of you who answered seriously. And to the people who wanted me to "post pix"... thanks a #&%!$ing lot. It seems like I can't go anywhere without some pervy guys trying to see what I look like. Sorry for thinking that I could go to a backpacking site and not get hit on. I'm thinking about filing some kind of sexual harrasment suit against the site. You guys are all #&%!$s. And by the way, any loser on this site could never get with this! By the way, Zachg, I expected more from you. Gawd
-Beachgirl”

“WHOA! This is scary!”

“so does that mean you're gonna show me some pix?”

“This is getting better all the time.

The "KettlerB" who sent me the email was DEFINITELY a male person, at least if you believe that: a male name = a male person! Anyway, it will be fun to see how this all turns out...”

“lets see the goods!”

“Call it a newbie hazing. No one means any harm. This is a pretty tight knit community, and if you are a Real hiker/Backpacker, the people here would bend over backwards to help you.
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“thanx backslacker, but it seems to me that everyone wants me to bend over backwards for them if you know what i mean. And by the way, Wanderer, you ass#&%!$, the name is Briane. It's french, but you've never been out of the country. I hate this stupid site.”

“Troll!!!”

“OK, I've about had it trying to defend / prove that I'm who I am. I feel like I'm in that situation where someone says: so...when did you stop wearing your wife's panties?"

HERE, KettlerB, or zach, or whoever the he!! you are, this is a screen capture from the email I recieved feom YOU, and now YOU'RE accusing me of being an a$$hole because I actually READ the Fu#$&#% email that was sent to me!

Brian Klein Kettler

Notice, it DOESN'T say Briane, it says BRIAN!!! SO LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE THE NEWBIE HERE, NOT ANYONE ELSE!
last edited: 11/09/04 6:08:49 PM”

“Right On. Tell it. Amen.

"Wanderer, u iz d'bomb." (Oops can't be saying that. OK, whatever.)

I really don't care you are, Briane. Or Brian, or whatever. This ain't a bad place, but if you want to insist it is, heh.. you know the way out?

"Sorry for thinking that I could go to a backpacking site and not get hit on. I'm thinking about filing some kind of sexual harrasment suit against the site."

Sounds like fuego to me. Around these parts, we don't care much for fuego, unless you be wanting to start a fight, right off?



(LOL... where's my SecretDisorder login when I need it!)
last edited: 11/09/04 8:57:50 PM”

“Brisque, I'm with ya' on this one. I tried to hike with some of these people and they all had on wool socks! oh, my, god! Like, total fashion emergency!

P.S. There wasn't even any toilets in the woods! Can you imagine! I had to, like, dig a hole! Gag me with a spoon, never again!”

“One last message:
#&%!$ you guys
I have a question for wanderer:
Have you ever talked to a girl? Trail talk doesn't count
Ha Ha #&%!$ you silent J and Town Dawg! You can all eat a dick”

“do you guys accept me now? I was just trying to poke a little fun, what do ya think? give me a shot, come on...do it”

“Would that be your dick I'm supposed to eat, Brian?”