TT confessional. Step into the booth.

“I had that lemon-lime stuff HOI talks about, prior to a kidney work-up. Nasty stuff. Try anything before that!! Anything! I can'timagine a gallon of the stuff...I had a 12 oz bottle and that was too much. Poor HOI.”

“actually it was the small bottle of the Fleet stuff for me - 4 ounces I think - other people who have problems with blood pressure end up with the gallon jug of something else”

“You crazy bastards.

Taking a thread from sex toys to laxitives is just plain wrong.”

“It's the TT way.”

““When I was in the rehab hospital, they gave me lactulose - now that was explosive."

Why would they give you this for a drug addiction? Congrats anyhow and hey...one day at a time brother.”

“With HOI. I had the 4oz bottle. Take half mixed with water, then lots of fluids, then take the rest and drink lots of fluids.”

“Well for a Colonoscopy I had the Gallon-o-sweat-tasting crap. I remember running to the bathroom before I was done with it.

Liquid Drano for people.”

“Ok, I confess. I just ate THREE, yes 3, chocolate covered marshmallow eggs and one small package of Cadbury mini-eggs for lunch. Chit, I wish the easter candy would just disappear off the shelves.

Let's see, should I eat the yellow or purple Peeps first.......”

“I think I just wrecked every diet I will start for the next five Mondays.”

“LOL @ CD
You BAD girl! ;-)”

“The damn easter bunny made me do it. LOL.”

“chili - what do you think - phospho-soda plus Dave's Insanity hot sauce - burn you twice in a big way”

“Those cadbury mini eggs are so evil. Worse are the Dove dark eggs. Sooooo good.”

“I've blown my diet the past coupe days too. I took Mom to Sams club the other morning, and one of the things I got was cocktail ( smaller) croissants. I'm so glad I split the box of 20 with her. One of those sliced open, a little horseradish mayo, a thin slice of tomato, and a thin slice of deli sliced black angus roast beef. Oh snap they're too good!”

“Is this the poop or the chocolate thread?? I'm getting so confused.

Those mini Cadbury eggs ARE the best. I used to like the big Cadbury Cream Eggs too...but now just the thought of them makes me gag, LOL! Dove dark chocolate eggs, huh? You shouldn't have told me that, Sass!!”

“Phew, glad I am not the only one. Yea Sassafras, those mini-eggs are to die for. The Russell Stover's eggs are much better than the ones made by Hershey. I am very picky about my junk food.

Gawd, now I feel sick. I should have eaten real food for lunch. Treebait, pass me one of them croissant sandwiches, will ya.”

“LOL @ Lyra.”

“Lol, CD! I think it would be a little stale by the time it got to you!”

“I have to have a list when I go to Costco (otherwise I spend $400 and everyone gets upset with me). There are too many yummy things there! I do not get anything that isn't on the list. My reward for sticking to the list is a berry smoothie at their lunch counter.”

“What is it with women and chocolate??

I'll take my answer on the run!!”

“And never start with one of those big flat top carts.”

“cadbury eggs are nasty. I love chocolate, MarkO. Whatchya tryin to say?”

“Oh I dunno, BM. Cadbury eggs can be fun. Especially if one's significant other is watching slowly suck the filling out of one. =:D

Wow I'm being bad today.”

“Bearmagnet, I'll bet women eat more chocolate than men.”

“I ain't speakin' for my sistas, but...

no sex + no trail = CHOCOLATE”

“BM, you obviously haven't had the Cadbury mini-eggs.”

“Yo......Bearmagnet!!
That's what I'm talkin' about!!

Thanks for your honestly, Creek Dancer.
And for not slappin' me!

For me the best antidote is beer.”

“Do the mini eggs have a disgusting cream filling?

treebait - I'd rather use chocolate syrup.”

“Oh, look out!!”

“No cream filling in the mini eggs. And yea, it's kind of disgusting, even for a sugar addict like me.”

“Personally, I eat more chocolate than I eat men.”

“Dang gone!!!”

“I don't like cream in chocolate, neither no how! I'm not really a sugar addict. The only thing I don't mind with my chocolate is...........er...............nuts.”

“Mmm, chocolate covered strawberries are nice.”

“Chocolate covered coffee beans are the bomb!!”

“Much as I love light roast coffee I can't tolerate eating coffee beans.”

“Strawberries go very well with chocolate syrup......and whip cream.

I love chocolate covered espresso beans.”

“Can we get back to being gross?”

“Why? Hungry?”

“No. Bored.

I've lost most of the hair in my armpits. I wake up with wet smelly pits now. I mean they smell way worse than when I had more hair.

Almost gag inducing to me. Can I get Merkins for my Pits?”

“I prefer chocolate covered stink-bugs. They have a certain "bite" to them.”

“Peeps...wooohooo...I love them after they are about a minth old and hard....wooohooooo...isn't there a Peeps thread??????”

“lol, poor Bearmag. There's got to be more to it than lack of hair (meds?). If having hairless pits caused stink women would not shave.”

“I aint touchin that one!”

“LOL Sass! Maybe. Stinky due to some meds is an interesting comment. I am a sweaty guy by nature, and a hairy one. I think I inherited both of those from my Sicilian Father ;)

I think the hair helped absorb/sponge up. Don't men sweat/stink more than women? I just asked Dani if I stink more and she said "no".”

“Confession...it is almost two years since I went backpacking. Last time was to the Bridgestone Firestone in August 2004.

The closest I've been was when I went to the Smokies and spent the weekend with nowslimmer in March.

I am so ashamed I must commit seppuku...


au revoir...”

“Wow what a confession. Does that mean you havent eaten any any mountain house either?

That could be a good thing”

“sep·pu·ku Audio pronunciation of "seppuku." ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sp-k, s-p-)
n.

Ritual suicide by disembowelment formerly practiced by Japanese samurai. Also called hara-kiri.”

“That's going to leave a mark.”

“maybe just a small scar....”