Lyra, do you know where you monkeys are?

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They primarily eat ants and termites. If needed, they can also eat honey, eggs, birds, flowers, tubers, fruits, grains and meat.
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“That's a smart eater!”

“LOL...I guess it proves that "A tiger is a tiger, A bear is a Bear"”

“LOL....What ever you do, don't go talking to them chimps out there...they are Dam^ liars.”

“Lyra is just like that.”

“thats pretty funny. and true!”

“Ev'rybody's Got Somethin' To Hide, 'Cept For Lyra An' Her Monkey...

Hey --




(Steve's Beatles Page)”

“Warning: may not be appropriate for work: lyra's monkey?”

“You're just jealous! :-D”

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Many more: http://jolita.livejournal.com/514772.html”

“Now that is a big pile of monkeys! Those are really good pics...are they real pictures? If so, I hope they returned those monkeys to the wild, pronto! Beeyatches.”

“I hope they eat them.

mmm...mmm...mmm....
monkey stew.”

“Keep the cork in, Subtil!”

“Looks like Violin's in the mood for a spanking! :-D”

“May I watch, Princess?”

“For $100.”

“No spanking on the monkey thread!”

“is it $100 to watch, or $100 for the spanking?”

“Have you bought Tarpies Christmas present yet???



Sock Monkey's In Love boxers!”

“Bump”

“Oh look, and they're already a delightful yellow color! LOL!”

“LOL...I still remember years ago when Tarp Rat wrote how he GOT his name....OH God...it was fantastic.

I saved it for a while as a text message on my phone for when I was down. Great humor.”

“Oh yeah, what was that story?”

“[Jeopardy Theme...]”

“I can't believe no one has seen this yet.



Slackers!


Lyra, where are you?”

“Lyra? Are you here?”

“Hi Ruby! That's the same one you emailed me, right? I answered you back... You freak!! LOL ;-D”

“Huh? Now I see that you did. I totally missed it. My eyes are painted on today I guess.”

“That's cool! Ohhh now that I saw it the second time, I realized it's saying my name...creepy! haha :-)”

“lyra you have mail
maple”

“Why lyra will never work for TSA:

TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.

Link”

“True, but at least they get to coach the handler on how to hold their monkey....”

“Trunk monkeys, that is ...

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/category/4/68/51/

Funny stuff!”

“trunk monkey...thats funny. The one with the monkey beating up the aliens was sorta funny :)”

“I liked the one about road rage best. But they're all pretty funny.”

“LOL I really enjoyed the "want a donut" lol.”