Bring Back Laqtis

“just figured he might as well get his own thread.”

“I've been missing his mis-spelled posts.....”

“smiley, do you think Ice Tea could have been one of his trolls???”

“Ice tea is a real person and Q doesn't want to be here, so why drag him back? The man has school and family and moving to Cananda to attend to!”

“Sass, I started this thread as a joke since Q was getting left out on the bring back Dunadan thread. I didn't want him to get a complex ;)”

“Let's just talk about him while he's not here. :)”

“go for it Smiley, what good stuff can you spread about him”

“Even though I have an intense dislike for Q I refuse to talk about him unkindly when he's not here and I'd actually defende him if anyone else does so. And I actually wish him well and hope he finds happiness in his decisions. LOL! Dunadan though, that's another story all together. He was the foremost spreader of Haiku which voids any pretense of respect so we can tear him apart at will! LOL!”

“Even though I have an intense dislike for Q I refuse to talk about him unkindly when he's not here and I'd actually defende him if anyone else does so.
Nigal
8:13:27 AM
11/12/04

ok, that's it the world is coming to an end. Nigal defending laqtis, what other miracles will i see today. maybe the ebanott thread can have some of this goodness placed on it...lol”

“Bashing someone behind their back is the height of cowardness IMHO.”

“Nigal, no one was bashing laqtis. I hope that isn't what you thinking.”

“Oh no, I know that. Well, except for maybe Smiley. She's evil ya know? :)”

“Smiley can cast an evil smile on me anytime she wants..she is such a hottie =)”

“That would be her Succubus charm Ewker! LOL!”

“Hey! Quit talking about me behind my back!!

Ewker, I keep tellin' ya, I'm taken. ;)”

“nigal, do you like anybody that votes democrat?”

“I was in a carpool once where we only had three rules. Rule number one was that whoever didn't show up on any given day was immediately the topic. Rule number two was that you couldn't say anything good about them and number three was that it couldn't be true.

We all had more fun with riding along in the morning or evening, trying to create the most outlandish lies possible about the missing individual. No one took it serious and the fun was doubled when we were able to tell the missing member what exactly was said about him during the next ride.

Trash 'em all I say!”

“Smiley, I am in no hurry. I will wait for ya ;)”

“oooo, that sounds like harmless fun Snake eyes!”

“Laqtis is moving to Canada?”

“LOL Ewker!

OK, so who's got a good lie about Q? I"m not a good liar, so y'all are gonna have to get this going. :)”

“He's moving in with Gremlin and will be his Snow Beeyatch (this is extra fun since I'd not recognize either one if they were stomping on my head).”

“Well, at one point he did say he was moving to Canada if GW won the election. He might havbe been joking though. ;)”

“Well, he does like beer, and Canada has good beer, so I think he'll like Canada a lot.”

“seems a few people are actually doing that.

I made it thru Bushies first 4 yrs, hopefully I can make it thru the next 4.”

“I hear he likes the Canadian strippers better too. And he especially enjoys the pay by the liter gas stations. =)”

“But what about his wife? What's in it for her? She's turned on by those Canadian accents, isn't she?”

“She's in it for the health care.”

“no I heard she like the Canadian Mounties in their red outfits. I bet Q gets one for Xmas”

“Stop - STOP!

You're all turning me on!

Teases!

I'm going to bump up my Theory thread in case there are still some poor fools who want to move here for the politicians.”

“LOL! Poor Q is missing all this fun. Probably up to his eyebrows in cardboard boxes.”

“Is there more opportunity for backpacking in Canada? I'm thinking less population density, but I'm not sure about the trail systems there.”

“Oh there's good hiking up there.”

““nigal, do you like anybody that votes democrat?”

Crash Bang
8:40:51 AM
11/12/04

Of course I do. Some of my best friends are democrats. My own mother who raised me from a hatchling is a stark raving liberal. It might surprise you though to know that I don't talk politics much away from the old keyboard. My democrat friends and family know to keep their opinions to themselves around me. Maybe you should too...”

“and good fishing, lonely Canadian women to...hmmmmm maybe I...nevermind”

“I'm still waiting for all the Hollywood left to follow through with their promises to leave. An America without Alek Baldwin would be a happy place indeed! :)”

“Could it be possible that he's moving to Canada to re-connect with his illegitimate children there? I heard he went to the stip clubs in Windsor with Buddha Bear once, and got a couple of the strippers pregnant.”

“That's just what he wants you to believe.

Actually, he got Buddha Bear pregnant.”

“Well, then I can't blame him for moving to Canada!!”

“A man is supposed to run away from his illegitimate children, not toward them. Once he gets well into his declining years, he looks them up so they can take care of him.”

“Hey Nigal how bout
A nice steaming cup of words
Haiku pie tastes nice

man in denial
wants to be a welfare queen
Nigal, democrat

Hatched he says in jest
truth might be more fantastic
raised by liberals”

“Dunadan, missing
Let the haiku torture start
Hear Nigal, free, scream”

“Wow, a "Thriku!"”

“Bitpusher's eyes gleam
O, the threads groan with haiku
hijack another!”

“Evilly laughing
I craft my haiku torture
Muuwahahaha”

“Hey! This thread is about Q, not Nigal OR Haiku!!!!”

“Naive smiley girl
when the nigal terror comes
all threads are haiku!”

“The Nigal Terror!”

“LITTLEVILLE, Ala. -- A Michigan man has been charged with indecent exposure after police found him standing naked in a cornfield near twin Pines Country Club.

Littleville Police Chief William Nale said the man was picking corn and eating it raw when officers arrested him Monday morning.

Nale said "he was as naked as the day he was born."

The suspect, whose name was withheld, told authorities he was a homeless drifter following the railroad tracks to south Alabama because he wanted to see the house where the fictional character "Forrest Gump" lived.

Nale said the man was taken to a local facility for a mental evaluation.

http://www.nbc13.com/news/4771342/detail.html#bubbagump”

“Littleville was the nearest "wet" town to where I grew up. Lots of friends made the drive there for beer. Hadn't heard that town name in forever.”