Treebeard's Underground Railroad to ride again

“get ready”

“haha we have her on hold, here she goes!!!!”

“I'm pure sweatin...stage fright I guess..LOL”

“hah you were great!!!
we will get a copy of the show out to you so you can here yourself. ok? can you email me your addy?”

“Thanks, carlette!!! That was great!!!”

“I sent an email to ya. That was FUN in a scary kinda way.

for a minute I pure felt like Hannah Montana.”

“LOL

so now we want someone else to call?

subject: where were you when you heard that John Lennon died?”

“
She's bad
She's nationwide

”

“tilt request a song?”

“Tilt its your turn!!!


and yes I just called my mama to tell her I was on a NY broadcast. I'll be on the front page of the local paper next Monday..which isn't saying much considering my hometown paper is 4 pages max but hey what can you do.
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“Tilt will be a pansey if he doesn't call!!!

Peer Pressure”

“please, not only is he a pansey, he is lame!
I just learned he has no high speed internet.
WTF? you got a little mouse running your computer?”

“WHHHHAT!! please don't tell me dial up? oh hell you can forget him calling in. no doubt Tilt's got one of those phones like on little house on the praire you gotta crank....”

“no phone on the praire. haha I remeber when the Waltons got one.”

“oh yeah you're right it was the Waltons. That whole Praire-thon mentioned in another thread had me getting my shows confused..LOL”

“sureeeee keep that happy thought”

“IM the railroad at
hgrnj”

“LOL........ YES, it's true.  Here on the desk before me sits this anti-god device with 4 GBs of RAM, 2.33 GHz dual processors and 500 GB of disk space...... hooked to the 'Net at 48 KILObits per second.  It's a travesty.”

“well i have no idea what the hell all that means, but it does sound ancient”

“Maple I think rather than that pinball machine mentioned on air for tilt...I'm taking up a collection for the boy to get upgraded..Good LAWD Tilt.”

“tilt on the internet!


”

“there are little children in the African bush that have better systems. This is distressing.
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“
P.S.
My ankle sprain is fully healed but I'm not really into horticulture,       < WINK >”

“you lost me tilt,
bush = horticulture
ankle sprain = hamster wheel?”

“i couldn't wrap around that one either...figured it was just me.”

“Hey, it's only a few months old..... the only thing slow is the connection!   It's like having a Lamborghini sitting in the driveway up on blocks,     LOL


(better check that hamster for ducttape ----- !)”

“wait you bought the pc with dial up on purpose?

your not right in the head or your poor. not that there in anything wronge with either one.”

“its a shame you don't have a home owners association to make you clean the place up!!!!”

“Condo Assoc. has very sharp teeth, LMAO

I stay on their good side!”

“stay on their good side!”
Tilt
4:51:20 PM
12/08/07


why you let them use the Lamborghini as a sleigh?”

“LMAO!!!! good one maple. mix that with Hee Haw and I somehow now have visions of a red Lamborghini being hooked up to 8 blood hounds...LMAO”

“haha we need a pic tilt in the drivers seat as santa!”

“I was saying.... I was lame for a while, but the ankle is all healed, now.....

The Lamborghini pulled by bloodhounds would probably be okay if they were Flying Bloodhounds. ”

“GNM, is this the pic that came to you when you thought of Tilt as santa?







or am i alone on this?”

“HA!!!”

“so your naughty and nice?

thats hot and sexy!”

“"Dead Santa" is a real crowd pleaser!”

“tilt killed santa you bastard!!

”

“December 8, 2007
I miss you, John. 27 years later, I still wish I could turn back the clock to the Summer of 1980. I remember everything - sharing our morning coffee, walking in the park together on a beautiful day, and seeing your hand stretched to mine - holding it, reassuring me that I shouldn't worry about anything because our life was good.

I had no idea that life was about to teach me the toughest lesson of all. I learned the intense pain of losing a loved one suddenly, without warning, and without having the time for a final hug and the chance to say, "I love you," for the last time. The pain and shock of that sudden loss is with me every moment of every day. When I touched John's side of our bed on the night of December 8th, 1980, I realized that it was still warm. That moment has haunted me for the past 27 years - and will stay with me forever.

Even harder for me is watching what was taken away from our beautiful boy, Sean.
He lives in silent anger over not having his Dad, whom he loved so much, around to share his life with. I know we are not alone. Our pain is one shared by many other families who are suffering as the victims of senseless violence. This pain has to stop.

Let's not waste the lives of those we have lost. Let's, together, make the world a place of love and joy and not a place of fear and anger. This day of John's passing has become more and more important for so many people around the world as the day to remember his message of Peace and Love and to do what each of us can to work on healing this planet we cherish.

Let's: Think Peace, Act Peace, and Spread Peace. John worked for it all his life.
He said, "there's no problem, only solutions." Remember, we are all together.
We can do it, we must. I love you!

Yoko Ono Lennon”

“tilt aka santa giving you crack?


will that man stop at nothing?”

“actually went and got mexican....uggggg...I bustin open.”

“You mean.... Satan Claus?


Thanks for posting that letter, Maple.”

“OMG I love the dead Santa costume! That's me next year!


You little rugrats had some fun today from the looks of it.”

“you soo missed it all.

what did we learn today?”

“TrailTalk Addixion iz a Turrible Thang.


'Dead Santa' Hints ----

For this exploit (and many others) I use one of those thin foam rubber masks they started coming out with a while ago (15+ years already?).  The kind I got, you have to paint up a little, either with the creme makeup that comes with it or acrylic that will bend without cracking (white, red, black, touch of green....).  

If you or someone you know is handy with an airbrush, so much the better.

Then you can cut the jaw from the top of the mask and trim as needed.   If you're going to have your entire face exposed for some other dead character you adhere both pieces to your face with spirit gum.

They're great --- you can talk, drink, whatever with them on.  Also, it's a great all-purpose gag because inevitably Somebody famous will die the week before Halloween.   Always.  Just adjust the wardrobe accordingly.

But for Santa, there's nothing to it.   Just put some black creme makeup around your eyes, hit it with some powder so it will 'set' and put the top part of the mask on your face without the spirit gum.  The Santa whiskers and hat will hold it in place.

Here in the Sunny South where it's 75 degrees on Halloween night we have to stick blue ice packs in our hats and underwear so we don't melt..... but it's Great for the more recent trend of girls wearing less and less on Halloween, so No Complaints Here.

(But if I knew I was going to do it over and over I would've just Bought a freakin' Santa suit!)”

“Tilt you are sooo right

Vincent Price — Died: October 25, 1993, aged 82 Los Angeles, California


right around the same time as Frank Zappa”

“Zappa Dec 4th”