Phone Sex w/Tarabull & Female Friend

“Both of thier shirts are off.”

“OK, they are now kissing.”

“DAMN!”

“It happens to the best of men,, BB,, maybe you should consult a Dr.”

“Shhhhhh, it's hot babe season. I need wingman”

“OK, I made all this up.”

“BB, take your meds.”

“Hello?”

“Wingman reporting to duty.”

“Wingman?

And all along I thought you were an assman.”

“I am a bear of all parts and am quiet adept at multi-tasking.

If only I could do the same with my job.”

“what is a wingman, anyway?”

“Oooooo, a thighman too, non?

A wingman can be the guy who plays the wing position in soccer or hockey.

Or, it's the guy who flies just off your wing when flying fighter aircraft....he watches your ass.....literally.

In this case he is the guy who goes bar cruisin'......but he's watchin' HER ass in this case.”

“wingman n, bar slang

The guy who talks up the hot chick's ugly and/or annoying girlfriend while his buddy puts the move on the hot chick.”

“Jeezus, this guy will do anything for attention and ego inflation...”

“Ha ha ha

Buddha Bugs Nigal”

“aahhh, gotcha.”

“Not bug, more like disappoints. He doesn't make me mad just sad. I pretty much had Buddha’s character figured out the time he told the story around the campfire of a hot chick he met who wanted him (but don’t they all?) and she was having a tumor removed the next day. He declined saying he just couldn’t go for the “Make a Wish Phuck”. After that I always stayed pleasant and congenial with him even though he has this habit of being insulting at every turn while trying to maintain his “Everybody loves Buddha” image. His insults got to the point where he reached moral bankruptcy and I washed my hands to him which only made him even worse.

Yeah, he’s a stand up guy.”

“Bit - while that's the "classic" definition a wingman can also be there for those annoying female "couples" who won't leave their friend in the 3rd wheel position.”

“Move to the left
Move to the right
Stand up, sit down
Fight, fight, fight!!!”

“Damn - everyones had their cornflakes pissed on, eh?

Or are we practicing for dealing with family on thanksgiving?”

“hey bearmaggot,,back off...lol”

“No kidding! What's wrong with the guys lately? You all getting too much sex so you don't need to think about it twenty two and a half hours a day, thus allowing more time to mull over your dissapointments and tatics for pissing eachother off? ;)”

“LOL @ sass. No I think Buddha and I are just incompatible because I'm a Taurus and he's a dick head.”

“You have to watch Buddha. Every once in awhile he tells the truth to keep us guessing. He's only lying when his lips move. The rest of the time he's telling the truth.”

“LMAO! What a reputation.”

“Hey, he did it to himself.”

“#&%!$ off ewker!

Geo - Are BB's lips moving when he types, jackass?”

“Remind me not to start any threads with two women kissing.”

“Geez Nigal, you're engaging in Buddha Bear-baiting.

Are you trying to start some schit with the dude?

I think there is still some luuuuuuv there!

Bearmagnet, are you trying to start some schit with that butthead?
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“Please wolfeyes, I would love to hear about it.”

“I promise I would finish what I started, if I did.”

“Pretty interesting how you guys team up along political lines for arguments that have nothing to do with politics.”

“Go on...........”

“lol...bearmaggot..I like that”

““Geez Nigal, you're engaging in Buddha Bear-baiting.

Are you trying to start some schit with the dude?”


Naw! Not me! LOL! Months back when I reached the end of my rope with da dope I ignored him for a month while he followed me around and took every pot shot he could at me. “Ok, have it your way puckered…“. He chooses what our relationship is. He loves to hate me and I‘ll give him every opportunity to do so. :)”

“"Or are we practicing for dealing with family on thanksgiving?”
Bearmagnet
8:20:53 AM
11/24/04

You knuckleheads ought to be out in the woods instead of spending time with undesirable family members and eating WAY too much.

ThanxG weekend is THE perfect time to ditch all those jerks.

Hmmmmm,.....four-day weekend......perfect weather.”

“Hey I am doing both! Well, if the weather holds out I am.”

“LOL @ Sass, who proves again that you can post like a grown-up and be fun at the same time.”

“hey bm, new pic on the atonement thread”

“Y'all shut the #&%!$ up! HeyZeus Kristay! We have something potentially hot as sheeyat and you guys are fencing with your dicks!

Lets get back to an important post you Dumb Mother#&%!$ers ignored because of dick fencing!


OK.


You were saying, Wolfeyes?”

“Shucks y'all, if us boys were in the same room we would be havin' a rubber band fight.

Hey, no paper clip halves!!!!”

“I had that happen to me, and a friend, once at a bar.

The Buddha Bear story about the woman with a tumour.


This woman was at the bar, chatting up me and my friend all night. We're both thinking that at least one of us will get lucky.

Well . .. after several drinks she starts getting weepy. Pretty soon she is going into great detail about the ovarian cyst she is scheduled to have removed. She is scared that she could end up having some of her equipment removed . . .

and wants either me, or my friend . . .or both of us . . .to come home with her. The invitation was for s e x . .. .but the implication was to make babies . . .


Boy . . . .we both started backpedaling in a hurry . ..each trying to throw the other under the wheels of the bus . .."lee, you go" . . . ."no no Tom . . .YOU go" . .. .

She was parked in the same garage as we were . ..we walked her to her car .. .the invitation was still open. She got in, asking us to follow her home.


I went straight to my apartment . .. the next day my friend swore he went straight home as well.


I was pretty young (22) and it was a real head trip. Obviously doing her was out of the question .. ..I always felt bad that I couldn't offer more in the way of comfort . ..or something.”

“Why thank you Ped.”

“Was she hot?”

“There ya go BearM!

What a story, lee.”

“Wow, that's really sad. A friend of my wife's recently had a large ovarian cyst removed, but in her case the docs said that she might now be able to get pregnant. She and her husband have a son, but he was conceived via IVF.

That's a pretty freaky trip for a 22-year-old, lee. I think you did okay.
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“"Shucks y'all, if us boys were in the same room we would be havin' a rubber band fight."

I read in my new Bill Bryson book last night that somwething like 238,000 people go to the emergency room over office supply accidents a year! 35,000 with chainsaw and saw accidents. (It's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out)

AND, I'll have you know that last night my husband actually told me (direct quote) "Sometimes I forget you're a girl"! WT...?! lol.”

“She gave me her card. I tried to call her a couple of days later to see how she was, but never heard back.

I was a little scared to make the call .. .I wanted to express something .. .. but not commitment!!!!”

“My chainsaw hasn't been run in some years.

.....and that's a good thing.

GeeZ Sass, did ya hurt him?
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