TT confessional. Step into the booth.

“come one people, I know weve all SINNED So I will go first.

Matt, I must confess I have sinned...I have been thinking unpure thoughts, usually after about the12th hour of work, my mind starts to wander to haiku verses. I guess when I am weary and unprepared the evil that is Haiku creeps in.

I have not been backpacking since the end of june. :(

I think I have an addiction...even when I do not post I find myself clicking onto TT...even at work! UHOH.

Matt, our father, tell me what I must do to save my soul and to seek forgiveness!”

“I've posted "news".”

“I'm a little reserved about confessing. Can't I just skip to the penance part?”

“I have so many alter egos, I got the "You have too many identities" message when I tried to add another one. I had to use a different email address, for Matt's sake!!”

“Sometimes I post as Birch and don't tell anyone.”

“I'll never tell!”

“OK,

I have sinned as well. I haven't been backpacking since September and that trip was cut short due to me being a whimp. The trip before that was not so much a trip, but a weekend of drinking and sinning.”

“If the Webmaster offers you a candy bar- run!”

“Why? I like candy :)”

“Ah yes, the extended weekend of sin at Ithaca!

I too have sinned.
I left the remains of the Irish whiskey in the car last weekend and bummed booze from the others.

I would prefer to confess to Monsignor Gremlin.
His Eminence's penances are sure to be wickedly self-mortifying.”

“I confess that when everything is spelled correctly, I know it’s really Sassafras.”

“I confess...ewker is my troll name”

“I confess, since joining TT I have seen it all. Purge me from such unsightliness.”

“You will all have to be psanked now.

Hehehehehehehehe.”

“psanked? Did blow that one, or what?”

“Sometimes I post as Birch, too!!!”

“i am shocked and appalled at you people.

especially you Sass, LOL!!”

“come on lyra...we know you have sinned! You cant be hanging around all those monkeys for nothing!”

“nope, sorry!”

“You mean you never even peeked at one of their little red asses, Lyra? Not once??”

“I have no sins.

Nor have I ever sinned.


HOwever . . .


If I could get a peek at Lyra "little red ass" (to quote Treebeard), I might think about it.”

“I confess that I drank too much on my last backpacking trip....It was fun though:)”

“Are there any Catholics here? What is it like to go to a confessional with a Priest?

What is the worst penance you ever got?”

“I'm a former Catholic. The only time I went to confess to a priest was to recieve the sacrament of reconcilliation for the first time, when I was in 5th grade or something like that. I told the priest something like that I swore at my sister. My pennance was 10 Hail Marys, I think.

After that, I only attended Communal Pennance services, which was a general absolution of sins, you could privatly confess if you wanted to.

The confessing of sins to a priest is one of the reasons I left the Catholic church.”

“Do you have to perform the pennance in front of the Priest? Do they ever give you real pennance like fines and community service?”

“No, you do the pennance on your own, from what I know.”

“BBW has a good point.”

“I confess that I have a troll and he's bad. But I'm not going to tell you who he his. HeHe!”

“I love Clay Akin...”

“I'm also a former Catholic. Penence was always prayers, generally Hail Marys and once I got two whole roserys! Confession always was dreaded because my family was close to the priest and I was always afraid he'd talk with my folks about whatever I told him. I omitted a whole lot of sin.”

“Sass, I thought the priests weren't supposed to talk about confessions with anyone. This is not the case?”

“It is the case but I never trusted him, lol.”

“I never sin.

So someone go get me a beer while I watch these strippers.”

“Nigal, you didn't go there? Ewww”

“good thing I kept that stray Ty Pennington dream (of which I had NO control over!!) to myself...DULP!!”

“Confessing on TT?? HAAHAAHAAHAAAA!!! [LAUGHS INSANLY]”

“I'm typing neked.”

“I've had naughty thoughts about a fellow TTer. Please forgive me.”

“I'm typing neked.”
Buck
1:12:38 PM

Buck naked??


hahahahahaha!”

“well I once corrupted a young woman on a TT hike - I still feel a little bad about that”

““I've had naughty thoughts about a fellow TTer. Please forgive me.”

Strangling the life out of Ewker or nailing MammaBearGRRRR? LOL!”

“Is it a sin to think nasty thoughts regarding a nun while in a confessional?

Bmag - Excomunicated at age 13.”

“Ha Ha!

I am snorting coke off my keyboard as I type.”

““Is it a sin to think nasty thoughts regarding a nun while in a confessional?
"

No but it may be sign you that you have secret desires to have intercourse with a penguin.”

“What if your having nasty thoughts about a penguin while in a confessional (assuming, of course, that the penguin is not in there with you)?”

“I think then it would reveal his desire to do a nun.”

“Time to visit the doctor”

“hmmm...I am thinking...I am thinking...
I don't think I have ever sinned.
Dang, maybe I am the only perfect human in this world.
hahahahahaha!!
Okay, I think I am going straight to hell...
last edited: 11/30/04 12:37:04 PM”

“"normal Penguin" or Emperor Penquin?”

“If the nun is Ingrid Bergman, I think it's ok.”