thank a runner that you're human

“Interesting artcilehttp://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=570&e=5&u=/nm/science_running_dc”

“So, it's the runners fault life sucks?”

“I dont think walking upright and not eating bugs picked outta someone elses hair to be a sucky life but to each his own...”

“Hey, ignorance was bliss. While we had it. Then somebody decided to take up jogging in the morning and screwed it up for all us couch potatoes. Now I actually have to think about things and stuff.”

“"Big buttocks are also important"

cue up rear shot of flojo

im cyber-retarded, or id do it myself”

“LOL silentJ!

I still live in ignorant bliss, I just happen to run too.”

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Be nice, she is dead.”

“Yep, runners butts got big, thinkers brains got big,we invented the wheel and stopped running.”

“that was interesting.......well, gotta run...”

“I've been known to take the dog out for a run. I love it because I seem to totally escape into what I like to think as a trauma induced meditation. Then the ambulance comes and revives me.”

“Does that mean that those Kenyans that keep winning the NYC marathon are an advanced life form?? :)”

“Yes!”

“treebeard, yes it does lol. They are legs and a respiratory system.”