For the ladies...

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My sister e-mailed me this...thought some of you ladies might enjoy it too!”

“Sounds like a plan I could live with.”

“Cute!”

“Yup, I e-mailed it my daughter.”

“I want to be a bear too! The swatting looks especially attractive.
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“I always wanted to come back as a moose, but that description of a bear sounds pretty good!”

“I think I dated that woman.”

“Yes, I would like to be a mama bear! I love that, thank you Wind walker.
So very cute!”

“three rings to a marriage

engagement ring

wedding ring

and last but not least

suffering”

“Men are like toilets. They are either taken or full of #&%!$. : p”

“Yeah, Pixie!”

“tilt, pixie was talking about herself since she is so full of it”

“Last I checked I wasn't a man.”

“I think that's my cue to slink off to another thread! LOL!”

“Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the #&%!$ out of you.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.”

“Why are men like parking spaces?





All the best ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.


(I like it better about women though)
~BW
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“Where do I sign up?”

“I am so curious about whether or not she will be successful at this business. I have a hard time believing that women will pay for something they can get for free. The only thing I can think of is that they will include more amenities than just the sex. Like perhaps the guy will be gorgeous and will pay attention to the woman and talk to her and flirt with her and do all those things women love to build up to the moment. Then again, maybe it will work because it will be the only one and it will be novel. She can probably find enough women in the world with cash to be customers.”

“finally the potential for true gainful employment where do I apply? Except I wouldnt pass any looks or personality prerequisites, but I could really get into my work.”

“I got a call from Heidi. She wants me to come work for her. Maple won't let me, though! :(”

“You'll end up doin' laundry and rubbing backs! LOL!”

“This thread reminds me of a thought I've been having a lot lately. As a working independent woman, ya know what I want? I want a housewife. No, not some sort of lesbian fantasy. I want someone who makes dinner and cleans the house and does the laundry and sends the Christmas cards and does the grocery shopping and remembers to buy birthday presents for the kids' birthday party invites and all that stuff. Now if Heidi was offering that kind of service, I would be first in line.”

“You're a real bringdown, Slack!”

“Damn, Ruby! I do all that and I'm not even a female!”

“That's why you're one in a million, Tree. Luky Maple!”

“That's what I keep telling her!

Hey, if I went on strike, this family would starve.”

“LOL! I do all that too Treebeard, but I'm a single parent! You might have to start paying Mapleaf more!”

“Ahhhhh! I've spoiled them all, NC! That includes Maple, my son, daughter and Mom, too! I have myself to blame. Oh, why was I born with this talent????

(Launch into Marlon Brando imitation)

I coulda been a contender!!!!”

“Sometimes I wonder why I care so much....sniff.....”

“A friend on mine says she has a fantasy she wants to fulfill some day. She wants three men at one time. There would be one in the kitchen cooking and cleaning, one doing laundry and one cleaning the house.

Want women needs to pay for sex? So many men will do it with no commitment for free, anytime any place, that to pay would be a waste of money. I love to receive pleasure from my man, but that is inseparably tied to my love for my man. Sex should be about more than just pleasure.”

“Just a thought; A woman wants to try something different. She's too embarrassed to ask her boy friend / husband. "Yo Heidi!"”

“Treebeard is a great cook! To this day I still talk about his chicken vesuvio!”

“Mr. The-Naviguesser - A gal can find a strange bloke at a bar that will do what ever she wants. I would bet that you can’t name a woman's “something different” that at least one guy on this board wouldn’t do.”

“I would bet that you can’t name a woman's “something different” that at least one guy on this board wouldn’t do.”
mtn gal

You're right about that because I'm on this board. 8^D


Are you tring to tell me that with the crowds that the Chippendales draw there aren't a few women that wouldn't pay to take it to the next level?
Let's see; "That show was HOT! I'm so worked up that I think I'll go to a bar and try to find a guy with a belly that's not too big, that still has most of his hair, that would like to sleep with my big butt and not be shocked when I ask for "something different" or I'll pay one of these studs to let me run my hands over his 6 pack and because I'm paying he'll do what I want."
Come on, what percentage would it take to make that job profitable? 1? 2? 5?”

“Maybe some “would” pay but not necessarily “need” to pay. Even someone as divine as I will waste money sometimes but not for that.”

“Come on! I might be worth it. And I'm not very expensive. 8^D
Just ask my wife.”

“Mr. The-Naviguesser - A gal can find a strange bloke at a bar that will do what ever she wants. I would bet that you can’t name a woman's “something different” that at least one guy on this board wouldn’t do.”
mtn gal
11:52:59 AM
12/02/05
Does Mr. Goodbar ring a bell. Picking up some guy (possible serial killer) in a bar is frightening! Also if the guys are on the model level in looks and bods...some less attractive girls can have their fantasty.

It's still a stretch for most women I think, though with the whole romance before sex. That will take alot of time and time is money. I don't think this venture will last.
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“Chippendales-type shows work because for the most part they travel and thus are temporary and novel. That's why they draw customers.

Brick and morter strip clubs are a dime a dozen, but how many strip clubs are out there that feature men and stay in business? There might be some, but I've never heard of one. Heidi's idea might work only because it's near Vegas and there is such a tourist flow there. But in general, no way would that work.”

“Yeah, I don't think she's going to give Chevron, with a pump on every corner, much of a challenge. 8^)
She is talking one, and as they say "what happens in Vegas, ..."

For an update, Pahrump is out. She's now going to team up with an existing Brothel that consists of a number of trailers.
So much for Glamor.

IMO her bigest problem is going to be keeping enough guys on the payroll. Think about it, how many times can a guy do it in a day? How many days in a row? With the "average" woman (or worse) for stimulus. It's not a job I want.”

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Lady’s Choice: Fleiss (right) has been flooded with applicants like Brandt, her first hire


This pleasure palace will be shaped like a castle, with a marble-floored great room, a spa, a sex-toy shop and secluded bungalows where 20 Casanovas will spend quality time with the clientele (at $250 an hour)...

More than 1,000 would-be lotharios have already contacted Fleiss seeking employment. She hasn't formalized an application process, but she says she won't be testing the merchandise. "I just have to get a feeling that women would like the guy, that he would treat her the way she wants to be treated," she says. She's already picked her first bachelor: former soap-opera star Lester James Brandt, 37, whom she met last month at a Los Angeles storage facility while she was loading up her moving van to head to Nevada. "I've been following the guide to how to be an actor all this time. But I never got the big break," Brandt says. "Then I met Heidi and I thought, 'I'm gonna try something different'...

Will Brandt and his brethren have the stamina for this kind of work? "With female prostitutes, they can see five, 10, even more clients in a day," says Debbie Rivenburgh, manager of the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, Nev. "I don't know how men could keep up with that"—even with Viagra...”