I find it interesting....really...I do.. .

““I have a friend who's behavior made me look at myself more closely.
>eek!<“

One of my favorite Tters to hike with is Wolfsister. I can’t really put my finger on it or explain it with words but she has this natural aura that has a way of making you think. She’s never intentional or anything but her very nature and kindness always leave me at the end of the hike wanting to be a better person. AHHH! This is just coming out all stupid! LOL!”

“No Nigal, you nailed it exactly. She is just like that. Wisdom and kindness personified.”

“I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever
last night and was in line
to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care
ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it
works is to load your
pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally
complete so I was going
to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now
enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in
the
hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car
hit
me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door."




gottcha :)”

“Old joke, Mapes.
...but thanks anyway.”

“GOD THAT IS OLD...BUT STILL GOOD>.....”

“old?

not my fault that your both are old farts!”

“I
like
the
way
you
structure
your
sentences.
Almost
haiku-
like.”

“LOL it was from an email. i just copied and pasted it.”

“LOL..>Old Fart??? I prefer aged methane eruption...LOL...thanks I followed thread protocol and plagarized it and sent it on.”

“your all nuts!”

“MM...lol I want to thank you for the story, I pulled it at a lunch meeting...LOL one of the senior guys snorted tea when I hit the punchline.”

“Absolutely. We men have a simple creed: If I can't have sex with it, fight it, or consume it, it doesn't matter.”

“It's kinda like my dogs - they either eat it, roll in it, or pee on it.”

“You say this like its a Bad thing? (LOL)”