Man Arrested After Spanking Two Female E mployees

“Bill O'Reilly strikes again!”

“If anyone would understand it, I figured it would be you, Mr. Wearing Roller Skates and no pants (call me a pull toy). ;-)”

“spanking is fun not that I know anything about it”

“>8-O

**I** give personal approval on spankings!!

sheesh!!

(SWELL approved)”

“That will be the day a man spanks me!!!!”

“(Random thoughts to provoke discussion.)

Did he spank the 19yo boys that worked there, too, after they signed his spanking clause ?

After bending them over his knee, did he lift their skirts and drop their drawers so he could leave angry red hand prints? ("Ladies" don't wear pants, do they?) :)

Would anyone have complained if this guy was Brad Pitt or whomever instead of a 57yo non-complaint-generating "good Christian"? (Thus lessening the "ew!" factor.)

Would it have been any less sexual if he had used a paddle instead of his hand?

Was this guy a former vice principal somewhere? Maybe he was just feeling nostalgic and trying to introduce a new generation to the corporal punishment older generations accepted without hesitation. (Usually the spanking at school paled to the one you got at home when your parents found out!)

Maybe he should have punished his employees the "right" way -- by making each offender an outcast amonst her co-workers, where they could ostracize, humiliate, and aggrevate her non-stop in the workplace, until she finally quit just short of a nervous breakdown, and she would carry emotional scars for the rest of her life. Yeah, missy, that'll teach ya not to forget the banana next time! :)

At least this guy's learned his lesson. If he wants to spank some naughty young girls, it'll cost him a lot less than $2k at his local titty bar!”

“I think the whole spanking thing is a control/dominance thing. I don't understand the pain trip either. My wife once told me, "I want you to give me 8" and make it hurt!", so I screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.



























[thanks to Andrew Dice Clay]”