Oh No!!!!! A Unibrow!!!!!

“I was disturbed to notice after washing my hands in the restroom this afternoon to notice that my eyebrows looked a little closer together then normal. Upon further inspection it looks like there are several budding hairs sprouting between the ole browse. Could my eyebrows be attempting to join into a single unit? I find this disturbing. Is this a trait that happens when you hit your late 20's?”

“Better check your ears.”

“huh?”

“OMG! Just pluck it!

Take an ice cube, numb up the area, and start pulling! It's not hard. You'll survive. I promise :)”

“Hair grows wild as one ages. ;-)”

“Post a picture!”

“Real men pluck their unibrow hairs without any anesthesia.”

“My pappy allus told me that it takes a man to have hair on his chest, but a better man to keep it wore off.”

“Wait.

I always thought DeoreDX was a chick.”

“Well, then she would know all about plucking eyebrow hairs.”

“And if he's a real man, he'd figure out a way to wear it off. So what's that leave?”

“It's the ear and back hair you have to really watch out for!”

“Easy treebait, ... just take down the mirrors.”

“Uh HUH, Geo!”

“My wife has compared my ears to pig's ears.

1) I can't see them.

2) She's the dope who married me.”

“Back carpet is great.”

“dayhiker likes 'em hairy?”

“DDX, just buy a couple more pairs of shoes, that'll help you forget about the uni-B.(I recommend waxing)

This thread title 'bout had me rolling on the floor. "unibrow" was quite the topic of my twins and their peers, when in middle school, even the boys were getting paranoid about the whole thing”

“I say let it grow. My only goal in life is to look like the yeti on the pop-tarts commercials.”

“If you're going to tweeze, do it after a hot shower when your pores are open.

As with most activities discussed on this board, always use high quality gear. Use good tweezers. It makes all the difference in the world.”

“ruby called you a chick...so did a few others..LMAO..dude...you and miss opie could have shared skirts on the sipsey trip...bwahahaha...can't be all bad...you can't pluck em till auburn loses or wins the National Championship...lol”

“I think DX is a guy. I haven't seen u around though Ruby. Doing anything after Thanksgiving? I'm hitting the trail but I haven't decided if its Zaleski or RRG.”

“Hey there Silent J!

We should plan another trip and play another rousing game of Pranks to Pull On Car Campers. I might be talked into going on a trip to either of those places.


And BTW, I know DDX is a guy. DDX, you studley, manly man, you. And with the best shoe sense I've seen in a man in a long time.”

“As soon as my brothers get back to me I'll send you an invite. It's short notice but I've made a habit of getting out that weekend. It sure beats sitting around the house watching my arse grow.”

“Listen to Ruby... she's as smart a dame as I've ever seen ;)”

“Why thank you, DDX.

Silent J, sounds good. I will try to have that weekend free. It would be good to get out. But I'm going to have to go boot shopping before then to try my luck on a third pair. (Did someone say shoe shopping?)”

“Go with shoes if your ankles can take it Ruby. Much easier on the heels.”

“Good idea, Sass. I am seriously considering that. Trail runners I think. When I return my boots to REI, even after buying trail runners, I think I will have a credit. Hmmmmm, perhaps I will do a little Christmas shopping for myself.”

“=) Have fun!”