Happy Birthday Maple!

“Have a great birthday, mapes! I'll celebrate by staying home, coughing, blowing my nose, taking sudafed, etc. Bleah...”

“Happy Bday, Mapes.....your present is in a geocache on the Ouachita Trail, section 1 (hint)”

“thank you to
zac, you can keep your crap to yourself
powltyman, you can keep your snot to yourself
chappy, all i can say is HAHA


geez, friends like you all. who needs evil turkeys”

“Happy birthday, crazy lady!”

“i'm taking my happy birthday wish back. I hope your cake falls in the oven ;)”

“hahaha that is sooo mean!!”

“wait you can not take it back

birthday rules!!”

“why do you want to keep my bday wish, you aren't thankful you got it.”

“*sniff sniff*
sorry

thank you for my birthday wish.

can I have it back now damnit”

“ok im off to meet with the big wig..good thoughts please, if not your not getting any cake!!”

“Good luck and happy b day!”

“you can have it back and I'll even spread some extra icing on your cake if you want me to.”

“Have a great one, Mapes!”

“happy birthday kiddo”

“almost missed this, nappy bday mapes.”

“Hav-a-Happy, US Grade A Light Amber!

Tell TB to go easy on the pancakes tonight ----”

“Hope you have a happy birthday!”

“LOL tilt, I have the man working for ME tonight!

oh and by the way, my meeting went freaking great. he loved me. they start shooting in two weeks and he will let me know before then.
it will be as a consultan and if they get picked up, might be in front of the cameras too.

say cheeese baby!!

i brought some of my rescue pics and told the story. he said I was the most impressive person he has met with so far. he loved me. just ask tree LOL

thanks everyone for the good vibes. it worked.


throws cake in hyways face. splat*****”

“Happy Birthday Mapes! So how many spankings? 27?”

“umm sure ok i will take 27...

LOL Tilt, no one is tapping this Ms. Maple”

“Happy Birthday, Leaf o' Maple!”

“Good cuz else ones hand 'd get sore LOL! Happy Bday.


Hey BTW I'm heading up tomorrow!!!! Email me with your # I'd love to see you two !!!!”

“Hey Mapes, I'll be right behind you by 10 days....”

“day noted :)~”

“uh, I'll be 39....plus tax......”

“haha plus tax.


man i never heard that one

love it!!”

“You and Jack Benny....”

“Happy Birthday Maple!!!”

“thank you sir ewker”

“Happy Birthday!”

“wow my head still hurts...


note to self: must stop emailing people late at night when i drink”

“note to self: must stop emailing people late at night when i drink

Sounds like you had a great birthday though. That's what counts.”

“Sorry I missed your B-Day. Hope it was a great one!!!”